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CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:14 am
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:dat:
Plus, we have 100% combined our finances so there really is no "her" and "my" money so I feel I have a tiny bit of say, though the ultimate choice will be hers. I just steered her to what I can stomach being seen in every now and then. Thus no Nissans, Fusions, Camry's, etc. And yes, I know Camry's are much improved. I still have my dignity.
IDK man the Camry XSE V6 is a cool car
I did point one out to her in a parking lot and she hated the "face".
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wap wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:57 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:14 am

IDK man the Camry XSE V6 is a cool car
I did point one out to her in a parking lot and she hated the "face".
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Tarspin wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:50 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:14 am

IDK man the Camry XSE V6 is a cool car
:dat:
Its a smartly built car that has a decent drivetrain and suspension and is built in the USA.
:dat:

They actually look nice now and the fact that it's a V6 instead of some turbo tomfoolery is a big bonus. I'd happily see my :tits: in one.

And sure, I would give her guidance of things to test drive, but ultimately she can decide if it's within budget. I mean, she is tolerant of my car nonsense, so whatever.
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D Griff wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:28 am
Tarspin wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:50 am

:dat:
Its a smartly built car that has a decent drivetrain and suspension and is built in the USA.
:dat:

They actually look nice now and the fact that it's a V6 instead of some turbo tomfoolery is a big bonus. I'd happily see my :tits: in one.

And sure, I would give her guidance of things to test drive, but ultimately she can decide if it's within budget. I mean, she is tolerant of my car nonsense, so whatever.
A Camry V6 could catch us sleeping in our :poorvette: pretty easily and it would be game over for us. They're pretty dang quick
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D Griff wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:28 am
Tarspin wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:50 am

:dat:
Its a smartly built car that has a decent drivetrain and suspension and is built in the USA.
:dat:

They actually look nice now and the fact that it's a V6 instead of some turbo tomfoolery is a big bonus. I'd happily see my :tits: in one.

And sure, I would give her guidance of things to test drive, but ultimately she can decide if it's within budget. I mean, she is tolerant of my car nonsense, so whatever.
New Camry is legit :notbad: looking. Same with the new Accord. I'm surprised every time I see one.

I will give zero guidance to my :tits: on her next car other than preferring an FCA product for obvious reasons. Helping her pick has burned me every time. Not this time.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:49 am
D Griff wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:28 am

:dat:

They actually look nice now and the fact that it's a V6 instead of some turbo tomfoolery is a big bonus. I'd happily see my :tits: in one.

And sure, I would give her guidance of things to test drive, but ultimately she can decide if it's within budget. I mean, she is tolerant of my car nonsense, so whatever.
New Camry is legit :notbad: looking. Same with the new Accord. I'm surprised every time I see one.

I will give zero guidance to my :tits: on her next car other than preferring an FCA product for obvious reasons. Helping her pick has burned me every time. Not this time.
I for one am excited to see how this pans out, even if only for the reason I'm bored at work and need something to read about.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:07 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:49 am
New Camry is legit :notbad: looking. Same with the new Accord. I'm surprised every time I see one.

I will give zero guidance to my :tits: on her next car other than preferring an FCA product for obvious reasons. Helping her pick has burned me every time. Not this time.
I for one am excited to see how this pans out, even if only for the reason I'm bored at work and need something to read about.
I'm dreading it, honestly. I'm just going to push it off for as long as possible.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:14 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:07 am
I for one am excited to see how this pans out, even if only for the reason I'm bored at work and need something to read about.
I'm dreading it, honestly. I'm just going to push it off for as long as possible.
How 'bout dem JLU's?
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Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:14 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:07 am
I for one am excited to see how this pans out, even if only for the reason I'm bored at work and need something to read about.
I'm dreading it, honestly. I'm just going to push it off for as long as possible.
I get it man. My dad has the same heated steering wheel requirement. I honestly think if he didn't want that he would have bought a Lacrosse over the 300.
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Apex wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:17 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:14 am
I'm dreading it, honestly. I'm just going to push it off for as long as possible.
How 'bout dem JLU's?
I dunno...

