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troyguitar wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:11 am Golden comments on jackstandgate:

Its a vast left wing conspiracy. Its fake news. I used their jack stands once and I didn't die....so this is all lies.

The flu kills more people than harbor freight jack stands...

Dying *with* a car on top of you is not the same as dying *of* a car on top of you.

How would you feel if they failed? Crushed
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Also, am I the only one that "stores" the wheels/tires under the rockers when off the car and on jack stands? I've always been :notsure: about jackstands in general, and the wheel/tire under the rockers should afford you enough room to escape or at least not die in the event of jackstand failure. :iono:
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Detroit wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:15 am
troyguitar wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:11 am Golden comments on jackstandgate:

Its a vast left wing conspiracy. Its fake news. I used their jack stands once and I didn't die....so this is all lies.

The flu kills more people than harbor freight jack stands...

Dying *with* a car on top of you is not the same as dying *of* a car on top of you.

How would you feel if they failed? Crushed
:amazing:

Also, am I the only one that "stores" the wheels/tires under the rockers when off the car and on jack stands? I've always been :notsure: about jackstands in general, and the wheel/tire under the rockers should afford you enough room to escape or at least not die in the event of jackstand failure. :iono:
that or leave the jack up with some load on it.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:21 am
Detroit wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:15 am
:amazing:

Also, am I the only one that "stores" the wheels/tires under the rockers when off the car and on jack stands? I've always been :notsure: about jackstands in general, and the wheel/tire under the rockers should afford you enough room to escape or at least not die in the event of jackstand failure. :iono:
that or leave the jack up with some load on it.
I do that if the wheels aren't coming off, for sure.
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troyguitar wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 9:53 am I was hoping that my jack stands were in the recall so I could get them out of the apartment. I haven't used the 6-tons in 5+ years since I don't have heavy cars anymore. Got 4 of those big stands just taking up space here along with the big steel jack that I also haven't used in years.

Even though they're not in the recall I'm sure they're worthless now and it seems dumb to throw them away.
The 6 ton ones are taller, so I use them to get the car higher up off the ground. It becomes very handy when I need to pull a trans.
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That's why I bought them originally, but I don't see myself using them again. Not out of fear, but I don't see doing that kind of work again without having my own lift. Guess I could just throw toss them at the dump.
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troyguitar wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:54 am :word:

That's why I bought them originally, but I don't see myself using them again. Not out of fear, but I don't see doing that kind of work again without having my own lift. Guess I could just throw toss them at the dump.
Pay $0.25 for a cart at Aldi, fill it with jack stands, and get scrap money for the whole shebang.
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Detroit wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:15 am
troyguitar wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:11 am Golden comments on jackstandgate:

Its a vast left wing conspiracy. Its fake news. I used their jack stands once and I didn't die....so this is all lies.

The flu kills more people than harbor freight jack stands...

Dying *with* a car on top of you is not the same as dying *of* a car on top of you.

How would you feel if they failed? Crushed
:amazing:

Also, am I the only one that "stores" the wheels/tires under the rockers when off the car and on jack stands? I've always been :notsure: about jackstands in general, and the wheel/tire under the rockers should afford you enough room to escape or at least not die in the event of jackstand failure. :iono:
I either do that or leave the jack itself On the car near where I’m working. So something catches it if the stand fails.

I also make sure each jack stand is rated to hold 2x the entire car.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 11:12 am
troyguitar wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:54 am :word:

That's why I bought them originally, but I don't see myself using them again. Not out of fear, but I don't see doing that kind of work again without having my own lift. Guess I could just throw toss them at the dump.
Pay $0.25 for a cart at Aldi, fill it with jack stands, and get scrap money for the whole shebang.
Steal a cart from Acme and fill it with manhole covers right off the street and make even more money.
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Huckleberry wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:48 am
troyguitar wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 9:53 am I was hoping that my jack stands were in the recall so I could get them out of the apartment. I haven't used the 6-tons in 5+ years since I don't have heavy cars anymore. Got 4 of those big stands just taking up space here along with the big steel jack that I also haven't used in years.

Even though they're not in the recall I'm sure they're worthless now and it seems dumb to throw them away.
The 6 ton ones are taller, so I use them to get the car higher up off the ground. It becomes very handy when I need to pull a trans.
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troyguitar wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 9:53 am I was hoping that my jack stands were in the recall so I could get them out of the apartment. I haven't used the 6-tons in 5+ years since I don't have heavy cars anymore. Got 4 of those big stands just taking up space here along with the big steel jack that I also haven't used in years.

