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razr390 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:17 pm I would do closer % tint for a more uniform look. I have 35 front 20 rear in my GTI
I would prefer that... maybe i'll go 35/50 then. I don't want to tint the fronts more than 50%. That results in tickets out here.
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Just take it down to the Miguel's Muffler Shop and have him weld on a straight pipe. Turbos are enough of a muffler. He'd probably do it for $50 cash.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 3:44 pm Just take it down to the Miguel's Muffler Shop and have him weld on a straight pipe. Turbos are enough of a muffler. He'd probably do it for $50 cash.
That's essentially what the "fancy" 2k systems are. its a Y pipe with a Valve, one goes through muffler the other is blocked off by it, then due to "magic" it turns loud.... Yea bruh... you just straight piped yo car.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 3:44 pm Just take it down to the Miguel's Muffler Shop and have him weld on a straight pipe. Turbos are enough of a muffler. He'd probably do it for $50 cash.
This is def what I should've done. The Borla on my 328i sounds... shitty. And it's the same motor, no?
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D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:23 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 3:44 pm Just take it down to the Miguel's Muffler Shop and have him weld on a straight pipe. Turbos are enough of a muffler. He'd probably do it for $50 cash.
This is def what I should've done. The Borla on my 328i sounds... shitty. And it's the same motor, no?
Max has a B48. That was released with the facelifted F30. You have what's called the N20. Not sure what the difference is.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:28 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:23 pm

This is def what I should've done. The Borla on my 328i sounds... shitty. And it's the same motor, no?
Max has a B48. That was released with the facelifted F30. You have what's called the N20. Not sure what the difference is.
Yep, mine is the N20... IIRC the 330i got like a 5 hp bump but I think they're pretty similar.
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D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:23 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 3:44 pm Just take it down to the Miguel's Muffler Shop and have him weld on a straight pipe. Turbos are enough of a muffler. He'd probably do it for $50 cash.
This is def what I should've done. The Borla on my 328i sounds... shitty. And it's the same motor, no?
I think similar, but there are so many differences between the cars. Hatch vs sedan, length of pipe :giggidy: etc. I would be quite surprised to see them sound the same.
Also I am pretty sure Mini engine/trans tuning is completely different. In sport mode it dumps fuel into the engine to make it backfire :fullretard: a 328/330i is also rated 10-15% better in MPG than my clown car.
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max225 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:08 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:23 pm

This is def what I should've done. The Borla on my 328i sounds... shitty. And it's the same motor, no?
I think similar, but there are so many differences between the cars. Hatch vs sedan, length of pipe :giggidy: etc. I would be quite surprised to see them sound the same.
Also I am pretty sure Mini engine/trans tuning is completely different. In sport mode it dumps fuel into the engine to make it backfire :fullretard: a 328/330i is also rated 10-15% better in MPG than my clown car.
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True... which BROla are you looking at?
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D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:09 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:08 pm

I think similar, but there are so many differences between the cars. Hatch vs sedan, length of pipe :giggidy: etc. I would be quite surprised to see them sound the same.
Also I am pretty sure Mini engine/trans tuning is completely different. In sport mode it dumps fuel into the engine to make it backfire :fullretard: a 328/330i is also rated 10-15% better in MPG than my clown car.
:dat:

True... which BROla are you looking at?


Something like that. But frankly I have no idea what it would sound like on the JCW. The regular pooper should be a good reference point but most people with a JCW go :fullretard: and spend 2k on the "exhaust"



This dude is a turd doe... :plac: style ranting
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This is the one I want... but to most it sounds "Broken" and I don't LOOOVE it...
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max225 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:12 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:09 pm

:dat:

True... which BROla are you looking at?


