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Hey y'all! :hai:

I don't want to make this more drawn out than it needs to be, but some of you (if not all) will know that my girlfriend and I are in the process of relocating from the Northern Virginia area to the San Antonio area. My girlfriend is also pregnant (entering her third trimester this Thursday! :fuckyeah: ). Relocating is super expensive, thankfully I did get some assistance from work on that end. But inbound crotchfruit is a mix of happiness, anxiousness, fuckyeah, and eeyore.

Girlfriend and I set up a very pocket-friendly Amazon baby registry and we appreciate any help and support that is possible. I do not much like asking for handouts (other than my mom paying my GTI :lol: ) but I do know that we are a tight bunch, and just know that anything even $1 to the diaper fund or a gift card goes a helluva long way.

It seems when it rains it pours and relocating while pregnant is somewhat on the tip-top of stress levels for everyone involved. Love ya all, and I appreciate anything given! The registry will send all packages to our new place in San Antonio.

https://www.amazon.com/baby-reg/joselin ... Iy97NzYLgn


If you have any questions please let me know! Thanks again!! :wub:
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Apex wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:46 pm :boxodicks: inbound!
Will it be :dedong: , :dong: , or :jalepenis: ?!? :excited:
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:14 pm God dammit the elephant hoodie towel is already taken :rage:
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Would a box of condoms be appropriate here or nah?
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Melon wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:32 pm Follow up: coat hangers?
That would be an appropriate gift if we were relocating to Alabama, but alas...
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How you liking Texas so far?

You're only about 8 hours from yon :melon:
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Melon wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:36 pm How you liking Texas so far?

You're only about 8 hours from yon :melon:
I am loving it. Should I take a road trip out to the blessed loosana lands this weekend? :fuckyeah:
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I don't see a 66mm Garret on this registry. Me thinks it's broked
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Take off the wipe warmer, that is stupid and you don't want to spoil them with it. same for warm bottles...get them used to cold NOW, trust me.

you sound machine is shit. I know because we had one. Im buying you the right one, you are welcome.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:25 am comments:

Take off the wipe warmer, that is stupid and you don't want to spoil them with it. same for warm bottles...get them used to cold NOW, trust me.

you sound machine is shit. I know because we had one. Im buying you the right one, you are welcome.
Thank you!
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Fellas,

A lot of the items came in yesterday and today. I appreciate all the contributions so far. :wub: DFD
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That diaper cream you got is good but you should put a tube of boudreaux's butt paste on your list.

I wish I could find the sink bathtub we bought and used. It was great. It had a reservoir where the water directly out if the faucet went before going to where the baby is. It Also had a temp gauge. Our kids had a tendency to grab or kick the faucet to hot water that would have maybe burned them had we not used it. Not a big deal but we liked it. I can't find it anywhere.


Diaper fund is a cool idea.
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Melon wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:32 pm Would a box of condoms be appropriate here or nah?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:21 pm That diaper cream you got is good but you should put a tube of boudreaux's butt paste on your list.

I wish I could find the sink bathtub we bought and used. It was great. It had a reservoir where the water directly out if the faucet went before going to where the baby is. It Also had a temp gauge. Our kids had a tendency to grab or kick the faucet to hot water that would have maybe burned them had we not used it. Not a big deal but we liked it. I can't find it anywhere.


Diaper fund is a cool idea.
Thank you for the advice! I’ll peruse to see what options I have
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Melon wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:32 pm Would a box of condoms be appropriate here or nah?
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Stop the crotchfruit tax before in envelopes you in flames.
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Melon wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:32 pm Would a box of condoms be appropriate here or nah?
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Stop the crotchfruit tax before in envelopes you in flames.
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Although we are very excited to meet our daughter. I can't imagine having more than 2 crotchfruit at most, although wouldn't even be mad if she was our only one.

Some folks here that work with me are making $10-12/hour and they have 5 kids.

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Melon wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:36 pm How you liking Texas so far?

You're only about 8 hours from yon :melon:
I am loving it. Should I take a road trip out to the blessed loosana lands this weekend? :fuckyeah:
Its a good thing you have denvers now, those louisiana roads :yikes:
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razr390 wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:52 pm Fellas,

A lot of the items came in yesterday and today. I appreciate all the contributions so far. :wub: DFD
I just saw this thread, i'll do my part in a few days. Perks of being in a shithole country i guess :lol:
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:09 pm

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Stop the crotchfruit tax before in envelopes you in flames.
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Although we are very excited to meet our daughter. I can't imagine having more than 2 crotchfruit at most, although wouldn't even be mad if she was our only one.

Some folks here that work with me are making $10-12/hour and they have 5 kids.

:wtf:
But they don't live in a rat race that i call home :lol: :scrooge: livin
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