OT 17: WELCOME TO THE CORONADOME!

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SAWCE wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:08 pm Told her I used to think her ex dude was of the :gay: before I knew they’d been together..

“Yeah, he’s pretty feminine and he might be confused about that part of himself, it’s part of why we broke up...”

:lolol:
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wap wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:37 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:56 pm

5/7 times I would rather Red Lobster and only eat the cheese biscuits before going back to OG.
Aren't they owned by the same parent company?

Could be. Same concept, microwaved food passed off as real food.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:20 pm
wap wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:37 pm

Aren't they owned by the same parent company?

Could be. Same concept, microwaved food passed off as real food.
You know what place I love like this, fuckin Claim Jumper. So much salt and fat but god damn it hits the spot every time. Haven’t had that in probably close to 10 years.
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"please review the Excel I sent over and make necessary changes"

I need a drink.
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Also they want me to go to Tejas again next weekend for reasons. This is fucking retarded.
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:lolol: I told them going down there was mostly pointless and it would make more sense to go if/when they develop a real startup process instead of being there to see what goes wrong. Just got a text that the trip is canceled.

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SAWCE wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:08 pm Told her I used to think her ex dude was of the :gay: before I knew they’d been together..

“Yeah, he’s pretty feminine and he might be confused about that part of himself, it’s part of why we broke up...”

:lolol:
:lolgasm: :gaydance:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:20 pm
wap wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:37 pm

Aren't they owned by the same parent company?

Could be. Same concept, microwaved food passed off as real food.
:dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:32 pm :lolol: I told them going down there was mostly pointless and it would make more sense to go if/when they develop a real startup process instead of being there to see what goes wrong. Just got a text that the trip is canceled.

:fuckyeah:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:13 pm "please review the Excel I sent over and make necessary changes"

I need a drink.
Send it back as a PowerPoint.
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wap wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:33 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:32 pm :lolol: I told them going down there was mostly pointless and it would make more sense to go if/when they develop a real startup process instead of being there to see what goes wrong. Just got a text that the trip is canceled.

:fuckyeah:
:carlton:
Maybe I'm getting fired? :notbad: :whocares:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:42 pm
wap wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:33 pm

:carlton:
Maybe I'm getting fired? :notbad: :whocares:
Ride that funemployment check for a few months..
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:42 pm
wap wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:33 pm

:carlton:
Maybe I'm getting fired? :notbad: :whocares:
:notbad:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:13 pm Also they want me to go to Tejas again next weekend for reasons. This is fucking retarded.
I've got an open seat on the floor, come sell cars for a while. :tubeman: :dillerman:
I'd last 5 minutes.
Is that long enough to get an employee lease?
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[quote=Johnny_P post_id=403512 time=1573251192 user_id=77]
"please review the Excel I sent over and make necessary changes"

I need a drink.
[/quote]

:mahman:

Excel is director level shit. Ain’t no PPT
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:20 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:13 pm "please review the Excel I sent over and make necessary changes"

I need a drink.
:mahman:

Excel is director level shit. Ain’t no PPT
I'm not even allowed to have just my name as my email signature, I have to have the half a page :rolleyes: standard sig. I clearly am not the boss here.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:17 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:51 pm

I've got an open seat on the floor, come sell cars for a while. :tubeman: :dillerman:
I'd last 5 minutes.
Is that long enough to get an employee lease?
Toyota has no employee lease program unless you’re corporate.

I can offer you 12-9pm 4 weekdays and 715-9 on saturdays. Pay is 34-38k to starting entry level positions.

Come sell oil changes and practice your “expired coupon” game with :amir:
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fledonfoot wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:36 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:17 pm

I'd last 5 minutes.
Is that long enough to get an employee lease?
Toyota has no employee lease program unless you’re corporate.

I can offer you 12-9pm 4 weekdays and 715-9 on saturdays. Pay is 34-38k to starting entry level positions.

Come sell oil changes and practice your “expired coupon” game with :amir:
Oh wow. I feel I should wait for the counter offer from Shark #2.
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People that say "inbox me" tho

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fledonfoot wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:36 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:17 pm

I'd last 5 minutes.
Is that long enough to get an employee lease?
Toyota has no employee lease program unless you’re corporate.

I can offer you 12-9pm 4 weekdays and 715-9 on saturdays. Pay is 34-38k to starting entry level positions.

Come sell oil changes and practice your “expired coupon” game with :amir:
Can I bring my dog to work?
Do you have free coffee?
How often does your Toyota store do customer appreciation BBQ's that I could snag a hot dog at?
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:08 pm Told her I used to think her ex dude was of the :gay: before I knew they’d been together..

“Yeah, he’s pretty feminine and he might be confused about that part of himself, it’s part of why we broke up...”

:lolol:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:02 pm
fledonfoot wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:36 pm

Toyota has no employee lease program unless you’re corporate.

I can offer you 12-9pm 4 weekdays and 715-9 on saturdays. Pay is 34-38k to starting entry level positions.

Come sell oil changes and practice your “expired coupon” game with :amir:
Can I bring my dog to work?
Do you have free coffee?
How often does your Toyota store do customer appreciation BBQ's that I could snag a hot dog at?
Dress her up as a service dog and I’m good.
Yes. It’s not good.
The day after your last day.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:30 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:20 pm


Could be. Same concept, microwaved food passed off as real food.
You know what place I love like this, fuckin Claim Jumper. So much salt and fat but god damn it hits the spot every time. Haven’t had that in probably close to 10 years.
There is a CJ at the bottom of the San Diego Wyndam Bayside. It DOES NOT SUCK as as place to retire to your room from.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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Apex wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:59 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:56 pm

5/7 times I would rather Red Lobster and only eat the cheese biscuits before going back to OG.
Those cheese biscuits are so good. :fatty:
You can buy the mix at the grocery store and make them at home. Not 100% the same but close
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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