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I was just walking around in Istanbul, and out of nowhere a brawl just happened where I happen to witness it. The police were checking our turkish id's, and for some reason, I didn't had mine with me. Thanks to the wonderful president there, it is mandatory to carry it with you (or documents) otherwise you get arrested. Obviously I got arrested. I tried to make 2 phone calls as they allowed me, neither of the people I called answered. Of course I got locked up, the cell mates were all staring straight at me and obviously not in a good way. One of them straight up told me I will fuck you up bad, even though I am fairly tall and medium built. I was wearing my new pair of shoes that I really liked (rudy it was the NMD's), and they took my shoes and threw it across the hall to another cell. I got pissed and decided to fight him, which resulted in 4 against 1 and bam woke up.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:40 pm I was just walking around in Istanbul, and out of nowhere a brawl just happened where I happen to witness it. The police were checking our turkish id's, and for some reason, I didn't had mine with me. Thanks to the wonderful president there, it is mandatory to carry it with you (or documents) otherwise you get arrested. Obviously I got arrested. I tried to make 2 phone calls as they allowed me, neither of the people I called answered. Of course I got locked up, the cell mates were all staring straight at me and obviously not in a good way. One of them straight up told me I will fuck you up bad, even though I am fairly tall and medium built. I was wearing my new pair of shoes that I really liked (rudy it was the NMD's), and took my shoes and threw it across the hall to another cell. I got pissed and decided to fight him, which resulted in 4 against 1 and bam woke up.
Hmmmm, dreams of being in a Turkish Prison...

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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:40 pm I was just walking around in Istanbul, and out of nowhere a brawl just happened where I happen to witness it. The police were checking our turkish id's, and for some reason, I didn't had mine with me. Thanks to the wonderful president there, it is mandatory to carry it with you (or documents) otherwise you get arrested. Obviously I got arrested. I tried to make 2 phone calls as they allowed me, neither of the people I called answered. Of course I got locked up, the cell mates were all staring straight at me and obviously not in a good way. One of them straight up told me I will fuck you up bad, even though I am fairly tall and medium built. I was wearing my new pair of shoes that I really liked (rudy it was the NMD's), and took my shoes and threw it across the hall to another cell. I got pissed and decided to fight him, which resulted in 4 against 1 and bam woke up.
Shoes were saved doe. :impressive:
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:40 pm I was just walking around in Istanbul, and out of nowhere a brawl just happened where I happen to witness it. The police were checking our turkish id's, and for some reason, I didn't had mine with me. Thanks to the wonderful president there, it is mandatory to carry it with you (or documents) otherwise you get arrested. Obviously I got arrested. I tried to make 2 phone calls as they allowed me, neither of the people I called answered. Of course I got locked up, the cell mates were all staring straight at me and obviously not in a good way. One of them straight up told me I will fuck you up bad, even though I am fairly tall and medium built. I was wearing my new pair of shoes that I really liked (rudy it was the NMD's), and took my shoes and threw it across the hall to another cell. I got pissed and decided to fight him, which resulted in 4 against 1 and bam woke up.
Hmmmm, dreams of being in a Turkish Prison...

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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:38 pm
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Hmmmm, dreams of being in a Turkish Prison...

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Michelle and I were staying at this house that I think my buddy Nate bought. This dude that I've met a few times through him, Gino, was also there. There was a huge glass wall, and Gino had somehow programmed it to sink down into the ground so that the house just opened up to the outside. We all gave him our phones so he could program them to be able to control the wall too. Next thing I know Michelle and I are trying to get back to our house but we have to walk. We're in a parking lot of some building and this guy pulls up in a white van. As he got out of the van I ripped a water bottle in half and then jumped on him and stabbed him in the neck with the water bottle to kill him. We put him in the back of the van and drove it back to our place so we didn't have to walk. Parked the van outside, then I started freaking out about it being left in our driveway cause it would point the cops right to us. I wanted to leave to park it in the desert and walk back, but Michelle was complaining about how tired she was and that it was time for bed. Looked at a clock at it was only 7:05PM so then I got mad that she was tired.

Woke up shortly after that.

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SAWCE wrote: Fri May 04, 2018 12:18 pm Michelle and I were staying at this house that I think my buddy Nate bought. This dude that I've met a few times through him, Gino, was also there. There was a huge glass wall, and Gino had somehow programmed it to sink down into the ground so that the house just opened up to the outside. We all gave him our phones so he could program them to be able to control the wall too. Next thing I know Michelle and I are trying to get back to our house but we have to walk. We're in a parking lot of some building and this guy pulls up in a white van. As he got out of the van I ripped a water bottle in half and then jumped on him and stabbed him in the neck with the water bottle to kill him. We put him in the back of the van and drove it back to our place so we didn't have to walk. Parked the van outside, then I started freaking out about it being left in our driveway cause it would point the cops right to us. I wanted to leave to park it in the desert and walk back, but Michelle was complaining about how tired she was and that it was time for bed. Looked at a clock at it was only 7:05PM so then I got mad that she was tired.

