OT 14: No Luck for Old Men

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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:00 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:55 pm

Yeah, that makes sense. I'll bet they expect you to just rattle off specials like you are at a restuarant :disgust: "well, our lease of the day is a CX5 for $0 down, and only go fuck yourself a month.. plus $799 doc fee."
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I hate rattling off lease specials, because it gives a false sense of a :dill:

Lease specials should be regulated to be printed/written with no money out of pocket aside from 1st payment/taxes/fees.

Uh yeah sir, that's $189/mo on CX-3 Sport FWD with $2499 due at signing plus taxes and fees.

Ain't nobody putting down $2499 PLUS taxes and fees on a lease.
Cherry Hill Mitsubishi is advertising the new Eclipse Cross on TV by me (part of the shitty rapey Cherry Hill Triplex group). Eclipse cross for $98/mo plus tax. With $9905 down, to qualified lesse's.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:28 pm Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.
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fledonfoot wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:37 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:00 pm

:dat:

I hate rattling off lease specials, because it gives a false sense of a :dill:

Lease specials should be regulated to be printed/written with no money out of pocket aside from 1st payment/taxes/fees.

Uh yeah sir, that's $189/mo on CX-3 Sport FWD with $2499 due at signing plus taxes and fees.

Ain't nobody putting down $2499 PLUS taxes and fees on a lease.
Cherry Hill Mitsubishi is advertising the new Eclipse Cross on TV by me (part of the shitty rapey Cherry Hill Triplex group). Eclipse cross for $98/mo plus tax. With $9905 down, to qualified lesse's.
I saw that the other day and nearly spit my drink out. :lolol:
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:53 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:50 pm

no good story, just rolled it off a curb saturday like a derp.
Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.
Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone
brain go brrrrrr
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dubshow wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:50 pm
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:dafuq: :really: :millennial: :butwhy:
Maybe someone saw statistics
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If that’s true it’s really sad
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:06 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:53 pm

Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.
Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone
:pussy:
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Big ol nope to all these rough sea and shark and ocean pic things. I enjoy being on solid ground, thanks.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:10 pm Big ol nope to all these rough sea and shark and ocean pic things. I enjoy being on solid ground, thanks.
:dat:

Same reason I prefer 4 wheels to 2, really...
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:28 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:06 pm

Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone
Was a motorcycle involved? :notsure:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:28 pm Was a motorcycle involved? :notsure:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
:drunk:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:06 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:53 pm

Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.
Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone
Fuck dude.. that sucks. Start taking some collagen or something to help repair that tendon.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:46 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
:drunk:
But i was not.
brain go brrrrrr
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:50 pm
troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:46 pm :drunk:
But i was not.
Not just a river in Egypt
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:28 pm Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.
:wtf:

I would counter that by saying relationships, whether intimate or not, are my main reason for bothering to stay alive.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:45 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:28 pm

Was a motorcycle involved? :notsure:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
:impressive: !
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D Griff wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:03 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:28 pm Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.
:wtf:

I would counter that by saying relationships, whether intimate or not, are my main reason for bothering to stay alive.
Yeah that whole quote is straight out of a Christmas Carol.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:45 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:28 pm

Was a motorcycle involved? :notsure:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
I'd venture to say your innate dad reaction in keeping the child steady probably contributed to the jacking of the ankle. Took one for the squad.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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datgrundle wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:43 pm
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Dang.

I've never been on a cruise ship in that kind of rough seas. It looks like it was shot through a cabin in the crew quarters below decks. Still, :nope:
This?

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:shock: :yikes:
That's definitely a (lower deck) passenger cabin. :nope: :nope:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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datgrundle wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:27 pm
This is awesome. And I love the guys' screen name, though I suspect most here won't remember what it's from.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:02 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:50 pm

But i was not.
Not just a river in Egypt
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:21 pm Baby will be here in a month or so - getting ready.
Woah, that came up fast.
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