Something like that. But frankly I have no idea what it would sound like on the JCW. The regular pooper should be a good reference point but most people with a JCW go :fullretard: and spend 2k on the "exhaust"



This dude is a turd doe... :plac: style ranting
:word:

I have the S-Type, it does pop like the dude bros and sound kinda similar but a little bit more farty/less raspy on my car. It really sounds terribad on cold start in the garage, but then pretty :nice: once you're driving it around.
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:tits: doesn't love the pops :lolol:
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D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:19 pm :tits: doesn't love the pops :lolol:
Yea... she may not. She likes the really subtle ones that are currently on car, but JCW PRO exhaust seems :fullretard:

I am :notsure: yet what i'll do I have to still even register the car :lol: :yikes: Dealershit closed today thanks to hurricunt. "I may get an answer next week" :doe: This is getting to be worse than habachi
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max225 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:29 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:19 pm :tits: doesn't love the pops :lolol:
Yea... she may not. She likes the really subtle ones that are currently on car, but JCW PRO exhaust seems :fullretard:

I am :notsure: yet what i'll do I have to still even register the car :lol: :yikes: Dealershit closed today thanks to hurricunt. "I may get an answer next week" :doe: This is getting to be worse than habachi
The JCW Pro you can close the valve though right? If she doesn't like the valves open then closed might be good enough.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:35 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:29 pm

Yea... she may not. She likes the really subtle ones that are currently on car, but JCW PRO exhaust seems :fullretard:

I am :notsure: yet what i'll do I have to still even register the car :lol: :yikes: Dealershit closed today thanks to hurricunt. "I may get an answer next week" :doe: This is getting to be worse than habachi
The JCW Pro you can close the valve though right? If she doesn't like the valves open then closed might be good enough.
Yea I am not 100% I even like the crazy pops, they just sound a bit too immature, and like the car is broken. I want something that is close to that, but I understand the limitation of having a baby dick motor with a snail. It'll just sound like shit no matter what.
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max225 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:38 pm
CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:35 pm

The JCW Pro you can close the valve though right? If she doesn't like the valves open then closed might be good enough.
Yea I am not 100% I even like the crazy pops, they just sound a bit too immature, and like the car is broken. I want something that is close to that, but I understand the limitation of having a baby dick motor with a snail. It'll just sound like shit no matter what.
Gotcha. I wonder if a simple resonator delete would be all you need?
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I wholesale Borla bro ..
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KiaGiver wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 7:36 pm I wholesale Borla bro ..
So what's the Brosale on the JCW ?
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:15 am
Melon wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:32 pm Nice review.

I'm surprised it's that roomy inside, you're not a small dude. That's awesome.

One of the guys I autocross with recently got one in a very similar spec. I had a good chance to look it over, it's a really nice car, practical, and fun.
It’s just a lot of fun you can have on the roads daily. Now I gotta sort out the exhaust sitch
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Make it sound like a proper hot hatch!
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max225 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:38 pm
CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:35 pm

The JCW Pro you can close the valve though right? If she doesn't like the valves open then closed might be good enough.
Yea I am not 100% I even like the crazy pops, they just sound a bit too immature, and like the car is broken. I want something that is close to that, but I understand the limitation of having a baby dick motor with a snail. It'll just sound like shit no matter what.
Yep, the only mass produced turbo 4 I can think of that actually sounds good is the Abarf five hunnit... not sure how they did it.
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D Griff wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:11 am
max225 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:38 pm

Yea I am not 100% I even like the crazy pops, they just sound a bit too immature, and like the car is broken. I want something that is close to that, but I understand the limitation of having a baby dick motor with a snail. It'll just sound like shit no matter what.
Yep, the only mass produced turbo 4 I can think of that actually sounds good is the Abarf five hunnit... not sure how they did it.
It’s straight piped from the factory.
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Apex wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:13 am
D Griff wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:11 am

Yep, the only mass produced turbo 4 I can think of that actually sounds good is the Abarf five hunnit... not sure how they did it.
It’s straight piped from the factory.
:dat:

Pretty remarkable, really.
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max225 wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:45 pm Image

JCW "BRO" exhaust
Appears to come with a new cat...which is probably a big driver of price since it's an OEM unit.

I'd either go :scrooge: with a Miguel's special straight pipe, or :waxer: on the OEM accy. The valve would be super nice IMO, especially if you care about your neighbors at all.
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Are electronic dump valves still a thing? Have Miguel put one in just before the OEM muffler.
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