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Long overdue on the updates here. Ray is looking to spend some more debt. Its really really :impressive:

They think they are buying a FL beach house really soon. They told a bunch of friends they are signing papers this week, so :iono: I was the last to hear about it.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/4 ... 8_zm/1_fr/

Cool $1m yo. I cant even fathom how much debt they have. I mean, I'd like to be happy for them but I know the finances and its all just massive revolving debt. I know he has $0 saved for any retirement. I know they have 2 notes on current house.

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dubshow wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 11:35 am Long overdue on the updates here. Ray is looking to spend some more debt. Its really really :impressive:

They think they are buying a FL beach house really soon. They told a bunch of friends they are signing papers this week, so :iono: I was the last to hear about it.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/4 ... 8_zm/1_fr/

Cool $1m yo. I cant even fathom how much debt they have. I mean, I'd like to be happy for them but I know the finances and its all just massive revolving debt. I know he has $0 saved for any retirement. I know they have 2 notes on current house.

:popcorn:
:nope: :disgust: :popcorn:
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 11:37 am
dubshow wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 11:35 am Long overdue on the updates here. Ray is looking to spend some more debt. Its really really :impressive:

They think they are buying a FL beach house really soon. They told a bunch of friends they are signing papers this week, so :iono: I was the last to hear about it.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/4 ... 8_zm/1_fr/

Cool $1m yo. I cant even fathom how much debt they have. I mean, I'd like to be happy for them but I know the finances and its all just massive revolving debt. I know he has $0 saved for any retirement. I know they have 2 notes on current house.

:popcorn:
:nope: :disgust: :popcorn:

:dat:
I mean, every time I think that I'm behind on retirement, and putting 15% of my income into my 401K.... I sit back and realize that I'm actually probably ahead of the curve because most people aren't.
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 11:37 am
:nope: :disgust: :popcorn:

:dat:
I mean, every time I think that I'm behind on retirement, and putting 15% of my income into my 401K.... I sit back and realize that I'm actually probably ahead of the curve because most people aren't.
Yep, totally.
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dubshow wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 11:35 am Long overdue on the updates here. Ray is looking to spend some more debt. Its really really :impressive:

They think they are buying a FL beach house really soon. They told a bunch of friends they are signing papers this week, so :iono: I was the last to hear about it.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/4 ... 8_zm/1_fr/

Cool $1m yo. I cant even fathom how much debt they have. I mean, I'd like to be happy for them but I know the finances and its all just massive revolving debt. I know he has $0 saved for any retirement. I know they have 2 notes on current house.

:popcorn:
Where's the beach?
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 11:37 am
dubshow wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 11:35 am Long overdue on the updates here. Ray is looking to spend some more debt. Its really really :impressive:

They think they are buying a FL beach house really soon. They told a bunch of friends they are signing papers this week, so :iono: I was the last to hear about it.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/4 ... 8_zm/1_fr/

Cool $1m yo. I cant even fathom how much debt they have. I mean, I'd like to be happy for them but I know the finances and its all just massive revolving debt. I know he has $0 saved for any retirement. I know they have 2 notes on current house.

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Ok I checked that place out. Looks like fun! Redneck Riviera brah. Nothing to do but visit and enjoy the Pensacola area. Sweet boat lift.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 5:46 pm Redneck Riviera
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 5:46 pm Ok I checked that place out. Looks like fun! Redneck Riviera brah. Nothing to do but visit and enjoy the Pensacola area. Sweet boat lift.
I mean, Florida panhandle is pretty nice along the coast imo. Parts of Alabama are pretty unimpressive redneck Rivera.

Florida was always where the "rich" people went for vacay :iono:
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dubshow wrote: Wed May 29, 2019 2:31 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 5:46 pm Ok I checked that place out. Looks like fun! Redneck Riviera brah. Nothing to do but visit and enjoy the Pensacola area. Sweet boat lift.
I mean, Florida panhandle is pretty nice along the coast imo. Parts of Alabama are pretty unimpressive redneck Rivera.

Florida was always where the "rich" people went for vacay :iono:
I drove from Kansas City to Destin on my first spring break, 18 yoa. 20 hour drive through MS in the middle of the night. White sands, good times. Got laid, was 5/7 would always go back.
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That pool area is niiiice though. Would swim
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 29, 2019 4:19 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed May 29, 2019 2:31 pm

I mean, Florida panhandle is pretty nice along the coast imo. Parts of Alabama are pretty unimpressive redneck Rivera.

Florida was always where the "rich" people went for vacay :iono:
I drove from Kansas City to Destin on my first spring break, 18 yoa. 20 hour drive through MS in the middle of the night. White sands, good times. Got laid, was 5/7 would always go back.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 29, 2019 4:19 pm

I drove from Kansas City to Destin on my first spring break, 18 yoa. 20 hour drive through MS in the middle of the night. White sands, good times. Got laid, was 5/7 would always go back.
All that matters.
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dubshow wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 11:35 am Long overdue on the updates here. Ray is looking to spend some more debt. Its really really :impressive:

They think they are buying a FL beach house really soon. They told a bunch of friends they are signing papers this week, so :iono: I was the last to hear about it.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/4 ... 8_zm/1_fr/

Cool $1m yo. I cant even fathom how much debt they have. I mean, I'd like to be happy for them but I know the finances and its all just massive revolving debt. I know he has $0 saved for any retirement. I know they have 2 notes on current house.

