OT 14: No Luck for Old Men

[Zillon]

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Shark is just like: Hey Bruce, wanna see some white people freak out?

[SAWCE]

Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.

Gotta make dem massles. No time for distractions.

me

[dubshow]

Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.

Maybe someone saw statistics


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[Melon]

Maybe someone saw statistics


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100% Certified DANK

[golftdibrad]

Maybe someone saw statistics


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dat real talk

[fledonfoot]

Yeah, that makes sense. I'll bet they expect you to just rattle off specials like you are at a restuarant "well, our lease of the day is a CX5 for $0 down, and only go fuck yourself a month.. plus $799 doc fee."

I hate rattling off lease specials, because it gives a false sense of a

Lease specials should be regulated to be printed/written with no money out of pocket aside from 1st payment/taxes/fees.

Uh yeah sir, that's $189/mo on CX-3 Sport FWD with $2499 due at signing plus taxes and fees.

Ain't nobody putting down $2499 PLUS taxes and fees on a lease.

Cherry Hill Mitsubishi is advertising the new Eclipse Cross on TV by me (part of the shitty rapey Cherry Hill Triplex group). Eclipse cross for $98/mo plus tax. With $9905 down, to qualified lesse's.

[Zillon]

I hate rattling off lease specials, because it gives a false sense of a

Lease specials should be regulated to be printed/written with no money out of pocket aside from 1st payment/taxes/fees.

Uh yeah sir, that's $189/mo on CX-3 Sport FWD with $2499 due at signing plus taxes and fees.

Ain't nobody putting down $2499 PLUS taxes and fees on a lease.

Cherry Hill Mitsubishi is advertising the new Eclipse Cross on TV by me (part of the shitty rapey Cherry Hill Triplex group). Eclipse cross for $98/mo plus tax. With $9905 down, to qualified lesse's.

When can you come in for a test drive?

[Johnny_P]

Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.

[Johnny_P]

I hate rattling off lease specials, because it gives a false sense of a

Lease specials should be regulated to be printed/written with no money out of pocket aside from 1st payment/taxes/fees.

Uh yeah sir, that's $189/mo on CX-3 Sport FWD with $2499 due at signing plus taxes and fees.

Ain't nobody putting down $2499 PLUS taxes and fees on a lease.

Cherry Hill Mitsubishi is advertising the new Eclipse Cross on TV by me (part of the shitty rapey Cherry Hill Triplex group). Eclipse cross for $98/mo plus tax. With $9905 down, to qualified lesse's.

I saw that the other day and nearly spit my drink out.

[golftdibrad]

no good story, just rolled it off a curb saturday like a derp.

Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.

Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone

[Johnny_P]

Maybe someone saw statistics


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If that’s true it’s really sad

[Johnny_P]

Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.

Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone

[Johnny_P]

Big ol nope to all these rough sea and shark and ocean pic things. I enjoy being on solid ground, thanks.

[troyguitar]

Big ol nope to all these rough sea and shark and ocean pic things. I enjoy being on solid ground, thanks.

Same reason I prefer 4 wheels to 2, really...

[datgrundle]

[Zillon]

Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.

Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone

Was a motorcycle involved?

[golftdibrad]

Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone

Was a motorcycle involved?

yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.

[troyguitar]

Was a motorcycle involved?

yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.

[SAWCE]

Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.

Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone

Fuck dude.. that sucks. Start taking some collagen or something to help repair that tendon.

[golftdibrad]

yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.

But i was not.

[KYGTIGuy]

But i was not.

Not just a river in Egypt

[D Griff]

Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.

I would counter that by saying relationships, whether intimate or not, are my main reason for bothering to stay alive.

[Zillon]

Was a motorcycle involved?

yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.

Didn't spill the child. Nice work.

[Johnny_P]

Was a motorcycle involved?

yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.

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[Desertbreh]

Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.

I would counter that by saying relationships, whether intimate or not, are my main reason for bothering to stay alive.

Yeah that whole quote is straight out of a Christmas Carol.