#metoo. Where the gender wage gap is opposite.
Jeeponomics 101: Eternal tirekicking for the gutless Jeep
- max225
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Without posting too many details, she is not a stranger. We've known eachother for a while (5+ years). Free trial is ending soon, so you bet your ass I am going to figure out all of the financial ins and outs. I am not some moron who married for "love" and figures out a debt restructuring plan for someone who is with their money. She wants crotchfruit at some point... there are no secrets there. I don't mind 1. but that's not in the cards for 2-3 years.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:17 pmAll of this shit^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^wow. You haven't lived under the same roof for this woman for a single day and you're planning an early retirement program with her? Try before you buy.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:19 pm
I did the math this weekend actually. I want to retire early with the AZN. We mapped our income and expenses for the next 6 years... Early retirement isn't in the cards unless we swear of crotchfruit completely and don't spend more than 50k a year on living, which is REALLY hard. Our baseline is 65-70k anything less you start cutting stuff out. Shitty place to live, no steak, cheap cars etc.
~400 a month on food
~750 a month on travel
~1200 a month on two vehicles/insurance/gas etc we're talking cheapish vehicles like her TSX and my Civic.
~500 a month on eating out
~2000 a month for miscellaneous expenses that pop up for either one of us (health insurance, clothes etc, averaged out)
~2500 a month on an apartment or a house in some bumfuckegypt.
~70k a year CLEAN right there. That's 700k you need to SAVE to get only 10 years out of it...
And how do you know the Chinese switch isn't gonna flip when you marry her and she quits on you and turns into a crotchfruit vendor?
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While true here, I'd be willing to bet that she makes less than everyone else in her grad school class (mostly dudes) without exception. Most of them probably make 2x or more. Dat lack of Y chromosome does not help one get paid.
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this is the POTDDesertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:17 pm
All of this shit^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^wow. You haven't lived under the same roof for this woman for a single day and you're planning an early retirement program with her? Try before you buy.
And how do you know the Chinese switch isn't gonna flip when you marry her and she quits on you and turns into a crotchfruit vendor?
brain go brrrrrr
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Understood you're a calculating mother fucker. More proverbial barroom banter than anything else. I've only seen her on the hood of a few cars! Glad you found someone to plot your future with.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:43 pmWithout posting too many details, she is not a stranger. We've known eachother for a while (5+ years). Free trial is ending soon, so you bet your ass I am going to figure out all of the financial ins and outs. I am not some moron who married for "love" and figures out a debt restructuring plan for someone who is with their money. She wants crotchfruit at some point... there are no secrets there. I don't mind 1. but that's not in the cards for 2-3 years.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:17 pm
All of this shit^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^wow. You haven't lived under the same roof for this woman for a single day and you're planning an early retirement program with her? Try before you buy.
And how do you know the Chinese switch isn't gonna flip when you marry her and she quits on you and turns into a crotchfruit vendor?
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My ex BIL is 50 yoa, marrying some 32 year old. Going to punch out a couple of crotchfruit starting now using the "financially secure" method. I think he's crazy AF but different strokes. The only diapers I'm changing in the future are going to by my grandkid's , if any they be, and that will be in a pinch.
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That was MK2, Mk1 is the bolt on free one. I am not getting any younger. I am soon going to be past my mid 30s. Even if I fuck up raising a half breed child, at least I can say I tried. It is worth the 250k or so it takes to do it for me.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:52 pmUnderstood you're a calculating mother fucker. More proverbial barroom banter than anything else. I've only seen her on the hood of a few cars! Glad you found someone to plot your future with.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:43 pm
Without posting too many details, she is not a stranger. We've known eachother for a while (5+ years). Free trial is ending soon, so you bet your ass I am going to figure out all of the financial ins and outs. I am not some moron who married for "love" and figures out a debt restructuring plan for someone who is with their money. She wants crotchfruit at some point... there are no secrets there. I don't mind 1. but that's not in the cards for 2-3 years.
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You already shot your shot, (pun intended) at this point I'd focus on enjoying whatever cancer free years we have left. Which you're doing with the GrandSport and Mexicali vacays.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:55 pmMy ex BIL is 50 yoa, marrying some 32 year old. Going to punch out a couple of crotchfruit starting now using the "financially secure" method. I think he's crazy AF but different strokes. The only diapers I'm changing in the future are going to by my grandkid's , if any they be, and that will be in a pinch.
