How life was awesome today: the :fuckyeah: thread
- ChrisoftheNorth
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Been over a month since a post in here guise.
So today, I was going to drive the Walking out to the car, I look down and realize I grabbed truck keys for some reason. Truck parked next to , so instead of going back to switch keys, I just get in the truck.
5 minutes down the road, and I'm sitting a light and BAM...got rear ended. Look in the mirror, and it's a cute blonde girl who I could tell was flustered or something. So I pull off the road, she follows, and I get out. I had a tow ball on the truck that she hit, zero damage at all. I could tell she was starting to tear up, and I ask her if she's ok. She says she's having a rough morning and this was the last thing she needed. She was about to pull out her phone to call (police?), and I told her there's no damage and to not worry about it and hoped she had a better day. She sighed and smiled...could see the look of relief on her face. I told her to take a deep breath, relax, and know she hit the low point of her day early and it's only up from here. She chuckled and off we went.
If I had driven the I'd be replacing the bumper cover and whatnot, so what a great that I grabbed truck keys for some reason this morning.
And another for hopefully turning someone's day around. Felt good giving someone a break that clearly needed it.
So today, I was going to drive the Walking out to the car, I look down and realize I grabbed truck keys for some reason. Truck parked next to , so instead of going back to switch keys, I just get in the truck.
5 minutes down the road, and I'm sitting a light and BAM...got rear ended. Look in the mirror, and it's a cute blonde girl who I could tell was flustered or something. So I pull off the road, she follows, and I get out. I had a tow ball on the truck that she hit, zero damage at all. I could tell she was starting to tear up, and I ask her if she's ok. She says she's having a rough morning and this was the last thing she needed. She was about to pull out her phone to call (police?), and I told her there's no damage and to not worry about it and hoped she had a better day. She sighed and smiled...could see the look of relief on her face. I told her to take a deep breath, relax, and know she hit the low point of her day early and it's only up from here. She chuckled and off we went.
If I had driven the I'd be replacing the bumper cover and whatnot, so what a great that I grabbed truck keys for some reason this morning.
And another for hopefully turning someone's day around. Felt good giving someone a break that clearly needed it.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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BTW, let's not let this threat go stale for over a month again. We need to focus on more positive stuff brehs!
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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It is a threat. Be more positive or else.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Where's the Great Cornholio when you need him?
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I see no gif. Probably blocked.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Complete story. 5/7 will read again. You did a good thing.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 10:30 am Been over a month since a post in here guise.
So today, I was going to drive the Walking out to the car, I look down and realize I grabbed truck keys for some reason. Truck parked next to , so instead of going back to switch keys, I just get in the truck.
5 minutes down the road, and I'm sitting a light and BAM...got rear ended. Look in the mirror, and it's a cute blonde girl who I could tell was flustered or something. So I pull off the road, she follows, and I get out. I had a tow ball on the truck that she hit, zero damage at all. I could tell she was starting to tear up, and I ask her if she's ok. She says she's having a rough morning and this was the last thing she needed. She was about to pull out her phone to call (police?), and I told her there's no damage and to not worry about it and hoped she had a better day. She sighed and smiled...could see the look of relief on her face. I told her to take a deep breath, relax, and know she hit the low point of her day early and it's only up from here. She chuckled and off we went.
If I had driven the I'd be replacing the bumper cover and whatnot, so what a great that I grabbed truck keys for some reason this morning.
And another for hopefully turning someone's day around. Felt good giving someone a break that clearly needed it.
Also, pics of cute blonde?
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no pics.wap wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 12:05 pmComplete story. 5/7 will read again. You did a good thing.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 10:30 am Been over a month since a post in here guise.
So today, I was going to drive the Walking out to the car, I look down and realize I grabbed truck keys for some reason. Truck parked next to , so instead of going back to switch keys, I just get in the truck.
5 minutes down the road, and I'm sitting a light and BAM...got rear ended. Look in the mirror, and it's a cute blonde girl who I could tell was flustered or something. So I pull off the road, she follows, and I get out. I had a tow ball on the truck that she hit, zero damage at all. I could tell she was starting to tear up, and I ask her if she's ok. She says she's having a rough morning and this was the last thing she needed. She was about to pull out her phone to call (police?), and I told her there's no damage and to not worry about it and hoped she had a better day. She sighed and smiled...could see the look of relief on her face. I told her to take a deep breath, relax, and know she hit the low point of her day early and it's only up from here. She chuckled and off we went.
