OT 14: No Luck for Old Men

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I'm sure this has been posted plenty of time but this video fucking kills me everytime...


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razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:02 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:36 pm

You drove to work, literally 1000 feet from your apartment? :impressive:
I’ve been “promoted” to HQ (17 miles away) since April.
Out near Tyson’s? You have to drive that every day? Holy :gag:

Good job doe!
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datgrundle wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:13 pm I'm sure this has been posted plenty of time but this video fucking kills me everytime...


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Your parents ok mang?
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razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:03 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:25 pm

Is it actualy designated as your/your department's spot with a little sign or something? That's :impressive:
Every employee here has an assigned space. It’s fucking :ludacris: we are over capacity and spending $4,000/month on rented parking spaces because people don’t want to go to open parking.
And my company is stupid? :yeahok:
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:20 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:02 pm
I’ve been “promoted” to HQ (17 miles away) since April.
Out near Tyson’s? You have to drive that every day? Holy :gag:

Good job doe!
Tyson’s is fucking shit. It’s “nice” but it’s also :gag:

Thanks. Wish it came with a “raise” since I am dealing with even more shit and spending more on the commute.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:22 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:03 pm
Every employee here has an assigned space. It’s fucking :ludacris: we are over capacity and spending $4,000/month on rented parking spaces because people don’t want to go to open parking.
And my company is stupid? :yeahok:
I successfully managed a project that converted one of our sites (my first site) to open parking. The CEO and the E-Team :triggered: . Delivered 2 weeks early and after the first week we overheard them saying “WOW FEEDBACK HAS BEEN GREAT ABOUT OPEN PARKING!”

:rolleyes: :slowclap: :disgust:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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datgrundle wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:13 pm I'm sure this has been posted plenty of time but this video fucking kills me everytime...


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Immediately reminded me of this.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:22 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:03 pm
Every employee here has an assigned space. It’s fucking :ludacris: we are over capacity and spending $4,000/month on rented parking spaces because people don’t want to go to open parking.
And my company is stupid? :yeahok:
Well, yes...?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:30 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:22 pm

And my company is stupid? :yeahok:
I successfully managed a project that converted one of our sites (my first site) to open parking. The CEO and the E-Team :triggered: . Delivered 2 weeks early and after the first week we overheard them saying “WOW FEEDBACK HAS BEEN GREAT ABOUT OPEN PARKING!”

:rolleyes: :slowclap: :disgust:
:nice: work
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:36 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:30 pm
I successfully managed a project that converted one of our sites (my first site) to open parking. The CEO and the E-Team :triggered: . Delivered 2 weeks early and after the first week we overheard them saying “WOW FEEDBACK HAS BEEN GREAT ABOUT OPEN PARKING!”

:rolleyes: :slowclap: :disgust:
:nice: work
Our director of construction came into the building and said “this is the best thing that happened to this site in a decade”
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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But yea, my boss pulled people out of the rubble on 9/11 and now has to fight off old timers who want to keep their parking spaces.

Talk about burnout
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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:impressive:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:42 pm:impressive:
The :wap: s are the most :triggered: because they don’t understand company growth is happening.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:53 pm
wap wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:42 pm:impressive:
The :wap: s are the most :triggered: because they don’t understand company growth is happening.
They should all be euthanized now.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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datgrundle wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:13 pm I'm sure this has been posted plenty of time but this video fucking kills me everytime...


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Lol I’ve never seen this
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razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:28 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:20 pm

Out near Tyson’s? You have to drive that every day? Holy :gag:

Good job doe!
Tyson’s is fucking shit. It’s “nice” but it’s also :gag:

Thanks. Wish it came with a “raise” since I am dealing with even more shit and spending more on the commute.
Agreed. It's like King of Prussia out here. A giant mall and business parks :gag:
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wap wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:35 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:22 pm

And my company is stupid? :yeahok:
Well, yes...?
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:59 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:28 pm

Tyson’s is fucking shit. It’s “nice” but it’s also :gag:

Thanks. Wish it came with a “raise” since I am dealing with even more shit and spending more on the commute.
Agreed. It's like King of Prussia out here. A giant mall and business parks :gag:
TWO giant malls. Separated by 1 main roadway. :wtf:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:00 pm
wap wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:35 pm

Well, yes...?
:gtfo:
How many posts have you made pointing out the :fullretard: decisions and stupid shit they do daily?
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wap wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:56 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:53 pm

The :wap: s are the most :triggered: because they don’t understand company growth is happening.
They should all be euthanized now.
:dat:

You
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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wap wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:04 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:00 pm

:gtfo:
How many posts have you made pointing out the :fullretard: decisions and stupid shit they do daily?
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razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:02 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:36 pm

You drove to work, literally 1000 feet from your apartment? :impressive:
I’ve been “promoted” to HQ (17 miles away) since April.
Why the air quotes?
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D Griff wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:05 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:02 pm
I’ve been “promoted” to HQ (17 miles away) since April.
Why the air quotes?
Because working HQ is “good upward movement” but I didn’t get a bump in pay or anything else to take on a shit ton of work. I’ll take the experience doe. That’s what will get me my desired salary at my next job. Lol
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razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:26 pm
D Griff wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:05 pm

Why the air quotes?
Because working HQ is “good upward movement” but I didn’t get a bump in pay or anything else to take on a shit ton of work. I’ll take the experience doe. That’s what will get me my desired salary at my next job. Lol
Yeah, sounds like a smart plan. Patience seems to pay off in the career path. Nice upgrades can happen when you least expect, but they will happen eventually if you do a good job and people like you.
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