OT 14: No Luck for Old Men

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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:18 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:17 pm

:butwhy:
To send dick pics in my day you took them on a disposable camera and gave that to the girl to go get developed.
definitely better than waiting if shes gonna respond or not behind screen, cuz face to face.
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wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:31 am
Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:04 am

Priorities. lol

How many chores did you do?
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It was far too simple to make that jab at Trudy.
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Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:39 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:31 am

:dat:
:bravo:
It was far too simple to make that jab at Trudy.
But it needed to be done.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Speaking of adulting, I picked up my shirts from cleaners, hand them on back, went to gym while the shirts in the car and home. Not to mention, the cleaners is less than a mile from home.
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wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:27 pm
[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:17 pm

You clearly did it wrong if you didn't send dick pics. Getting hitched or not.
Better send them now before it's too late.
pretty sure she seen it in person :iono:
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Apex wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:09 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:07 am Intern lost her employee badge. :fshitup:
I don't understand how people lose their work badges.
My work badge is a controlled item. It grants access to some pretty sensitive info. I have had the same badge for 6 years. We have people who lost theirs witin 6 months. Its also an excessive amount of paperwork and has the ability to impact your career as an intel professional.
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fledonfoot wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:17 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:13 am

Negative. I used to work in loss prevention at target. I do what :[user not found]: does now but at a :baby: level. Pretty much working my way toward :alpo: as much as I can without being born with one.
I see.

So you fly on prop planes to Indiana and New Mexico instead of upstairs on 747's to India and Mexico, smoke cigarillos instead of cigars, drive a 4 cylinder Malibu, have two person threesomes and are a connoisseur of whiskey and not whisky.
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:33 am I work in a federal building with US Marshall's guarding the door.

After they see you a few time, don't even need my badge..
I need more than a badge to get into areas. Its what starts the security process to get into secured areas. There are instances when it could be utilized visually. But those are few and far between.
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I like fitness chicks, and slightly chubby ones, and other womens.

Ill never snag a fit chick, unless theyre into dad bod without the kids.
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Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:46 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:33 am I work in a federal building with US Marshall's guarding the door.

After they see you a few time, don't even need my badge..
I need more than a badge to get into areas. Its what starts the security process to get into secured areas. There are instances when it could be utilized visually. But those are few and far between.
I have a card that I swipe to get into secured areas but it has no PII on it.
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Sno wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:54 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:43 pm

Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen
Dude. Please don’t just randomly send dick pics to girls on tinder without their asking.
For the record, I never sent a dick pic when I was on tinder.. not my style.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:25 pm
Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:46 pm

I need more than a badge to get into areas. Its what starts the security process to get into secured areas. There are instances when it could be utilized visually. But those are few and far between.
I have a card that I swipe to get into secured areas but it has no PII on it.
Weak sauce.

I think my favorite security that ive used was a fingerprint scanner.
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Ive never understood the concept of sending an unsolicited dick pic. Why would you think someone wants to see that at random?
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Weird being another 3 hours behind most of you guys.
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D Griff wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:15 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:43 pm

Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen
No :dong: pics were involved, but I did meet my gf on Tinder and I'm trying to buy a ring :lolol: .
For the record, Zilch and I met on match. But that was back when you had to pay to talk to people, so the mentality was at least a little less of “instant booty call.”
Barnes93cb wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:25 am Ive never understood the concept of sending an unsolicited dick pic. Why would you think someone wants to see that at random?
Because most dudes would love to see a females goods at random. So some assume it goes both ways. It does not.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:14 am
Barnes93cb wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:24 am

Weak sauce.

I think my favorite security that ive used was a fingerprint scanner.
Biometrics are so so so insecure. I refuse to use them.
No so much that they’re insecure in terms of implementation and usage, but if the data gets taken by hackers it whatnot now you have your actual fingerprint taken from you.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Sno wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:05 am
D Griff wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:15 pm

No :dong: pics were involved, but I did meet my gf on Tinder and I'm trying to buy a ring :lolol: .
For the record, Zilch and I met on match. But that was back when you had to pay to talk to people, so the mentality was at least a little less of “instant booty call.”
Barnes93cb wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:25 am Ive never understood the concept of sending an unsolicited dick pic. Why would you think someone wants to see that at random?
Because most dudes would love to see a females goods at random. So some assume it goes both ways. It does not.
I also dont want them at random. But I understand the purpose of boundaries.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:14 am
Barnes93cb wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:24 am

Weak sauce.

I think my favorite security that ive used was a fingerprint scanner.
Biometrics are so so so insecure. I refuse to use them.
They removed them for other security systems. But it was what I used in 2012 along with my badge that I scanned.
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Everyone has everyone's information anyway.

Lay back and enjoy it
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:50 am
Barnes93cb wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:34 am

They removed them for other security systems. But it was what I used in 2012 along with my badge that I scanned.
Yeah they were hot back then
You were hot back then.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:57 am Everyone has everyone's information anyway.

Lay back and enjoy it
You may have my personal info. But you dont have my work info.
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Barnes93cb wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:44 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:57 am Everyone has everyone's information anyway.

Lay back and enjoy it
You may have my personal info. But you dont have my work info.
The people who matter do. Russia, China... And if they have it, it doesn't matter who else has it.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:10 pm This conversation has made me feel really really old.
:butwhy:
:dat: :alpo: is :dong: pic king, has even sent me one.
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Barnes93cb wrote:Ive never understood the concept of sending an unsolicited dick pic. Why would you think someone wants to see that at random?
:dat:

I've known some really horny freaks but never met a girl who liked getting random :dong: pics.
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