If I had driven the I'd be replacing the bumper cover and whatnot, so what a great that I grabbed truck keys for some reason this morning.
And another for hopefully turning someone's day around. Felt good giving someone a break that clearly needed it.
Also, pics of cute blonde?
I will say, I'm not usually into blondes, but she was 5/7. Tall...probably pushing 5'11", nice figure, killer blue eyes, etc.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Negative: The rumpity rump from the high lift bumpstick in the bowels of Camdalf would have woken this broad out of the trance she was in time to avert disaster.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 10:30 am Been over a month since a post in here guise.
So today, I was going to drive the Walking out to the car, I look down and realize I grabbed truck keys for some reason. Truck parked next to , so instead of going back to switch keys, I just get in the truck.
5 minutes down the road, and I'm sitting a light and BAM...got rear ended. Look in the mirror, and it's a cute blonde girl who I could tell was flustered or something. So I pull off the road, she follows, and I get out. I had a tow ball on the truck that she hit, zero damage at all. I could tell she was starting to tear up, and I ask her if she's ok. She says she's having a rough morning and this was the last thing she needed. She was about to pull out her phone to call (police?), and I told her there's no damage and to not worry about it and hoped she had a better day. She sighed and smiled...could see the look of relief on her face. I told her to take a deep breath, relax, and know she hit the low point of her day early and it's only up from here. She chuckled and off we went.
If I had driven the I'd be replacing the bumper cover and whatnot, so what a great that I grabbed truck keys for some reason this morning.
And another for hopefully turning someone's day around. Felt good giving someone a break that clearly needed it.
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Very possible.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 12:22 pmNegative: The rumpity rump from the high lift bumpstick in the bowels of Camdalf would have woken this broad out of the trance she was in time to avert disaster.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 10:30 am Been over a month since a post in here guise.
So today, I was going to drive the Walking out to the car, I look down and realize I grabbed truck keys for some reason. Truck parked next to , so instead of going back to switch keys, I just get in the truck.
5 minutes down the road, and I'm sitting a light and BAM...got rear ended. Look in the mirror, and it's a cute blonde girl who I could tell was flustered or something. So I pull off the road, she follows, and I get out. I had a tow ball on the truck that she hit, zero damage at all. I could tell she was starting to tear up, and I ask her if she's ok. She says she's having a rough morning and this was the last thing she needed. She was about to pull out her phone to call (police?), and I told her there's no damage and to not worry about it and hoped she had a better day. She sighed and smiled...could see the look of relief on her face. I told her to take a deep breath, relax, and know she hit the low point of her day early and it's only up from here. She chuckled and off we went.
If I had driven the I'd be replacing the bumper cover and whatnot, so what a great that I grabbed truck keys for some reason this morning.
And another for hopefully turning someone's day around. Felt good giving someone a break that clearly needed it.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Very much so.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
but I was anticipate this turning into some back of the 'lac threesome story or something.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 10:30 am Been over a month since a post in here guise.
So today, I was going to drive the Walking out to the car, I look down and realize I grabbed truck keys for some reason. Truck parked next to , so instead of going back to switch keys, I just get in the truck.
5 minutes down the road, and I'm sitting a light and BAM...got rear ended. Look in the mirror, and it's a cute blonde girl who I could tell was flustered or something. So I pull off the road, she follows, and I get out. I had a tow ball on the truck that she hit, zero damage at all. I could tell she was starting to tear up, and I ask her if she's ok. She says she's having a rough morning and this was the last thing she needed. She was about to pull out her phone to call (police?), and I told her there's no damage and to not worry about it and hoped she had a better day. She sighed and smiled...could see the look of relief on her face. I told her to take a deep breath, relax, and know she hit the low point of her day early and it's only up from here. She chuckled and off we went.
If I had driven the I'd be replacing the bumper cover and whatnot, so what a great that I grabbed truck keys for some reason this morning.
And another for hopefully turning someone's day around. Felt good giving someone a break that clearly needed it.
I drank a bunch of beer last night and wasn't hungover today
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Weather is nearly 70 and sunny today. Drove the so top is coming off on the way home for the first time this season.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.