Woke up shortly after that.

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:sawce: killed a guy.
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Apex wrote: Fri May 04, 2018 12:24 pm :sawce: killed a guy.
The only logical conclusion.
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    wap wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:56 am 3 recent dreams to report.

    First one was from a couple days ago. I was at work in a meeting in a small, closed room when I suddenly and loudly farted. Everyone knew it was me but I insisted so strongly that it wasn't that people started to believe me and began looking sideways at each other trying to determine the guilty party.

    Second one was also work related. I dreamed that our Operations manager and Plant manager were both killed in unrelated car accidents at the same time.

    Third one involved me and Barnsey on a bus heading I know not where. No other details.


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    I request you fall asleep again and finish our dream. You also dont really know what I look like. Ive never met any of the DFD bretheren.
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    Barnes93cb wrote: Sat May 05, 2018 1:36 am
      wap wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:56 am 3 recent dreams to report.

      First one was from a couple days ago. I was at work in a meeting in a small, closed room when I suddenly and loudly farted. Everyone knew it was me but I insisted so strongly that it wasn't that people started to believe me and began looking sideways at each other trying to determine the guilty party.

      Second one was also work related. I dreamed that our Operations manager and Plant manager were both killed in unrelated car accidents at the same time.

      Third one involved me and Barnsey on a bus heading I know not where. No other details.


      :wtf:
      I request you fall asleep again and finish our dream. You also dont really know what I look like. Ive never met any of the DFD bretheren.
      You've posted pics of yourself, :doe: :jimp:
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      wap wrote: Sat May 05, 2018 11:41 pm
      Barnes93cb wrote: Sat May 05, 2018 1:36 am
        I request you fall asleep again and finish our dream. You also dont really know what I look like. Ive never met any of the DFD bretheren.
        You've posted pics of yourself, :doe: :jimp:
        Haha thanks for the compliment.
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        At one point while I was dreaming last night I was sneaking through this building and came to a room where there were tons and tons of the tiniest sample containers of this protein ice cream.. like super tiny, they had about as much ice cream as you’d get on a sample spoon from Cold Stome in them. I was trying to avoid being seen by this dude (I think he was a vampire), but he caught me and offered me to try the ice cream. Except instead of the mini containers he gave me a full-size one, but it was a taco and the shell was bacon with ice cream for the filling. I bit into it and was amazed that the ice cream was still frozen while the shell was warm.
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        SAWCE wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 9:00 am At one point while I was dreaming last night I was sneaking through this building and came to a room where there were tons and tons of the tiniest sample containers of this protein ice cream.. like super tiny, they had about as much ice cream as you’d get on a sample spoon from Cold Stome in them. I was trying to avoid being seen by this dude (I think he was a vampire), but he caught me and offered me to try the ice cream. Except instead of the mini containers he gave me a full-size one, but it was a taco and the shell was bacon with ice cream for the filling. I bit into it and was amazed that the ice cream was still frozen while the shell was warm.
        That's pretty weird. :like:
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        SAWCE wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 9:00 am At one point while I was dreaming last night I was sneaking through this building and came to a room where there were tons and tons of the tiniest sample containers of this protein ice cream.. like super tiny, they had about as much ice cream as you’d get on a sample spoon from Cold Stome in them. I was trying to avoid being seen by this dude (I think he was a vampire), but he caught me and offered me to try the ice cream. Except instead of the mini containers he gave me a full-size one, but it was a taco and the shell was bacon with ice cream for the filling. I bit into it and was amazed that the ice cream was still frozen while the shell was warm.
        5/7 would eat.
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        SAWCE wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 9:00 am At one point while I was dreaming last night I was sneaking through this building and came to a room where there were tons and tons of the tiniest sample containers of this protein ice cream.. like super tiny, they had about as much ice cream as you’d get on a sample spoon from Cold Stome in them. I was trying to avoid being seen by this dude (I think he was a vampire), but he caught me and offered me to try the ice cream. Except instead of the mini containers he gave me a full-size one, but it was a taco and the shell was bacon with ice cream for the filling. I bit into it and was amazed that the ice cream was still frozen while the shell was warm.
        :mindblown:
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        I was working and all of a sudden, I got a text from a friend who died back in 2013 saying he’s gonna visit here. At the time, I wasn’t shocked or anything. Then I remember picking up from the airport, then we went to this club in DC that opens till 4. Then he told me he had to go to restroom, I had to wait for him. Club was about to close, I was looking for him everywhere. He pretty much disappeared, then I got a call saying he’s at home, which is impossible to go there in that short amount of time. I called uber, turns out it was the new m5, I was like :wtf: I felt like I was in the transporter movie with jason statham. Then i woke up
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        I had a dream last night that I was getting married at the FAP and there were buckets of the dragon pitt potato salad everywhere instead of flowers
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        Had an odd one 2 nights ago. I was watching some community theater, maybe the local high school (?) and all I could remember is one line from one song from the play:

        "You can start a conversation in the middle of a sentence!"

