OT 16: A pirate's life for me!

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fucking scratch right in the middle of the anti reflective coating on my glasses. hope they are still under warranty.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:50 pm fucking scratch right in the middle of the anti reflective coating on my glasses. hope they are still under warranty.
My left lens has some scratches in the coating. I bought the warranty thing from target when I got them, I just need to stop fucking off and go get them replaced. Maybe I’ll do that this weekend.
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I'm really rough on glasses. I try to wear them as little as possible. Contacts FTW
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razr390 wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:55 am So I’d like to do a review of the process for that apartment complex that shafted my. Can DFD come up with an awesome flow of words that I should use?

Think pirate resignation letter but for greedy corporate fucks and moldy apartment
:wat: what are you actually out? what are your damages? just lost time? Didn't they make it right and you get an apt on time? are you on the street?

do you need a new haircut?

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dubshow wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:41 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:55 am So I’d like to do a review of the process for that apartment complex that shafted my. Can DFD come up with an awesome flow of words that I should use?

Think pirate resignation letter but for greedy corporate fucks and moldy apartment
:wat: what are you actually out? what are your damages? just lost time? Didn't they make it right and you get an apt on time? are you on the street?

do you need a new haircut?

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That’s been my haircut for a while now.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:44 pm
dubshow wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:41 pm

:wat: what are you actually out? what are your damages? just lost time? Didn't they make it right and you get an apt on time? are you on the street?

do you need a new haircut?

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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:16 pm I'm really rough on glasses. I try to wear them as little as possible. Contacts FTW
I wear glasses M-F for the most part, and then contacts on the weekends so I can wear regular sunglasses.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:45 pm So I got to Niagara Falls in the afternoon, stopped by just outskirts of Syracuse and holy fucking shit it was cold. I didn't brought anything with me that would keep me warm, so after a nice lunch at Denny's we stopped by the local Dicks sporting goods and bought myself a nice olive green Browning hoodie, almost got the black juan that has murican flag on the back, until it turned to be medium :sad:

Buffalo is 55 degrees right now and DC is 68 degrees, sounds like a great start of summer to me.
Man should have gone to Dinorsaur BBQ or Tully's or something local. Hell stop in Rochester for a Garbage plate idk
I just screenshotted this. I'll stop by next time when I do a trek. Esp rochester, syracuse is a pretty nice town too.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:55 am So I’d like to do a review of the process for that apartment complex that shafted my. Can DFD come up with an awesome flow of words that I should use?

Think pirate resignation letter but for greedy corporate fucks and moldy apartment
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:16 pm I'm really rough on glasses. I try to wear them as little as possible. Contacts FTW
I wear glasses M-F for the most part, and then contacts on the weekends so I can wear regular sunglasses.
I need to get some new sunglasses, especially now that I actually have contacts to wear.
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wap wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:44 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:55 am So I’d like to do a review of the process for that apartment complex that shafted my. Can DFD come up with an awesome flow of words that I should use?

Think pirate resignation letter but for greedy corporate fucks and moldy apartment
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To whom it may concern,

This weekend I was supposed to move in to my apartment. I provided all requested documentation and payments well in advance of any deadlines. When I walked in to my apartment I was appalled to find unsanitary conditions and mold throughout due to equipment that was not working properly. This is negligence.

When I told the management on site, I was appalled at the response. I was not offered a free upgrade. Nor was I allowed to take my moldy apartment. The keys were taken from me and the manager stated they would provide me with a "similar" apartment as the one I rented. I paid for this apartment, it is mine. I should have been offered to not only keep the moldy apartment I paid for, but also receive a free upgrade to an additional apartment. If you out to dinner at a hibachi steakhouse and received bland chicken, you would expect to be able to take that chicken home and be comped for the cost of the meal. It is common sense. Not offering an additional apartment is NEGLIGENCE in this case!

If my original keys and new apartment keys not provided by the end of the week I will have to write a negative Yelp review, and contact my pirate friends who will plunder and ransack your offices. I will also contact the district attorney for a supreme court trial on the matter.

Yarrr,

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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:33 pm
wap wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:44 pm

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To whom it may concern,

This weekend I was supposed to move in to my apartment. I provided all requested documentation and payments well in advance of any deadlines. When I walked in to my apartment I was appalled to find unsanitary conditions and mold throughout due to equipment that was not working properly. This is negligence.

