OT 17: WELCOME TO THE CORONADOME!

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Turning the into the General Lee to avoid viral redneck retaliation could indeed work...

You're also a big white dude with a tall white chick towing a little used camper. Pretty unlikely that anyone would bug you in any circumstance.

Add the and some fishing poles to really blend in.

I'm more worried about local law enforcement for once having a reason to assert dominance.

[troyguitar]

You're also a big white dude with a tall white chick towing a little used camper. Pretty unlikely that anyone would bug you in any circumstance.

Add the and some fishing poles to really blend in.

I'm more worried about local law enforcement for once having a reason to assert dominance.

I wouldn't be worried about it. Just bring your banjo to complete your ensemble. And don't say "ensemble"

[ChrisoftheNorth]

I'm more worried about local law enforcement for once having a reason to assert dominance.

I wouldn't be worried about it. Just bring your banjo to complete your ensemble. And don't say "ensemble"

What's the redneck term for "ensemble"?

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Brood?

[razr390]

Brood?

Just yell out SOOOOOOEEEEYYYYYY every now and then and you’ll be fine.

[SAWCE]

I wouldn't be worried about it. Just bring your banjo to complete your ensemble. And don't say "ensemble"

What's the redneck term for "ensemble"?

“Y’all”

It’s all encompassing.

Don’t forget to substitute the word “is” for “are”

“Me and y’all is just gonna stay up in these here woods fer a bit.”

[Desertbreh]

What the shit am I going to do about my hair

Interestingly this is way up on my list of "huh" items. My barber is a bit of an outlier, she is 72 and owns multiple properties outright, works because she wants to. Thinking about texting her and seeing if she wants to cut my hair in my garage for say...............$100?

[ChrisoftheNorth]

What's the redneck term for "ensemble"?

“Y’all”

It’s all encompassing.

Don’t forget to substitute the word “is” for “are”

“Me and y’all is just gonna stay up in these here woods fer a bit.”

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Turning the into the General Lee to avoid viral redneck retaliation could indeed work...

Extra points for a dixie horn and daisy dukes.

Where can I get a Dixie horn quickly?

I'm wearing my Daisy dukes now that the temps will hit 60 today. I'm ready

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Brood?

Klan.

[CorvetteWaxer]

I wouldn't be worried about it. Just bring your banjo to complete your ensemble. And don't say "ensemble"

What's the redneck term for "ensemble"?

"buncha yoots"

[CorvetteWaxer]

I have been avoiding the news, but this one is probably only the start of this shit...

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/loca ... y/2339287/

In a second interview with FBI agents, Moreno stated that, "he did it out of the desire to 'wake people up,'" according to the affidavit. "Moreno stated that he thought that the U.S.N.S. Mercy was suspicious and did not believe 'the ship is what they say it's for.'"

[CorvetteWaxer]

[CorvetteWaxer]

[CorvetteWaxer]

[troyguitar]

I wouldn't be worried about it. Just bring your banjo to complete your ensemble. And don't say "ensemble"

What's the redneck term for "ensemble"?

Posse

[D Griff]

Man, wife is really pushing hard on getting a

I do enjoy dogs a lot but still kinda scared, life has been easier since the previous one died. At least this will be more "mine" and I can select one that is... less purse carry-able.

[CorvetteWaxer]

Man, wife is really pushing hard on getting a

I do enjoy dogs a lot but still kinda scared, life has been easier since the previous one died. At least this will be more "mine" and I can select one that is... less purse carry-able.

So, you're looking for one that is murse compatible?

Just get a pet rat.

I love my so much, but I will admit that they can be a pain if you travel, somewhat like a kid... you need to go somewhere they can stay, or get them into a kennel. Most dog friendly hotels aren't exactly where I would want to stay. I can only imagine they are cleaned less than a room that didn't have a dog in it.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

I have been avoiding the news, but this one is probably only the start of this shit...

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/loca ... y/2339287/

In a second interview with FBI agents, Moreno stated that, "he did it out of the desire to 'wake people up,'" according to the affidavit. "Moreno stated that he thought that the U.S.N.S. Mercy was suspicious and did not believe 'the ship is what they say it's for.'"

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Man, wife is really pushing hard on getting a

I do enjoy dogs a lot but still kinda scared, life has been easier since the previous one died. At least this will be more "mine" and I can select one that is... less purse carry-able.

If push back as much as possible, but you're fighting a losing battle.

I love my dog. A lot. But she's a real drag. We went to CA a few weeks ago for nearly a week...that's $300 for boarding. As she's gotten older shes gotten to be more of a princess, so she hates camping which we love. We want to go on a random weekend trip somewhere? Boarding...which may or may not happen on a whim. Grab drinks after work? Can't...gotta go let the dog out.

My wife loves dogs and is 100% the reason we got ours, and even she has agreed that we won't replace our dog when she goes. We're not having kids because we appreciate freedom, the dog ties us down too much.

[Johnny_P]

Every shop is closed except this fucking chode.



The fat fuck owner of this place is retired philly police so of course they won’t shut him down. So come to south Philly where you can buy lung cancer sticks with a side of lung virus for a limited time.

[CorvetteWaxer]

Man, wife is really pushing hard on getting a

I do enjoy dogs a lot but still kinda scared, life has been easier since the previous one died. At least this will be more "mine" and I can select one that is... less purse carry-able.

If push back as much as possible, but you're fighting a losing battle.

I love my dog. A lot. But she's a real drag. We went to CA a few weeks ago for nearly a week...that's $300 for boarding. As she's gotten older shes gotten to be more of a princess, so she hates camping which we love. We want to go on a random weekend trip somewhere? Boarding...which may or may not happen on a whim. Grab drinks after work? Can't...gotta go let the dog out.

My wife loves dogs and is 100% the reason we got ours, and even she has agreed that we won't replace our dog when she goes. We're not having kids because we appreciate freedom, the dog ties us down too much.

Yep, pretty much the same as I said above, except my dog loves camping and also cabins. As a Black Lab she loooooves water and the outdoors, sometimes too much.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Every shop is closed except this fucking chode.



The fat fuck owner of this place is retired philly police so of course they won’t shut him down. So come to south Philly where you can buy lung cancer sticks with a side of lung virus for a limited time.

Basically the opposite of "essential" right now...

[CorvetteWaxer]

Every shop is closed except this fucking chode.



The fat fuck owner of this place is retired philly police so of course they won’t shut him down. So come to south Philly where you can buy lung cancer sticks with a side of lung virus for a limited time.

Basically the opposite of "essential" right now...

Membershit has its privileges..

[ChrisoftheNorth]

If push back as much as possible, but you're fighting a losing battle.

I love my dog. A lot. But she's a real drag. We went to CA a few weeks ago for nearly a week...that's $300 for boarding. As she's gotten older shes gotten to be more of a princess, so she hates camping which we love. We want to go on a random weekend trip somewhere? Boarding...which may or may not happen on a whim. Grab drinks after work? Can't...gotta go let the dog out.

My wife loves dogs and is 100% the reason we got ours, and even she has agreed that we won't replace our dog when she goes. We're not having kids because we appreciate freedom, the dog ties us down too much.

Yep, pretty much the same as I said above, except my dog loves camping and also cabins. As a Black Lab she loooooves water and the outdoors, sometimes too much.

Yea, the one thing in the back of my mind is if I got a more active dog that enjoyed the outdoors more, I might be willing to put up with the downsides. It's just so hard to tell what a dog's personality will work out to be.