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Wait, I'm confused. The super petite one who got the bolt ons and was featured in the Death Valley shoot is NOT the one you're planning on marrying? That one was Mk. 1 on my AZN dragon lady identification chart. The nurse making 200K year. Mk. 2 was the one with the big naturals who was an accountant or something. Help me understand.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:56 pmThat was MK2, Mk1 is the bolt on free one. I am not getting any younger. I am soon going to be past my mid 30s. Even if I fuck up raising a half breed child, at least I can say I tried. It is worth the 250k or so it takes to do it for me.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:52 pm
Understood you're a calculating mother fucker. More proverbial barroom banter than anything else. I've only seen her on the hood of a few cars! Glad you found someone to plot your future with.
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arr rook sameDesertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:00 pmWait, I'm confused. The super petite one who got the bolt ons and was featured in the Death Valley shoot is NOT the one you're planning on marrying? That one was Mk. 1 on my AZN dragon lady identification chart. The nurse making 200K year. Mk. 2 was the one with the big naturals who was an accountant or something. Help me understand.
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You just have mk2 and mk1 swapped in terms of numbers. But descriptions are correct. Not going for the nurse. However this one has a decent career making a bit more than the nurse, other parts are correct.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:00 pmWait, I'm confused. The super petite one who got the bolt ons and was featured in the Death Valley shoot is NOT the one you're planning on marrying? That one was Mk. 1 on my AZN dragon lady identification chart. The nurse making 200K year. Mk. 2 was the one with the big naturals who was an accountant or something. Help me understand.
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Can we call your girlfriend Mk.2 please? Never Forget Mk.1 doe.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:10 pmYou just have mk2 and mk1 swapped in terms of numbers. But descriptions are correct. Not going for the nurse. However this one has a decent career making a bit more than the nurse, other parts are correct.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:00 pm
Wait, I'm confused. The super petite one who got the bolt ons and was featured in the Death Valley shoot is NOT the one you're planning on marrying? That one was Mk. 1 on my AZN dragon lady identification chart. The nurse making 200K year. Mk. 2 was the one with the big naturals who was an accountant or something. Help me understand.
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Also, have you cleared out your place and electronics of Mk.1 photos? Clean that shit up bro.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:10 pmYou just have mk2 and mk1 swapped in terms of numbers. But descriptions are correct. Not going for the nurse. However this one has a decent career making a bit more than the nurse, other parts are correct.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:00 pm
Wait, I'm confused. The super petite one who got the bolt ons and was featured in the Death Valley shoot is NOT the one you're planning on marrying? That one was Mk. 1 on my AZN dragon lady identification chart. The nurse making 200K year. Mk. 2 was the one with the big naturals who was an accountant or something. Help me understand.
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see above[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:32 pmIs this AZN1.0 or 2.0?max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:43 pm
Without posting too many details, she is not a stranger. We've known eachother for a while (5+ years). Free trial is ending soon, so you bet your ass I am going to figure out all of the financial ins and outs. I am not some moron who married for "love" and figures out a debt restructuring plan for someone who is with their money. She wants crotchfruit at some point... there are no secrets there. I don't mind 1. but that's not in the cards for 2-3 years.
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Mostly doneskie. Good call tho. To do a clean sweep as if it was a murder scene.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:28 pmAlso, have you cleared out your place and electronics of Mk.1 photos? Clean that shit up bro.
mk 2 was technically someone I knew before mk1 (bolt ons) but things got serious with mk2 after mk1 got 'd
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Yeah this summer. Needed the 18k as a portion of downpayment for the 🏖
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So which one is the and which is the Scat Pack?max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:40 pmMostly doneskie. Good call tho. To do a clean sweep as if it was a murder scene.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:28 pm
Also, have you cleared out your place and electronics of Mk.1 photos? Clean that shit up bro.
mk 2 was technically someone I knew before mk1 (bolt ons) but things got serious with mk2 after mk1 got 'd
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Sorry bro. I plan to get back into cars in a few yrs. For the time being I'm going to have to make due with a fire breathing R with a ear ripping resonatorless Remus exhaust to transport the kiddies to camp and groceries to the house.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:57 pmOf course. This entire forum has turned from car guys to crotchfruit producing real estate investors.