I wonder how many dildos the TSA guys on the X-ray machines see a day.
OT 17: WELCOME TO THE CORONADOME!
- CorvetteWaxer
- Senior Master Sirloin
- Posts: 8381
- Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:35 pm
- Drives: 1986 Hyundai Excel, 351C swap
- Location: Where it happens every year
- Johnny_P
- Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
- Posts: 40600
- Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
- Drives: Blue short bus
- Location: Philly
Lisa got me a whisky glass that was re-purposed from an old coke bottle and reformed. I love the thing. I could do a set of 2 of those I guess? They're made local, but the dudes aren't open during the week, and I'm not around this weekend.
https://remarkglass.com/product/tasting-cups/
Bah.
https://remarkglass.com/product/tasting-cups/
Bah.
- Apex
- Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
- Posts: 29815
- Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:36 pm
- Drives: Abominable
- Location: NJ
Get a bottle opener like [user not found] has for the white elephant.Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:11 pm Lisa got me a whisky glass that was re-purposed from an old coke bottle and reformed. I love the thing. I could do a set of 2 of those I guess? They're made local, but the dudes aren't open during the week, and I'm not around this weekend.
https://remarkglass.com/product/tasting-cups/
Bah.
- CorvetteWaxer
- Senior Master Sirloin
- Posts: 8381
- Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:35 pm
- Drives: 1986 Hyundai Excel, 351C swap
- Location: Where it happens every year
- goIftdibrad
- Chief Master Soft Brain
- Posts: 16746
- Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:01 am
- Drives: straight past the apex
the goal is to get something fun that every one will want. it's like a werid trading game. Lottery tickets/ scratch offs are always popular.
brain go brrrrrr
- Apex
- Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
- Posts: 29815
- Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:36 pm
- Drives: Abominable
- Location: NJ
- Johnny_P
- Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
- Posts: 40600
- Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
- Drives: Blue short bus
- Location: Philly
Sadly I have no idea what these people want. I've done white elephant exchanges before but never in a work setting, it's always been in a friends setting in which case turbans, dildos, etc are expected and encouraged.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:26 pmthe goal is to get something fun that every one will want. it's like a werid trading game. Lottery tickets/ scratch offs are always popular.
- goIftdibrad
- Chief Master Soft Brain
- Posts: 16746
- Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:01 am
- Drives: straight past the apex
which friend wants a dildo...Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:30 pmSadly I have no idea what these people want. I've done white elephant exchanges before but never in a work setting, it's always been in a friends setting in which case turbans, dildos, etc are expected and encouraged.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:26 pm
the goal is to get something fun that every one will want. it's like a werid trading game. Lottery tickets/ scratch offs are always popular.
brain go brrrrrr
- goIftdibrad
- Chief Master Soft Brain
- Posts: 16746
- Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:01 am
- Drives: straight past the apex
busy as few days squatting and shitting a package. got it out and got an attaboy from bossman.
brain go brrrrrr
- goIftdibrad
- Chief Master Soft Brain
- Posts: 16746
- Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:01 am
- Drives: straight past the apex
now to go through inbox and deal with 14 unread emails wtf
brain go brrrrrr
- SAWCE
- Command Chief Master Sirloin
- Posts: 22051
- Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:26 pm
- Drives: Ebombtra
- Location: The mountains
Yeah I’m glad we were there and it didn’t happen while he was home and alone.CorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:28 pmSorry man, that sucks that it happened. I know it doesn't feel good right now, but later you'll be glad that you got to be there with him before he was gone.
Rich white people really like their Yeti cups.Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:11 pm Lisa got me a whisky glass that was re-purposed from an old coke bottle and reformed. I love the thing. I could do a set of 2 of those I guess? They're made local, but the dudes aren't open during the week, and I'm not around this weekend.
https://remarkglass.com/product/tasting-cups/
Bah.
Also that they insist on flying you out there just for the holiday party... talk about
When I was at SOlid State Logic I practically had to beg for them to fly me up and put me up in NYC to go and I only got to once or twice out of five years there.
When I was at SOlid State Logic I practically had to beg for them to fly me up and put me up in NYC to go and I only got to once or twice out of five years there.
- wap
- Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
- Posts: 45326
- Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:52 pm
- Drives: Blue Meanie
- Location: Pepperland
- Johnny_P
- Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
- Posts: 40600
- Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
- Drives: Blue short bus
- Location: Philly
Thought about that. Not a bad idea. I think most of them have Yeti cups already.D Griff wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:36 pmRich white people really like their Yeti cups.Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:11 pm Lisa got me a whisky glass that was re-purposed from an old coke bottle and reformed. I love the thing. I could do a set of 2 of those I guess? They're made local, but the dudes aren't open during the week, and I'm not around this weekend.
https://remarkglass.com/product/tasting-cups/
Bah.
- Johnny_P
- Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
- Posts: 40600
- Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
- Drives: Blue short bus
- Location: Philly
I guess? I’m not mad about it at all. Wish they were a little more up front about the reasons to go. But whatever. They are good people, they just don’t think everything through.
- wap
- Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
- Posts: 45326
- Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:52 pm
- Drives: Blue Meanie
- Location: Pepperland
Just came back from a company dinner at a restaurant. The table shared crab cakes and calamari. I had lamb chops, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, and mashed potatoes. Drank an Old Fashioned and a couple glasses of spendy Chianti.
- Johnny_P
- Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
- Posts: 40600
- Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
- Drives: Blue short bus
- Location: Philly
that holiday dinner tho. I used to like those.
I got sick off something yesterday. I was cleaning the basement and my stomach started to feel really strange. Then it was out my butt. Pooped my pants running to the bathroom. Spent the next hour on the toilet purging absolutely everything. It was horrible.