OT 15: New Year, New Poo

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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:52 pm Having a vet for a wife makes for interesting containers being used to bring home leftovers

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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:32 pm Shit is about to hit the fan at work. Huge submittal due today, and the chick who gets our sub-contract labor quotes dropped the ball on one of the assemblies in the quote... This thing is worth $$$$
Quoted incorrectly or? That sucks.

Shit hit the fan at work for me today. Found out that our big maintenance outage that's happening in a week got it's approved spend cut IN HALF. Chaos ensues. Nobody has any idea how to get to the spend number. Went from $90MM to $45 MM :lolol: Turnaround manager is horrified. Cost people are freaking the fuck out. All my engineers are legit pissed that the scope they've been working on for TWO YEARS has to be adjusted in half to meet this new budget. And the project still starts in seven days.

:nope: :nope: :nope:
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Dat corporate budget haircut :lolol:

THOU SHALT SPEND HALF OF THY APPROVED AMOUNT

Done by people that have never visited the plant.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:47 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:32 pm Shit is about to hit the fan at work. Huge submittal due today, and the chick who gets our sub-contract labor quotes dropped the ball on one of the assemblies in the quote... This thing is worth $$$$
Quoted incorrectly or? That sucks.

Shit hit the fan at work for me today. Found out that our big maintenance outage that's happening in a week got it's approved spend cut IN HALF. Chaos ensues. Nobody has any idea how to get to the spend number. Went from $90MM to $45 MM :lolol: Turnaround manager is horrified. Cost people are freaking the fuck out. All my engineers are legit pissed that the scope they've been working on for TWO YEARS has to be adjusted in half to meet this new budget. And the project still starts in seven days.

:nope: :nope: :nope:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:01 pm I get one haircut per year
:impressive:

I haven't had a haircut in 4 mos.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:20 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:47 pm

Quoted incorrectly or? That sucks.

Shit hit the fan at work for me today. Found out that our big maintenance outage that's happening in a week got it's approved spend cut IN HALF. Chaos ensues. Nobody has any idea how to get to the spend number. Went from $90MM to $45 MM :lolol: Turnaround manager is horrified. Cost people are freaking the fuck out. All my engineers are legit pissed that the scope they've been working on for TWO YEARS has to be adjusted in half to meet this new budget. And the project still starts in seven days.

:nope: :nope: :nope:
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Apparently the Chinese bank that backs us doesn't have enough money to foot the bill for 1Q :thisisfine:
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:21 pm
CaleDeRoo wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:01 pm I get one haircut per year
:impressive:

I haven't had a haircut in 4 mos.
I think I need a haircut. I should go see Carlos next week.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:09 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:08 pm

One of the best memes I've seen in a while.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:27 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:21 pm
:impressive:

I haven't had a haircut in 4 mos.
I think I need a haircut. I should go see Carlos next week.
I go to Helga every 6 weeks.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Cleaned around the house a bit. Funny how tidying some shit lying around makes the apartment look clean. Gonna go clean even moar tomorrow. GF is traveling.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Had a team lunch because my boss is leaving the company and former CIA director John Brennan walked into the restaurant we ate at and had lunch. :impressive:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote:Cleaned around the house a bit. Funny how tidying some shit lying around makes the apartment look clean. Gonna go clean even moar tomorrow. GF is traveling.
Our :haus: looks yuuge now that I'm getting it closer to ready to go on sale. Less crap everywhere makes a big difference.
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:55 pm
razr390 wrote:Cleaned around the house a bit. Funny how tidying some shit lying around makes the apartment look clean. Gonna go clean even moar tomorrow. GF is traveling.
Our :haus: looks yuuge now that I'm getting it closer to ready to go on sale. Less crap everywhere makes a big difference.
:dat: it's like you can breathe more :mindblown:
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god that tale of bronx movie is emotional asf.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:42 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:52 pm Having a vet for a wife makes for interesting containers being used to bring home leftovers

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I don't even know what a gullet is
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:13 pm
Jaxper wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:51 am Luna is the black/white (likely Border Collie and Greyhound mix) - 5 years old.

Dora is the black/white/tan (likely Hound mix) - 1 year old.

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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:49 pm Had a team lunch because my boss is leaving the company and former CIA director John Brennan walked into the restaurant we ate at and had lunch. :impressive:
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4zilch wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:35 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:49 pm Had a team lunch because my boss is leaving the company and former CIA director John Brennan walked into the restaurant we ate at and had lunch. :impressive:
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I’m still not over the fact that this is normal because DC lol
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I'm noping out at 3:30 today NFG. Boss held us till 5:30 yesterday. Ass.

Man I've been watching his work habits and I just don't fucking get it. He legit works 5:30-6AM to 6PM every single day.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:09 am
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I'm noping out at 3:30 today NFG. Boss held us till 5:30 yesterday. Ass.

Man I've been watching his work habits and I just don't fucking get it. He legit works 5:30-6AM to 6PM every single day.
Some people are just wired to work. He'd probably keel over if he stopped working crazy hours.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:09 am
Apex wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:07 am Image
I'm noping out at 3:30 today NFG. Boss held us till 5:30 yesterday. Ass.

Man I've been watching his work habits and I just don't fucking get it. He legit works 5:30-6AM to 6PM every single day.
I don't understand what you don't get.

:iono:

Most of the management at my company puts in a solid 14-16 hour day.

Now, if his output sucks then he's just a moron that works slow.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:50 pm Dat corporate budget haircut :lolol:

THOU SHALT SPEND HALF OF THY APPROVED AMOUNT

Done by people that have never visited the plant.
ha, they just cut our implant personnel division at work. laying off like 40 people. " we are losing money" ok so negotiate the fucking contracts?
brain go brrrrrr
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