When I told the management on site, I was appalled at the response. I was not offered a free upgrade. Nor was I allowed to take my moldy apartment. The keys were taken from me and the manager stated they would provide me with a "similar" apartment as the one I rented. I paid for this apartment, it is mine. I should have been offered to not only keep the moldy apartment I paid for, but also receive a free upgrade to an additional apartment. If you out to dinner at a hibachi steakhouse and received bland chicken, you would expect to be able to take that chicken home and be comped for the cost of the meal. It is common sense. Not offering an additional apartment is NEGLIGENCE in this case!

If my original keys and new apartment keys not provided by the end of the week I will have to write a negative Yelp review, and contact my pirate friends who will plunder and ransack your offices. I will also contact the district attorney for a supreme court trial on the matter.

Yarrr,

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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:56 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:44 pm

That’s been my haircut for a while now.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:38 pm i fucking crack myself up
I’m 100% laughing with you.
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First time using zipcar got a nissan versa, and in Manhattan rush hour, but hey i got myself a flat white covfefe from a hipsterish Coffee place to get me by.

Country roads take me home?
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:23 pm First time using zipcar got a nissan versa, and in Manhattan rush hour, but hey i got myself a flat white covfefe from a hipsterish Coffee place to get me by.

Country roads take me home?
What is it with you and shitbox little rental cars? :lol:
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:23 pm First time using zipcar got a nissan versa, and in Manhattan rush hour, but hey i got myself a flat white covfefe from a hipsterish Coffee place to get me by.

Country roads take me home?
What is it with you and shitbox little rental cars? :lol:
:scrooge: and the mitsu was :mahtroy: luck. But it's still far more better than the mirage.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:23 pm First time using zipcar got a nissan versa, and in Manhattan rush hour, but hey i got myself a flat white covfefe from a hipsterish Coffee place to get me by.

Country roads take me home?
To the place I belong

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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:30 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:23 pm First time using zipcar got a nissan versa, and in Manhattan rush hour, but hey i got myself a flat white covfefe from a hipsterish Coffee place to get me by.

Country roads take me home?
To the place I belong

West Virginia, mountain mama
:lol: i do live roughly 40 miles away from wv border.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:33 pm
wap wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:44 pm

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To whom it may concern,

This weekend I was supposed to move in to my apartment. I provided all requested documentation and payments well in advance of any deadlines. When I walked in to my apartment I was appalled to find unsanitary conditions and mold throughout due to equipment that was not working properly. This is negligence.

When I told the management on site, I was appalled at the response. I was not offered a free upgrade. Nor was I allowed to take my moldy apartment. The keys were taken from me and the manager stated they would provide me with a "similar" apartment as the one I rented. I paid for this apartment, it is mine. I should have been offered to not only keep the moldy apartment I paid for, but also receive a free upgrade to an additional apartment. If you out to dinner at a hibachi steakhouse and received bland chicken, you would expect to be able to take that chicken home and be comped for the cost of the meal. It is common sense. Not offering an additional apartment is NEGLIGENCE in this case!

If my original keys and new apartment keys not provided by the end of the week I will have to write a negative Yelp review, and contact my pirate friends who will plunder and ransack your offices. I will also contact the district attorney for a supreme court trial on the matter.

Yarrr,

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:33 pm
wap wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:44 pm

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To whom it may concern,

This weekend I was supposed to move in to my apartment. I provided all requested documentation and payments well in advance of any deadlines. When I walked in to my apartment I was appalled to find unsanitary conditions and mold throughout due to equipment that was not working properly. This is negligence.

When I told the management on site, I was appalled at the response. I was not offered a free upgrade. Nor was I allowed to take my moldy apartment. The keys were taken from me and the manager stated they would provide me with a "similar" apartment as the one I rented. I paid for this apartment, it is mine. I should have been offered to not only keep the moldy apartment I paid for, but also receive a free upgrade to an additional apartment. If you out to dinner at a hibachi steakhouse and received bland chicken, you would expect to be able to take that chicken home and be comped for the cost of the meal. It is common sense. Not offering an additional apartment is NEGLIGENCE in this case!

If my original keys and new apartment keys not provided by the end of the week I will have to write a negative Yelp review, and contact my pirate friends who will plunder and ransack your offices. I will also contact the district attorney for a supreme court trial on the matter.

Yarrr,

:crang:
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