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troyguitar wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:06 pm
4zilch wrote:
Old bikes too, but probably :wrong:
:dat:

Older bikes are the best for their badassness to cost ratios. Even my $1200 Ninja was more fun than any car I've owned.
:wrong: too dangerous, no climate control, :derp: in Nissan will kill you
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:48 pm This whole forum hates old man shit unless it's a vintage car.
Define old man shit ? White socks with sandals ? Prune juice ? Hearing aids ?
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max225 wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:16 am
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:48 pm This whole forum hates old man shit unless it's a vintage car.
Define old man shit ? White socks with sandals ? Prune juice ? Hearing aids ?
Things, happenings, and cultural phenomenon existing prior to January 1, 1980
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:00 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:16 am

Define old man shit ? White socks with sandals ? Prune juice ? Hearing aids ?
Things, happenings, and cultural phenomenon existing prior to January 1, 1980
Meh I enjoy history a bit. Not sure id label the entire forum under that umbrella statement
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max225 wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:07 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:00 pm

Things, happenings, and cultural phenomenon existing prior to January 1, 1980
Meh I enjoy history a bit. Not sure id label the entire forum under that umbrella statement
I except thee from my over generalization, Marshal Zhukov. What would this place be without sweeping, all-inclusive declarations of absolutism?
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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All AZNS are horrible drivers
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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:dat:
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I have known 1 good AZN driver tho
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:10 pm
troyguitar wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:09 pm

Old cars had more ground clearance and a higher seating position :doe:

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So much practicality! Such commanding view of the road! :gay:
Fuck. It’s perfect. 😍
The "roads" they were navigating when these were engineered in the early 1900's necessitated this. Not all that different from today, really.

What's so sad is the stretch of Woodward Avenue in front of the old Model T plant is the first stretch of paved road in the country. It's in one of the worst areas in the city (actually, a different city called Highland Park that's 100% land locked by the city of Detroit), and the road is in horrific shape. Such a commentary of society.

:csb: :neat:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:01 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:10 pm

Fuck. It’s perfect. 😍
The "roads" they were navigating when these were engineered in the early 1900's necessitated this. Not all that different from today, really.

What's so sad is the stretch of Woodward Avenue in front of the old Model T plant is the first stretch of paved road in the country. It's in one of the worst areas in the city (actually, a different city called Highland Park that's 100% land locked by the city of Detroit), and the road is in horrific shape. Such a commentary of society.

:csb: :neat:
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Guise... Clearly none of you have ever golfed. It's pretty fun. Now, rich, stuffy country club environment? No. Mediocre public NFG course? Fuckyeah.

You get to:
-be outside
-shoot the shit with friends
-get drunk during the morning
-drunk drive
-hit stuff
-occasionally get the satisfaction of an excellent hit

What's not to like? Troy's description of a better version of the bar is pretty spot on. Just don't play with lames.

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D Griff wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:53 pm Guise... Clearly none of you have ever golfed. It's pretty fun. Now, rich, stuffy country club environment? No. Mediocre public NFG course? Fuckyeah.

You get to:
-be outside
-shoot the shit with friends
-get drunk during the morning
-drunk drive
-hit stuff
-occasionally get the satisfaction of an excellent hit

What's not to like? Troy's description of a better version of the bar is pretty spot on. Just don't play with lames.

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:dat:

I suck at golf but still enjoy it when I get to play. I don't even have to drink to enjoy it though, lol
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D Griff wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:53 pm Guise... Clearly none of you have ever golfed. It's pretty fun. Now, rich, stuffy country club environment? No. Mediocre public NFG course? Fuckyeah.

You get to:
-be outside
-shoot the shit with friends
-get drunk during the morning
-drunk drive
-hit stuff
-occasionally get the satisfaction of an excellent hit

What's not to like? Troy's description of a better version of the bar is pretty spot on. Just don't play with lames.

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I think some of us were referring to work-related golf outings. Which is relevant to the bolded comment above.
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This one is 5 minutes from my house, I think I'll go drive it soon.

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... /overview/

Too bad it's :eeyore: gray. There's a blue one in Lexington but it's more money for double the miles. :notsure:

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... /overview/
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:00 pm This one is 5 minutes from my house, I think I'll go drive it soon.

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... /overview/

Too bad it's :eeyore: gray. There's a blue one in Lexington but it's more money for double the miles. :notsure:

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... /overview/
Do those come with NAV standard? :neat:

I forget what is the reason you're going for this thing? :aintcare: mobile?
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No :manuel: ?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:08 pmNo :manuel: ?
Mazderp, like most manufacturers, seems to be incapable of putting good gear ratios on their :manuel: cars. In the iA, 3, and 6 the :manuel: is 20% shorter in 6th than the auto - and I spend over 90% of my time cruising in 6th. The C5Z06 and C6Z51 gearbox is about the only one with a short-ish 2nd and a long-ish 6th that I know of... it's :fullretard:

Cruze Eco :manuel: is also geared well now that I think about it.
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:13 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:08 pmNo :manuel: ?
Mazderp, like most manufacturers, seems to be incapable of putting good gear ratios on their :manuel: cars. In the iA, 3, and 6 the :manuel: is 20% shorter in 6th than the auto - and I spend over 90% of my time cruising in 6th. The C5Z06 and C6Z51 gearbox is about the only one with a short-ish 2nd and a long-ish 6th that I know of... it's :fullretard:

Cruze Eco :manuel: is also geared well now that I think about it.
Oh, that's right. I remember this discussion now.

Agreed, it is :fullretard: But is the auto trans at least decent? I hate shitty autos.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I felt that the :gti: had a reasonable 6th gear for highway cruising at decent speeds.
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:00 pm This one is 5 minutes from my house, I think I'll go drive it soon.

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... /overview/

Too bad it's :eeyore: gray. There's a blue one in Lexington but it's more money for double the miles. :notsure:

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... /overview/
:iono:

Why not just keep driving the RX8 for less money and less self loathing? In4test drive :doe:
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D Griff wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:24 pm
troyguitar wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:00 pm This one is 5 minutes from my house, I think I'll go drive it soon.

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... /overview/

Too bad it's :eeyore: gray. There's a blue one in Lexington but it's more money for double the miles. :notsure:

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... /overview/
:iono:

Why not just keep driving the RX8 for less money and less self loathing? In4test drive :doe:
Operating costs are super high thanks to the teen mpgay, and engine will likely grenade soon.
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max225 wrote:
D Griff wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:24 pm :iono:

Why not just keep driving the RX8 for less money and less self loathing? In4test drive :doe:
Operating costs are super high thanks to the teen mpgay, and engine will likely grenade soon.
:dat:

40 mpg on 87 vs 20 on 93 == about $10k per 4 years IIRC.
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troyguitar wrote:
max225 wrote: Operating costs are super high thanks to the teen mpgay, and engine will likely grenade soon.
:dat:

40 mpg on 87 vs 20 on 93 == about $10k per 4 years IIRC.
You said RX8 runs on 87. Also, RX8 will still be worth $10k in four years, xA will be worth$2100.

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