Johnny_P's Street Parking Palooza

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D Griff wrote: Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:23 am
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Wrong trans for :wasteful:
I gotta try.
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It's next week now.. :waiting:
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Apex wrote: Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:14 am
D Griff wrote: Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:12 am

I'll trade you a Beemah for the STI?
Wrong trans for :wasteful:
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I am fucking furious


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:sad: that sucks dude.
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Fuck that is some real fucking bullshit I'm sorry Johnny
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How the shit does that even happen? Some fucking suburban dick that can’t parallel park swinging way out?
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On a positive note, I adjusted the seat mounting bracket, the stock bolts had some wiggle room, so I lowered the back and raised the front, probably got an extra 1/2" or more of thigh support. Pushed the seat backwards one more click, and the seat a click more upright. So far control seems better but it's less comfortable on my back. Will experiment more.

God fucking dammit now I have to deal with this bullshit hit and run.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:00 pm I am fucking furious


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Oh for fucks sake you literally can’t catch a break.
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max225 wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:50 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:00 pm I am fucking furious


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Oh for fucks sake you literally can’t catch a break.
I mean, it's bright fucking blue. It's not like someone couldn't see it. I really don't know if it was a suburban retard driver or an electric bike delivery :manuel: I unfortunately left it in a "danger zone" near Pats and Genos, where a ton of suburban idiots and drunk eagles fans like to go to get disgusting cheesesteaks. As such there's a lot of turnover in those parking spots by people that are "scared of the city" or not used to parallel parking. But the more I look at it the less I see how a car did it.
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That looks like bike or scooter damage to me
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:00 pm I am fucking furious
Oh FFS. :rage:
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max225 wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:03 pm That looks like bike or scooter damage to me
I don't think we have them in philly. Or at least I haven't noticed them.

Sorry johnny. :(
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:00 pm I am fucking furious


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That fucking sucks man.

But you know the risks with street parking. This is why I don't even like keeping my DD in my driveway in a decent neighborhood, off the street. We live in a world of savages and dishonest fucks that have no morals.

Hope your insurance doesn't penalize you for this, but if they're anything like here, bring some lube and a couple condoms to the meeting with the adjuster.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:14 pm How the fuck does that even happen. :angrypanda:
80 point turn by a :derp: gone wrong?

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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:55 pm
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Oh for fucks sake you literally can’t catch a break.
I mean, it's bright fucking blue. It's not like someone couldn't see it. I really don't know if it was a suburban retard driver or an electric bike delivery :manuel: I unfortunately left it in a "danger zone" near Pats and Genos, where a ton of suburban idiots and drunk eagles fans like to go to get disgusting cheesesteaks. As such there's a lot of turnover in those parking spots by people that are "scared of the city" or not used to parallel parking. But the more I look at it the less I see how a car did it.
Fuck, Johnny, that really sucks :balls: . Sorry that happened.

And I think you're right. It looks more like a dickhead bike rider than a car to me.
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That fucking sucks man.

But you know the risks with street parking. This is why I don't even like keeping my DD in my driveway in a decent neighborhood, off the street. We live in a world of savages and dishonest fucks that have no morals.

Hope your insurance doesn't penalize you for this, but if they're anything like here, bring some lube and a couple condoms to the meeting with the adjuster.
:dat: when I was in NY one time. I saw an old eclipse trying to parallel park and scraped this subaru and drove off.
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dubshow wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:33 pm :pouroneout:

its hard trying to have nice things. :sad:
It's all but impossible to have nice things where I live.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:05 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:08 pm

That fucking sucks man.

But you know the risks with street parking. This is why I don't even like keeping my DD in my driveway in a decent neighborhood, off the street. We live in a world of savages and dishonest fucks that have no morals.

Hope your insurance doesn't penalize you for this, but if they're anything like here, bring some lube and a couple condoms to the meeting with the adjuster.
:dat: when I was in NY one time. I saw an old eclipse trying to parallel park and scraped this subaru and drove off.
That's common but it's usually a rub mark or a handful of straight lines. This wiggly shit is very much like it got keyed but with how the panel is dented I doubt that was the case.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:24 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:05 pm

:dat: when I was in NY one time. I saw an old eclipse trying to parallel park and scraped this subaru and drove off.
That's common but it's usually a rub mark or a handful of straight lines. This wiggly shit is very much like it got keyed but with how the panel is dented I doubt that was the case.
there's no way that can be dented by just being keyed, so I could've thought bike or scooters, but the handle bars are usually higher. I think a front end swing may probably be the best way on how it happened to begin with, most likely a real SUV.
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a key wouldnt dent it like that. Drunk bike or motorcycle. Final answer.
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Either way man, that really sucks.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:24 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:05 pm

:dat: when I was in NY one time. I saw an old eclipse trying to parallel park and scraped this subaru and drove off.
That's common but it's usually a rub mark or a handful of straight lines. This wiggly shit is very much like it got keyed but with how the panel is dented I doubt that was the case.
I have those on my yarii :sad: but with the NFG color, it's hard to tell from a distance.
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