:popcorn:
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dubshow wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 11:35 am Long overdue on the updates here. Ray is looking to spend some more debt. Its really really :impressive:

They think they are buying a FL beach house really soon. They told a bunch of friends they are signing papers this week, so :iono: I was the last to hear about it.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/4 ... 8_zm/1_fr/

Cool $1m yo. I cant even fathom how much debt they have. I mean, I'd like to be happy for them but I know the finances and its all just massive revolving debt. I know he has $0 saved for any retirement. I know they have 2 notes on current house.

:popcorn:
impressive derpage
They have returned from their pre-vacation vacation. Im not sure what they did with house.
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Maybe I should change this :bread: to " The Plight of Ray and Misery"

I rarely flex the words "I TOLD YOU SO" in the moment of someones clear misery but I surely do think them.

Rewind to 11/2016. Ray bought a salvaged 2015 jeep willys for around $15-16k. He went full retard into new frame (bent from front end wreck), lift, tars, steel bumpers etc

He spend around $10-12k on mods and repairs best guess. So he is around $28k CASH MONEY into a salvaged jeep. This was his ideal choice for a first car for his then 15 yo daughter. I had my reservations combined with a side of :jelly:

The :jeep: was claimed to be "his" but it is very much my sisters as she drives it everyday. Logically thinking, this is a poor first car for a teen. High flip rate, poor visibility with a massive rear tire on carrier, zero park sensor or backup cam (no new tech). The add of massive steel bumpers would only increase the potential for :derp: damage.

She made it 1.5 years of driving but it was bound to happen. Last night 17yo stormed out in :pout: mood, got in :jeep: and drove off. Ray had a few beers, I went over to help him with some house shit and he gets a call.

Dumbass backed the :jeep: into a parked CRV in a parking lot. crushing the front end excessively. Across town (like 40 mins away) Rightfully so, CRV owner flips shit and wants cops with police report. 17yo freaking out and crying, calls ray ray who :rage: :fshitup: So now, slighly drunk ray has to be driven to scene to hold hand and solve a problem that he partially created because large :jeep:

Quite the shit show last night at ray ray compound.
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Oof. Just let ray ray know that "It's a Jeep thing."

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dubshow wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:20 am Maybe I should change this :bread: to " The Plight of Ray and Misery"

I rarely flex the words "I TOLD YOU SO" in the moment of someones clear misery but I surely do think them.

Rewind to 11/2016. Ray bought a salvaged 2015 jeep willys for around $15-16k. He went full retard into new frame (bent from front end wreck), lift, tars, steel bumpers etc

He spend around $10-12k on mods and repairs best guess. So he is around $28k CASH MONEY into a salvaged jeep. This was his ideal choice for a first car for his then 15 yo daughter. I had my reservations combined with a side of :jelly:

The :jeep: was claimed to be "his" but it is very much my sisters as she drives it everyday. Logically thinking, this is a poor first car for a teen. High flip rate, poor visibility with a massive rear tire on carrier, zero park sensor or backup cam (no new tech). The add of massive steel bumpers would only increase the potential for :derp: damage.

She made it 1.5 years of driving but it was bound to happen. Last night 17yo stormed out in :pout: mood, got in :jeep: and drove off. Ray had a few beers, I went over to help him with some house shit and he gets a call.

Dumbass backed the :jeep: into a parked CRV in a parking lot. crushing the front end excessively. Across town (like 40 mins away) Rightfully so, CRV owner flips shit and wants cops with police report. 17yo freaking out and crying, calls ray ray who :rage: :fshitup: So now, slighly drunk ray has to be driven to scene to hold hand and solve a problem that he partially created because large :jeep:

Quite the shit show last night at ray ray compound.
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:21 pm
dubshow wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:20 am Maybe I should change this :bread: to " The Plight of Ray and Misery"

I rarely flex the words "I TOLD YOU SO" in the moment of someones clear misery but I surely do think them.

Rewind to 11/2016. Ray bought a salvaged 2015 jeep willys for around $15-16k. He went full retard into new frame (bent from front end wreck), lift, tars, steel bumpers etc

He spend around $10-12k on mods and repairs best guess. So he is around $28k CASH MONEY into a salvaged jeep. This was his ideal choice for a first car for his then 15 yo daughter. I had my reservations combined with a side of :jelly:

The :jeep: was claimed to be "his" but it is very much my sisters as she drives it everyday. Logically thinking, this is a poor first car for a teen. High flip rate, poor visibility with a massive rear tire on carrier, zero park sensor or backup cam (no new tech). The add of massive steel bumpers would only increase the potential for :derp: damage.

She made it 1.5 years of driving but it was bound to happen. Last night 17yo stormed out in :pout: mood, got in :jeep: and drove off. Ray had a few beers, I went over to help him with some house shit and he gets a call.

Dumbass backed the :jeep: into a parked CRV in a parking lot. crushing the front end excessively. Across town (like 40 mins away) Rightfully so, CRV owner flips shit and wants cops with police report. 17yo freaking out and crying, calls ray ray who :rage: :fshitup: So now, slighly drunk ray has to be driven to scene to hold hand and solve a problem that he partially created because large :jeep:

Quite the shit show last night at ray ray compound.
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i think there are some on page one?
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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dubshow wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:18 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:21 pm

Photo of your dad?
Online Privacy breh!

i think there are some on page one?
This is the only pic from page one: :lol:
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dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:58 pm

it is. and they hate each other. one parent has nothing to do with the other one. my dad does have an affinity for the idea of golf and cutting grass.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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dubshow wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:18 pm

Online Privacy breh!

i think there are some on page one?
This is the only pic from page one: :lol:
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pic of RayRay in his yooth
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