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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:36 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:53 pm
What the shit?

The scratch does look like it'll buff out fine, but damn man. That's :|
I'm surprised they let a car out of their service bay with a wheel that looks like a sasquatch nutted all over it. Let alone the scratched fender.
I am not this my "typical" :dillerman: experience. Which is why I don't even bother with them.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:35 pm
coogles wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:21 pm Damn Johnny, that’s some awful treatment. Hope that comes off easily.
Shit like this is precisely why I leave the city limits to get work done on my car. I trust exactly zero shops in the city. Now I apparently need to go farther out than a 30 minute drive.

Other examples:
-Bought 4 tires on the GTI. Shop charged full amount, only replaced 2 of them. Got the other 2 installed, came out to car, found all the center caps destroyed. Took a week to get new caps in.
-Had an oil change and rotation done on the Focus. Shop gunned the wheels on so hard that when I eventually got a flat, and tried to fix it, lugs were shearing straight off the car. Took it to a tire shop where they ended up cutting the entire wheel off the car. Car was out of commission for an entire week.
-Lisa's Cmax needed roof repair because a ladder fell on it. Shop replaced the roof. Dicked up the entire climate control installation, dash installation, headliner installation (black marks everywhere), and the passenger side sun visor was installed backwards.
-Countless dirty as fuck steering wheels and shift knobs after service. Countless "your rear brake pads are super low and need to be replaced" when there's a ton of friction material left.
I got that last one on the mini... I checked and it look at least 50%... :wtf:
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:36 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:53 pm
What the shit?

The scratch does look like it'll buff out fine, but damn man. That's :|
I'm surprised they let a car out of their service bay with a wheel that looks like a sasquatch nutted all over it. Let alone the scratched fender.
It's just ZFG :| mentality. Sad for sure.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:57 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:36 pm

I'm surprised they let a car out of their service bay with a wheel that looks like a sasquatch nutted all over it. Let alone the scratched fender.
I am not this my "typical" :dillerman: experience. Which is why I don't even bother with them.
I avoid car repair shops like the plague. But is what it is.
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Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 4:40 pm Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
That's nice!
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 4:40 pm Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
At least they fixed it!

ZFG :truk: FTW
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 4:40 pm Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
Dude please just reach out to me and let me take care of it in the future. Drop it off at my house or drive 20 minutes past the scooby :dillerman: and I’ll get it done right as some cash side work for my guys. This goes for anyone here in the philly area.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 4:40 pm Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
Dude please just reach out to me and let me take care of it in the future. Drop it off at my house or drive 20 minutes past the scooby :dillerman: and I’ll get it done right as some cash side work for my guys. This goes for anyone here in the philly area.
5/7 offer right there! :fuckyeah:
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 4:40 pm Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
You can drink my liquor
You can call my lady
You can take my money
You can smoke my blunt
Scuff these Jordans
You can say you hate me
You can call me crazy, but
Don't touch my truck
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sat Jul 25, 2020 8:36 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 4:40 pm Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
You can drink my liquor
You can call my lady
You can take my money
You can smoke my blunt
Scuff these Jordans
You can say you hate me
You can call me crazy, but
Don't touch my truck
Easy there Breland.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sat Jul 25, 2020 8:36 pm

You can drink my liquor
You can call my lady
You can take my money
You can smoke my blunt
Scuff these Jordans
You can say you hate me
You can call me crazy, but
Don't touch my truck
Easy there Breland.
Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Jul 27, 2020 9:56 am

Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton
I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Jul 27, 2020 9:56 am

Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton
I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.
I threw a kid's "J's" out in the snow during a house party once. I got home from my b shift job, and found a slush puddle on my bedroom floor coming off the shoes. I tossed them out into the yard and he came looking for them later. Ain't care what they are or who's they are. He did attempt to start a beat down.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:44 pm

I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.
I threw a kid's "J's" out in the snow during a house party once. I got home from my b shift job, and found a slush puddle on my bedroom floor coming off the shoes. I tossed them out into the yard and he came looking for them later. Ain't care what they are or who's they are. He did attempt to start a beat down.
Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:30 am

Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.
One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them. :lol:
The staying power of that brand is :amazing:
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:30 am

Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.
One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them. :lol:
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:22 pm
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One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them. :lol:
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LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:22 pm

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LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I can't have nice sneakers. Dog steps on my feet all the time because :derp:
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:30 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:45 pm

LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I can't have nice sneakers. All my money will go to:

-diapers
-baby clothes
-other baby shit
FTFY
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razr390 wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:32 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:30 pm

I can't have nice sneakers. All my money will go to:

-diapers
-baby clothes
-other baby shit
FTFY
But I'm unemployed, so really it's everyone else's money.

Its funny. 5 days in, and I haven't even thought about my car once. We've been taking the jelly bean shitbox Cmax everywhere.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:30 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:45 pm

LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I can't have nice sneakers. Dog steps on my feet all the time because :derp:
Yeah, me too... the point is that my efforts to keep my shoes shiny white lasted about 2 days back then and today I don't even try. I've been buying black Vans for the last 18 months. ZFG life.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:45 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:22 pm

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LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I'm no fashionista, but I'm fairly sure a 52 yoa white guy is not going to be looking too fly in AJs.
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:55 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:45 pm

LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I'm no fashionista, but I'm fairly sure a 52 yoa white guy is not going to be looking too fly in AJs.
Pretty sure I still have my "fly" Levi Silvertab shorts from the early 90's somewhere in a box.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:21 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:55 pm

I'm no fashionista, but I'm fairly sure a 52 yoa white guy is not going to be looking too fly in AJs.
Pretty sure I still have my "fly" Levi Silvertab shorts from the early 90's somewhere in a box.



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The vans are a sign that maybe you should bust those babies out.
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