OT 14: No Luck for Old Men

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:lolol:

:nope: !
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razr390 wrote:Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.
Gotta make dem massles. No time for distractions. :impressive:
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razr390 wrote:
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Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.
:dafuq: :really: :millennial: :butwhy:
Maybe someone saw statistics
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:dafuq: :really: :millennial: :butwhy:
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:dafuq: :really: :millennial: :butwhy:
Maybe someone saw statistics
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Yeah, that makes sense. I'll bet they expect you to just rattle off specials like you are at a restuarant :disgust: "well, our lease of the day is a CX5 for $0 down, and only go fuck yourself a month.. plus $799 doc fee."
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I hate rattling off lease specials, because it gives a false sense of a :dill:

Lease specials should be regulated to be printed/written with no money out of pocket aside from 1st payment/taxes/fees.

Uh yeah sir, that's $189/mo on CX-3 Sport FWD with $2499 due at signing plus taxes and fees.

Ain't nobody putting down $2499 PLUS taxes and fees on a lease.
Cherry Hill Mitsubishi is advertising the new Eclipse Cross on TV by me (part of the shitty rapey Cherry Hill Triplex group). Eclipse cross for $98/mo plus tax. With $9905 down, to qualified lesse's.

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:dat:

I hate rattling off lease specials, because it gives a false sense of a :dill:

Lease specials should be regulated to be printed/written with no money out of pocket aside from 1st payment/taxes/fees.

Uh yeah sir, that's $189/mo on CX-3 Sport FWD with $2499 due at signing plus taxes and fees.

Ain't nobody putting down $2499 PLUS taxes and fees on a lease.
Cherry Hill Mitsubishi is advertising the new Eclipse Cross on TV by me (part of the shitty rapey Cherry Hill Triplex group). Eclipse cross for $98/mo plus tax. With $9905 down, to qualified lesse's.
:lolol:

When can you come in for a test drive? :dillerman:
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:04 pm

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Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.
:hai:

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:dat:

I hate rattling off lease specials, because it gives a false sense of a :dill:

Lease specials should be regulated to be printed/written with no money out of pocket aside from 1st payment/taxes/fees.

Uh yeah sir, that's $189/mo on CX-3 Sport FWD with $2499 due at signing plus taxes and fees.

Ain't nobody putting down $2499 PLUS taxes and fees on a lease.
Cherry Hill Mitsubishi is advertising the new Eclipse Cross on TV by me (part of the shitty rapey Cherry Hill Triplex group). Eclipse cross for $98/mo plus tax. With $9905 down, to qualified lesse's.
I saw that the other day and nearly spit my drink out. :lolol:

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no good story, just rolled it off a curb saturday like a derp.
Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.
Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone
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golftdibrad wrote:
:dafuq: :really: :millennial: :butwhy:
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If that’s true it’s really sad

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Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.
Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:10 pm

Big ol nope to all these rough sea and shark and ocean pic things. I enjoy being on solid ground, thanks.

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Big ol nope to all these rough sea and shark and ocean pic things. I enjoy being on solid ground, thanks.
:dat:

Same reason I prefer 4 wheels to 2, really...

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Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:28 pm

golftdibrad wrote:
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Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.
Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone
Was a motorcycle involved? :notsure:
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Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone
Was a motorcycle involved? :notsure:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
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golftdibrad wrote:
Zillon wrote:
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Was a motorcycle involved? :notsure:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
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golftdibrad wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:06 pm
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Ah. I'm surprised I don't do that more. I'm pretty uncoordinated when I walk, and I'm constantly dropping off of things, kicking things, or scuffing my feet on the ground.
Plot twist: ankle is actually broken. minor. Something about the tendon slightly shearing away the bone
Fuck dude.. that sucks. Start taking some collagen or something to help repair that tendon.
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golftdibrad wrote:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
:drunk:
But i was not.
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But i was not.
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razr390 wrote:
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Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.
:wtf:

I would counter that by saying relationships, whether intimate or not, are my main reason for bothering to stay alive.

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golftdibrad wrote:
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Zillon wrote:
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Was a motorcycle involved? :notsure:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
Didn't spill the child. Nice work.
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:37 pm

golftdibrad wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:45 pm
Zillon wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:28 pm


Was a motorcycle involved? :notsure:
yes.....but not in the way you would think?

I was in lafayette picking up the new to me trackbike, stopped at brewery for a couple of brews, really only two, tripped on my way out. I was holding baby too...did not drop, fall on, or even scare the child.
:impressive: !

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D Griff wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:03 pm
razr390 wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:28 pm
Relationships, whether intimate or not, are a huge time/effort suck that just doesn’t float with me. That’s why i have like 5 friends.
:wtf:

I would counter that by saying relationships, whether intimate or not, are my main reason for bothering to stay alive.
Yeah that whole quote is straight out of a Christmas Carol.
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