OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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Congrats to all the successful married folk.....

3 weeks ago it was 24 years for me and wife unit....... she was gf unit for almost 6 years prior.....

We are all beating the statistics......by a country mile in some cases....
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Irish wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 8:08 pm Congrats to all the successful married folk.....

3 weeks ago it was 24 years for me and wife unit....... she was gf unit for almost 6 years prior.....

We are all beating the statistics......by a country mile in some cases....
Grats! :fuckyeah:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 7:44 pm
Calvinball wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:52 pm

Similar. My wife and I have been together for 15 years, married for 7 because I had rude friends who kept getting married and I made so little money that it took forever to save up for a ring. I completely blame those friends because going to weddings is expensive.
Blame deserved and accepted
Whoa whoa whoa, I never said it was you.

But

It was you.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:28 am

So you hate him because he goes to a chiropractor, dentist and speech therapist? Um, if you didn't book those appointments I'm pretty sure he didn't either. I'm not challenging your feelings but :bruh: , he's your son and will need his mum and dad till he is like 25 y/o.
I hate the whole situation and yeah him to an extent.
Just because he’s my son doesn’t mean that I immediately love him.
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Hope things keep getting better for you and him.
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My wife and I are 13yr marriage/18yr together.

As grumpy as we all are, interestingly I can't think of any of us who are divorced. Wonder if that stat is accurate and why?
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Tarspin wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 7:38 am My wife and I are 13yr marriage/18yr together.

As grumpy as we all are, interestingly I can't think of any of us who are divorced. Wonder if that stat is accurate and why?
You can’t get divorced if you don’t get married. :hue:
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Tarspin wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 7:38 am My wife and I are 13yr marriage/18yr together.

As grumpy as we all are, interestingly I can't think of any of us who are divorced. Wonder if that stat is accurate and why?
Other than Desert I can't think of anyone else here.
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Tarspin wrote:My wife and I are 13yr marriage/18yr together.

As grumpy as we all are, interestingly I can't think of any of us who are divorced. Wonder if that stat is accurate and why?
I hadn't thought about it, but I don't think I know anyone under 40 who has been divorced. Though my dad was 45 when his happened.
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I’ve got one buddy who’s been divorced twice. Almost got married a third time last year, but broke it off during the engagement. That definitely would have ended in divorce too. He turns 40 tomorrow.
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Troy, you might find this :fuckyeah:

The Hard Rock hotel & casino in Hollywood, FL has an all new hotel that’s in the shape of a guitar.


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“Employers have discovered that their workforce has been surprisingly productive working from home, albeit not ideal especially for parents with children being schooled at home,”

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razr390 wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 12:23 pm Troy, you might find this :fuckyeah:

The Hard Rock hotel & casino in Hollywood, FL has an all new hotel that’s in the shape of a guitar.


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Hey! I've seen that!
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Fuck me. 97° right now with high humidity and our power just went out. Got a text and email from SDG&E that estimated restoration is 9PM. It’s been about 5 minutes and I’m already dripping sweat.
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SAWCE wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 9:36 pm Fuck me. 97° right now with high humidity and our power just went out. Got a text and email from SDG&E that estimated restoration is 9PM. It’s been about 5 minutes and I’m already dripping sweat.
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SAWCE wrote:Fuck me. 97° right now with high humidity and our power just went out. Got a text and email from SDG&E that estimated restoration is 9PM. It’s been about 5 minutes and I’m already dripping sweat.
D'awww how cute.
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:02 pm
SAWCE wrote:Fuck me. 97° right now with high humidity and our power just went out. Got a text and email from SDG&E that estimated restoration is 9PM. It’s been about 5 minutes and I’m already dripping sweat.
D'awww how cute.
$5 for some sweaty nip pics.
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:02 pm D'awww how cute.
$5 for some sweaty nip pics.
I've now gone 2 full summers with no AC. Admittedly that's about as hot as maybe a month in CA.
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:06 pm I've now gone 2 full summers with no AC. Admittedly that's about as hot as maybe a month in CA.
Still. That's fucking something man.
I look at it as practice for living in Europe, should we ever be allowed to do so. I'm generally trying to do what I can to get rid of shit and simplify our lives as much as possible since we can't be like you and have 4000+ square feet and all new everything, etc.
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:06 pm
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$5 for some sweaty nip pics.
I've now gone 2 full summers with no AC. Admittedly that's about as hot as maybe a month in CA.
I got lucky and only had to do one summer out here without AC. This place didn’t have it, but at least has the vertical slide windows so we were able to fit an AC unit in the bedroom.
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:49 pm I look at it as practice for living in Europe, should we ever be allowed to do so. I'm generally trying to do what I can to get rid of shit and simplify our lives as much as possible since we can't be like you and have 4000+ square feet and all new everything, etc.
25 years old of 4000 sq/ft is a hell of a lot of work
You have the :troywax: to be like "we're going to renovate multiple rooms every year" and then sell at a massive profit to buy an even bigger place :doe:

We can't even get into that "starter home" with 6 figures remaining for improvements.
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:37 pm You have the :troywax: to be like "we're going to renovate multiple rooms every year"
That's laughably inaccurate.
How many rooms have you renovated and how many years have you been there?
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In year one you apparently blew 6 figures already...

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SAWCE wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 9:36 pm Fuck me. 97° right now with high humidity and our power just went out. Got a text and email from SDG&E that estimated restoration is 9PM. It’s been about 5 minutes and I’m already dripping sweat.
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:06 pm
SAWCE wrote:
$5 for some sweaty nip pics.
I've now gone 2 full summers with no AC. Admittedly that's about as hot as maybe a month in CA.
D.awww. How cute.

I've never lived in a house with central AC. I didn't even have a window unit in my bedroom until my mid 30's.
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