I'm more inclined to just order something...or do nothing and keep the Volt. '18 JLU deals still aren't all that appealing.

I have remarkably little interest in this car change...but it's going to be forced in short order when the :truk: goes back. We need something to tow the glamper with.

Between :tits: :fullretard: logic and my :scrooge: ness, I'm just not excited about any outcomes right now.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:22 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:14 am
I'm dreading it, honestly. I'm just going to push it off for as long as possible.
I get it man. My dad has the same heated steering wheel requirement. I honestly think if he didn't want that he would have bought a Lacrosse over the 300.
LaCrosse is crazy nice. I thought they came with heated steering wheels?
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Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:24 am
Apex wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:17 am

How 'bout dem JLU's?
I dunno...

I'm more inclined to just order something...or do nothing and keep the Volt. '18 JLU deals still aren't all that appealing.

I have remarkably little interest in this car change...but it's going to be forced in short order when the :truk: goes back. We need something to tow the glamper with.

Between :tits: :fullretard: logic and my :scrooge: ness, I'm just not excited about any outcomes right now.
:sad:

This seems like it should be something to be all :fuckyeah: about.

Time for a trailer hitch on the Volt? :lol:
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Apex wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:28 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:24 am
I dunno...

I'm more inclined to just order something...or do nothing and keep the Volt. '18 JLU deals still aren't all that appealing.

I have remarkably little interest in this car change...but it's going to be forced in short order when the :truk: goes back. We need something to tow the glamper with.

Between :tits: :fullretard: logic and my :scrooge: ness, I'm just not excited about any outcomes right now.
:sad:

This seems like it should be something to be all :fuckyeah: about.

Time for a trailer hitch on the Volt? :lol:
Honestly, this is the first car transaction I'm not :fuckyeah: about. I'm equal parts :sad: and :wat:

I doubt the Volt would be happy towing 3k lbs. It's rather small for that.

I'll probably just end up letting :tits: pick the :truk: replacement since she wants something massive that won't care about 3k lbs towing, and accept my fate with the Volt. It is what it is. The car is just fine.
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:39 am Don’t get mad! Get Glad(iator)!
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Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:25 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:22 am
I get it man. My dad has the same heated steering wheel requirement. I honestly think if he didn't want that he would have bought a Lacrosse over the 300.
LaCrosse is crazy nice. I thought they came with heated steering wheels?
Only in premium trim which is about $6k more than he can afford.
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:39 am Don’t get mad! Get Glad(iator)!
I love the Gladiator, don't get me wrong...but it really isn't a good off-road vehicle for the off-roading around here. It won't fit down most trails, so it's really best as just a convertible pickup, which is epic. A Sport S would be very adequate for that.

The problem is, I do really enjoy off-roading...it's something we both enjoy doing, and I don't want to abandon that. A JLU would be perfect, but that's a pricey proposition on top of whatever the hell :tits: chooses.

I'd really rather just do one vehicle change, not two. And since :tits: "hates" the Volt, it's really on her to chose what to drive when the :truk: leaves. I'd love it to be a JLU, but I'm staying the hell out of it. And since the :truk: is here until September, that doesn't really line up well with potential 2018 :dill: s
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Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:52 am
SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:39 am Don’t get mad! Get Glad(iator)!
I love the Gladiator, don't get me wrong...but it really isn't a good off-road vehicle for the off-roading around here. It won't fit down most trails, so it's really best as just a convertible pickup, which is epic. A Sport S would be very adequate for that.

The problem is, I do really enjoy off-roading...it's something we both enjoy doing, and I don't want to abandon that. A JLU would be perfect, but that's a pricey proposition on top of whatever the hell :tits: chooses.

I'd really rather just do one vehicle change, not two. And since :tits: "hates" the Volt, it's really on her to chose what to drive when the :truk: leaves. I'd love it to be a JLU, but I'm staying the hell out of it. And since the :truk: is here until September, that doesn't really line up well with potential 2018 :dill: s
Woah, when did the Volt hate start? I thought she loved it with its heated steering wheel?
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:10 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:52 am
I love the Gladiator, don't get me wrong...but it really isn't a good off-road vehicle for the off-roading around here. It won't fit down most trails, so it's really best as just a convertible pickup, which is epic. A Sport S would be very adequate for that.

