Car Talk 4: The Richard Hertz Rent-A-Car 500

[D Griff]

Yea that too, as well as our flirty back and forth about hurricanes; or her workout pics before she "gained a healthy relationship with food"

I like em thicc.

#metoo

[CaleDeRoo]

Thicc means I'm done quicc

[max225]

How is her name diff

[CaleDeRoo]

How is her name diff

Probably to keep her professional/personal/family life separate from her thiccstagram life.

[max225]

How is her name diff

Probably to keep her professional/personal/family life separate from her thiccstagram life.

She also popped out a CF

[CaleDeRoo]

Probably to keep her professional/personal/family life separate from her thiccstagram life.

She also popped out a CF

Who probably uses instagram

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Thicc means I'm done quicc

[ChrisoftheNorth]

I like em thicc.

#metoo

[goIftdibrad]

I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.

Um mine would lose her shit once she sees the thread and my comments there and refuse to talk to me unless I am done here.

plot twist: she would contribute

[CaleDeRoo]

Um mine would lose her shit once she sees the thread and my comments there and refuse to talk to me unless I am done here.

plot twist: she would contribute

[razr390]

She's just really cold and direct. ZFG about people's "feelings". She keeps facebook around just to troll people on news comments and gets a kick out of making people

She'd manage to every single member on here into quitting within a day.

She wouldn't care about my involvement here, but I like my safe space.

Sounds a lot like my wife. I often have to remind her to play nice when talking to others. she has very little filter or concern how a blunt opinion may seem to others.

She's a smartass though, and that is precisely why we click.

Every smartass needs a dumb.... er.. never mind

[Melon]

I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.

I'd like to think Michelle and I would get along.

[CaleDeRoo]

I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.

I'd like to think Michelle and I would get along.

Everyone gets along with teh

[Apex]

I'd like to think Michelle and I would get along.

Everyone gets along with teh

[max225]

Um mine would lose her shit once she sees the thread and my comments there and refuse to talk to me unless I am done here.

plot twist: she would contribute

[CaleDeRoo]

I need a winter brub

[troyguitar]

Wife's car got hit while parked at work recently, this is why trying to keep things nice is a waste.



Obviously no note or anything.

[dubshow]

Thicc means I'm done quicc

[max225]

Wife's car got hit while parked at work recently, this is why trying to keep things nice is a waste.



Obviously no note or anything.

Rusty calipers?
Red wheels ?
Curbed to shit tires ?



On a serious note can she park further ?
I park 500feet away from everyone else now that I got hit 3 times at work.

[troyguitar]

I just put those tires on an hour ago, that "curb" mark is from laying on the driveway.

No clue where she parks, but there are dents, dings, or scrapes on basically every panel of the car by now. People are fucking disgusting.

[max225]

I just put those tires on an hour ago, that "curb" mark is from laying on the driveway.

No clue where she parks, but there are dents, dings, or scrapes on basically every panel of the car by now. People are fucking disgusting.

Yea makes sense. I try to not park around “people” when possible or go out of my way to do it. It because now we have to “walk” but fk it.

I have never not gotten a car dinged ... :-/

[troyguitar]

This kind of crap has been my biggest issue with buying anything new. It's hard to justify it when other people are going to ruin the thing unless you never drive it.

[max225]

This kind of crap has been my biggest issue with buying anything new. It's hard to justify it when other people are going to ruin the thing unless you never drive it.

You just have to accept that 12 bucket method and 9 layers of ceramic coating are pointless for a DD. Cars get used... you can do 10 years of DDing and the car will slowly get worn out with dings and damages. Such is life.

Nothing new is “collectible” anyways so enjoy it, until it turns into a pile which is a ways away.

[CorvetteWaxer]

This kind of crap has been my biggest issue with buying anything new. It's hard to justify it when other people are going to ruin the thing unless you never drive it.

I avoid this shit by parking away, but more importantly picking the right spot. One next to a planter, and hugging it so close another 2mm would be curbing your wheels, or a extra wide spot, every lot has a few. Also, I look for one with no trees so the birds don't shit on it.

Sucks man, but it looks like that scrape will likely buff right out.

[CorvetteWaxer]

Speaking of... here's some shit I deal with at work.

First one, I had my Camaro parked in the mostly empty spot and came out to this:



Luckily I backed in.

Next, the black MB is a friends. Doesn't look as bad as it was, but he had to do some gymnastics to get in.



This shit almost makes me not above a good keying or flat tire.

I've seen the goddamned AZNs at work pull in like this and do it 2 ways. A 25 point parking job that still isn't in the lines, or literally pulling in at 20 MPH and cranking the wheel. Where they stop is to them.