OT 14: No Luck for Old Men

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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:13 am

Negative. I used to work in loss prevention at target. I do what :[user not found]: does now but at a :baby: level. Pretty much working my way toward :alpo: as much as I can without being born with one.
I see.

So you fly on prop planes to Indiana and New Mexico instead of upstairs on 747's to India and Mexico, smoke cigarillos instead of cigars, drive a 4 cylinder Malibu, have two person threesomes and are a connoisseur of whiskey and not whisky.
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You guys are bringing be back to my classified days with Northrop..
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:06 am You guys are bringing be back to my classified days with Northrop..
If you tell us, you’ll have to kill us? With your :massles: preferably.
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wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:48 am

:howdy: :[user not found]:

I find myself lacking motivation this morning. Thoughts?
Most certainly asking the wrong person
The right answer was to suggest moar :poop: posting.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:51 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:49 am

Oh, so you’re a postal worker. :eeyore:
I'd just drive around all day and throw the mail into lake Michigan.

brb putting in application
This probably already happens a lot.
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wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:18 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:51 am

I'd just drive around all day and throw the mail into lake Michigan.

brb putting in application
This probably already happens a lot.
Wouldn’t surprise me.
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The event has catered panera food. Hopefully we get some for da free. :drool:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:07 am
SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:06 am You guys are bringing be back to my classified days with Northrop..
If you tell us, you’ll have to kill us? With your :massles: preferably.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:01 am
[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:54 am

Sounds pretty perfect.
So that’s why I didn’t get my latest “Tractors Monthly” issue. :notsure:
"Tractors" being code for "Farm Boys"
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wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:20 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:01 am

So that’s why I didn’t get my latest “Tractors Monthly” issue. :notsure:
"Tractors" being code for "Farm Boys"
Plead the 5th on that one, Cap’n Wap
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:20 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:07 am

If you tell us, you’ll have to kill us? With your :massles: preferably.
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Part of that looks terrifying...
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:20 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:07 am

If you tell us, you’ll have to kill us? With your :massles: preferably.
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I do not find this attractive.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:21 am
wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:20 am

"Tractors" being code for "Farm Boys"
Plead the 5th on that one, Cap’n Wap
I think you've said all we need to hear to come to a conclusion.
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wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:21 am
SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:20 am

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Part of that looks terrifying...
The other part :boner:
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:21 am
SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:20 am

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I do not find this attractive.
Her face isn't supre attractive, but it's not terrible.. I'm into how muscular she is. :iono:
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:23 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:21 am

I do not find this attractive.
Her face isn't supre attractive, but it's not terrible.. I'm into how muscular she is. :iono:
I can appreciate a girl that has :massles: like :sawce: but it’s just not my cup of tea
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:22 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:21 am
Plead the 5th on that one, Cap’n Wap
I think you've said all we need to hear to come to a conclusion.
I OBJECT.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:27 am
wap wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:22 am

I think you've said all we need to hear to come to a conclusion.
I OBJECT.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:21 am
SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:20 am

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I do not find this attractive.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:23 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:21 am

I do not find this attractive.
Her face isn't supre attractive, but it's not terrible.. I'm into how muscular she is. :iono:
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:27 am
SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:23 am

Her face isn't supre attractive, but it's not terrible.. I'm into how muscular she is. :iono:
I can appreciate a girl that has :massles: like :sawce: but it’s just not my cup of tea
:word: Most people seem to lean that way. It's a double attraction for me.. I think the muscularity looks good (to an extent, it can definitely be taken too far), but I also know what kind of hard work went into developing that physique and that dedication and work ethic is an attractive character trait to me.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:33 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:27 am

I can appreciate a girl that has :massles: like :sawce: but it’s just not my cup of tea
:word: Most people seem to lean that way. It's a double attraction for me.. I think the muscularity looks good (to an extent, it can definitely be taken too far), but I also know what kind of hard work went into developing that physique and that dedication and work ethic is an attractive character trait to me.
Very understandable on how it makes a quality stand out (such as work ethic) but I still can’t do over-muscular on any human being
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Apex wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:28 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:27 am

I OBJECT.
Tazer!
This response does not shock me.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:43 am I like a fit, even muscular, woman. That particular woman I'm not attracted to.

I also like skinny women and curvey women and average women and women
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:33 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:27 am

I can appreciate a girl that has :massles: like :sawce: but it’s just not my cup of tea
:word: Most people seem to lean that way. It's a double attraction for me.. I think the muscularity looks good (to an extent, it can definitely be taken too far), but I also know what kind of hard work went into developing that physique and that dedication and work ethic is an attractive character trait to me.
She gon b a whale one she stops working out doe
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