The problem is, I do really enjoy off-roading...it's something we both enjoy doing, and I don't want to abandon that. A JLU would be perfect, but that's a pricey proposition on top of whatever the hell :tits: chooses.

I'd really rather just do one vehicle change, not two. And since :tits: "hates" the Volt, it's really on her to chose what to drive when the :truk: leaves. I'd love it to be a JLU, but I'm staying the hell out of it. And since the :truk: is here until September, that doesn't really line up well with potential 2018 :dill: s
Woah, when did the Volt hate start? I thought she loved it with its heated steering wheel?
It was in a thread somewhere...apparently she "hates" it now because it's "too small". She literally drives less than 1 mile per day round trip, but that doesn't matter.

Turns out, I "forced her into it" even though she wanted something bigger. She already had something bigger, but it didn't have a heated steering wheel, which was the deal breaker. I bought the cheapest thing I could find with a heated steering wheel after she came home one day glowing about how neat her friend's new (at the time) Volt was...so it seemed like a good idea.

She changes her mind in an instant completely irrationally and with zero warning.

So now the Volt is mine. Which is fine, I like the car well enough, it's the best commuter I've ever driven, but it just doesn't excite me at all. I just need to suck it up and deal, letting her decide the fate of :truk: :plac: Then it's 100% her fault when she doesn't like the thing in a few years.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:47 am
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Woah, when did the Volt hate start? I thought she loved it with its heated steering wheel?
It was in a thread somewhere...apparently she "hates" it now because it's "too small". She literally drives less than 1 mile per day round trip, but that doesn't matter.

Turns out, I "forced her into it" even though she wanted something bigger. She already had something bigger, but it didn't have a heated steering wheel, which was the deal breaker. I bought the cheapest thing I could find with a heated steering wheel after she came home one day glowing about how neat her friend's new (at the time) Volt was...so it seemed like a good idea.

She changes her mind in an instant completely irrationally and with zero warning.

So now the Volt is mine. Which is fine, I like the car well enough, it's the best commuter I've ever driven, but it just doesn't excite me at all. I just need to suck it up and deal, letting her decide the fate of :truk: :plac: Then it's 100% her fault when she doesn't like the thing in a few years.
I :member: her wanting a giant :truk: since the 1smp daze. Not surprised by the volt h8
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Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:47 am
It was in a thread somewhere...apparently she "hates" it now because it's "too small". She literally drives less than 1 mile per day round trip, but that doesn't matter.

Turns out, I "forced her into it" even though she wanted something bigger. She already had something bigger, but it didn't have a heated steering wheel, which was the deal breaker. I bought the cheapest thing I could find with a heated steering wheel after she came home one day glowing about how neat her friend's new (at the time) Volt was...so it seemed like a good idea.

She changes her mind in an instant completely irrationally and with zero warning.

So now the Volt is mine. Which is fine, I like the car well enough, it's the best commuter I've ever driven, but it just doesn't excite me at all. I just need to suck it up and deal, letting her decide the fate of :truk: :plac: Then it's 100% her fault when she doesn't like the thing in a few years.
I :member: her wanting a giant :truk: since the 1smp daze. Not surprised by the volt h8
Yea, I know. I'm just a fucking idiot that never learns. I will this time.

I suggested we lease a Ram so I can have a JLU, and she's all :sass: because she rode in a friend's Stelvio and loved it "so european" :rolleyes: . She also thinks the Compass is "super cute" but really wants a Grand Cherokee Summit.

:rolleyes:
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Detroit wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:02 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:51 am

I :member: her wanting a giant :truk: since the 1smp daze. Not surprised by the volt h8
Yea, I know. I'm just a fucking idiot that never learns. I will this time.

I suggested we lease a Ram so I can have a JLU, and she's all :sass: because she rode in a friend's Stelvio and loved it "so european" :rolleyes: . She also thinks the Compass is "super cute" but really wants a Grand Cherokee Summit.

:rolleyes:
Let her pick her own thing. And Alfa is made in Italy so she is not :wrong:
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