Even though they're not in the recall I'm sure they're worthless now and it seems dumb to throw them away.
Throw them up for free on CL or FB Marketplace and they'll be gone in no time.
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max225 wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 11:42 am
Huckleberry wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:48 am

The 6 ton ones are taller, so I use them to get the car higher up off the ground. It becomes very handy when I need to pull a trans.
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Eh. It just needed a new clutch.
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Detroit wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:15 am
troyguitar wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:11 am Golden comments on jackstandgate:

Its a vast left wing conspiracy. Its fake news. I used their jack stands once and I didn't die....so this is all lies.

The flu kills more people than harbor freight jack stands...

Dying *with* a car on top of you is not the same as dying *of* a car on top of you.

How would you feel if they failed? Crushed
:amazing:

Also, am I the only one that "stores" the wheels/tires under the rockers when off the car and on jack stands? I've always been :notsure: about jackstands in general, and the wheel/tire under the rockers should afford you enough room to escape or at least not die in the event of jackstand failure. :iono:
I was taught to do this decades ago. Cheap insurance. I just assumed everyone did it, unless they don't want to risk damage to their :ramz:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:21 am
Detroit wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:15 am
:amazing:

Also, am I the only one that "stores" the wheels/tires under the rockers when off the car and on jack stands? I've always been :notsure: about jackstands in general, and the wheel/tire under the rockers should afford you enough room to escape or at least not die in the event of jackstand failure. :iono:
that or leave the jack up with some load on it.
I do (did) :dat: , too.
Belt and suspenders.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:07 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 10:15 am
:amazing:

Also, am I the only one that "stores" the wheels/tires under the rockers when off the car and on jack stands? I've always been :notsure: about jackstands in general, and the wheel/tire under the rockers should afford you enough room to escape or at least not die in the event of jackstand failure. :iono:
I was taught to do this decades ago. Cheap insurance. I just assumed everyone did it, unless they don't want to risk damage to their :ramz:
The act of not doing that to preserve your :ramz: implies that you'd rather die than scratch your :ramz:

:nope: :nope: :nope:
:nope: :wtf: :nope:
:nope: :nope: :nope:
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D Griff wrote:
wap wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:07 pm I was taught to do this decades ago. Cheap insurance. I just assumed everyone did it, unless they don't want to risk damage to their :ramz:
The act of not doing that to preserve your :ramz: implies that you'd rather die than scratch your :ramz:

:nope: :nope: :nope:
:nope: :wtf: :nope:
:nope: :nope: :nope:
:ramz: are lyfe.

I would literally die if I curbed one of my SSR's.
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D Griff wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:21 pm
wap wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:07 pm
I was taught to do this decades ago. Cheap insurance. I just assumed everyone did it, unless they don't want to risk damage to their :ramz:
The act of not doing that to preserve your :ramz: implies that you'd rather die than scratch your :ramz:

:nope: :nope: :nope:
:nope: :wtf: :nope:
:nope: :nope: :nope:
Stance lyfe creates some hard decisions :bruh:
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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D Griff wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:21 pm
wap wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:07 pm
I was taught to do this decades ago. Cheap insurance. I just assumed everyone did it, unless they don't want to risk damage to their :ramz:
The act of not doing that to preserve your :ramz: implies that you'd rather die than scratch your :ramz:

:nope: :nope: :nope:
:nope: :wtf: :nope:
:nope: :nope: :nope:
:dat: :dat: :dat: :dat:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:23 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:21 pm

The act of not doing that to preserve your :ramz: implies that you'd rather die than scratch your :ramz:

:nope: :nope: :nope:
:nope: :wtf: :nope:
:nope: :nope: :nope:
Stance lyfe creates some hard decisions :bruh:
:lolol: :disgust:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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D Griff wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:21 pm
wap wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:07 pm
I was taught to do this decades ago. Cheap insurance. I just assumed everyone did it, unless they don't want to risk damage to their :ramz:
The act of not doing that to preserve your :ramz: implies that you'd rather die than scratch your :ramz:

:nope: :nope: :nope:
:nope: :wtf: :nope:
:nope: :nope: :nope:
Oh I agree to not do that to save your :ramz: over your life is completely :fullretard: . I never hesitated to put a tar under a car after removing it while jacked, regardless of :ramz:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Dem Ferrarios.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Some gold in the comments:

"The water was fortunate to put out the engine fires."
"This caused hundreds of dollars in damage to those cars."
"Oh man, that's like $270 just washed away."
"I guess one good thing came from this disaster."
"From near worthless to totally worthless. What a shame"
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:54 pm
Some gold in the comments:

"The water was fortunate to put out the engine fires."
"This caused hundreds of dollars in damage to those cars."
"Oh man, that's like $270 just washed away."
"I guess one good thing came from this disaster."
"From near worthless to totally worthless. What a shame"
Those are major roasts
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In case anyone wonders ... the Conti esc tires are about 2mpg Worse than the stock run craps. Went from 26-8 to 24-26.

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