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        I had a weird dream where I was going on a roadtrip in Turkey. For some odd reason, I saw a Seat Leon (car doesn’t exist here) passed me with VIRGINIA plates, the guy that was driving was a :mahtroy: (rare in Turkey). We pulled up to a gas station, the guy called my name and I thought :wtf: then asked one of my friends name whose name is foreign and pronounced it just right, another :wtf:

        Then he told me he got a surprise for me and asked me to follow, I didnt know what i was thinking, but i caved in. We were close to a beach and closeby, there was a cave tunnel with beach gravel which we drove through. About 5 mins or so, theres a small casino, a jacuzzi and a huge 70 inch tv with xbox. I was playing fortnite against my friends who were with me and the :mahtroy: while chilling in the hot tub, the controllers were apperently “waterproof” so I even played the game while it was underwater.

        All of a sudden i heard a straight piped ellis juan, turns out it was the ellis juan that woked me up when he launched it off the light near my house.
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        MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 11:23 pm I had a weird dream where I was going on a roadtrip in Turkey. For some odd reason, I saw a Seat Leon (car doesn’t exist here) passed me with VIRGINIA plates, the guy that was driving was a :mahtroy: (rare in Turkey). We pulled up to a gas station, the guy called my name and I thought :wtf: then asked one of my friends name whose name is foreign and pronounced it just right, another :wtf:

        Then he told me he got a surprise for me and asked me to follow, I didnt know what i was thinking, but i caved in. We were close to a beach and closeby, there was a cave tunnel with beach gravel which we drove through. About 5 mins or so, theres a small casino, a jacuzzi and a huge 70 inch tv with xbox. I was playing fortnite against my friends who were with me and the :mahtroy: while chilling in the hot tub, the controllers were apperently “waterproof” so I even played the game while it was underwater.

        All of a sudden i heard a straight piped ellis juan, turns out it was the ellis juan that woked me up when he launched it off the light near my house.
        Boy that's weird!
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        First night sleeping in the new apartment. Weird dreams did not disappoint..

        I got really bad headaches in the gym the last two days, and the first thing I remember in the dream is going to the doctors to find out why it was happening. They determined it was high blood pressure and we were going to do theraputic plebotomy to relieve some of the pressure. While I was waiting for that, I was seated next to two dudes I grew up with and went to HS with. One was the one that was at the same Blink 182 show as :waxer: the other night, and the other was one of his best friends. Sitting talking to them, and I see this girl Brittany that I used to date. Told her to come hang out, but on her way over she cuddled up to one of the dudes, Kyle, for a second. I thought it was weird, then remembered that they were siblings (not IRL, just in the dream). She finishes making her way over to me, and we instantly start hooking up. That finishes and then we're in this house, and someone was trying to get in.. I threw something at them through the front door and it exploded.. my beard caught on fire and she had to shave the rest of it off for me.

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        SAWCE wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:18 am First night sleeping in the new apartment. Weird dreams did not disappoint..

        I got really bad headaches in the gym the last two days, and the first thing I remember in the dream is going to the doctors to find out why it was happening. They determined it was high blood pressure and we were going to do theraputic plebotomy to relieve some of the pressure. While I was waiting for that, I was seated next to two dudes I grew up with and went to HS with. One was the one that was at the same Blink 182 show as :waxer: the other night, and the other was one of his best friends. Sitting talking to them, and I see this girl Brittany that I used to date. Told her to come hang out, but on her way over she cuddled up to one of the dudes, Kyle, for a second. I thought it was weird, then remembered that they were siblings (not IRL, just in the dream). She finishes making her way over to me, and we instantly start hooking up. That finishes and then we're in this house, and someone was trying to get in.. I threw something at them through the front door and it exploded.. my beard caught on fire and she had to shave the rest of it off for me.

        :dafuq:
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        wap wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm
        SAWCE wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:18 am First night sleeping in the new apartment. Weird dreams did not disappoint..

        I got really bad headaches in the gym the last two days, and the first thing I remember in the dream is going to the doctors to find out why it was happening. They determined it was high blood pressure and we were going to do theraputic plebotomy to relieve some of the pressure. While I was waiting for that, I was seated next to two dudes I grew up with and went to HS with. One was the one that was at the same Blink 182 show as :waxer: the other night, and the other was one of his best friends. Sitting talking to them, and I see this girl Brittany that I used to date. Told her to come hang out, but on her way over she cuddled up to one of the dudes, Kyle, for a second. I thought it was weird, then remembered that they were siblings (not IRL, just in the dream). She finishes making her way over to me, and we instantly start hooking up. That finishes and then we're in this house, and someone was trying to get in.. I threw something at them through the front door and it exploded.. my beard caught on fire and she had to shave the rest of it off for me.

        :dafuq:
        :wtf:
        I've been thinking about shaving it off lately, so I think that's where that part came from..
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        SAWCE wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:38 pm
        wap wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm

        :wtf:
        I've been thinking about shaving it off lately, so I think that's where that part came from..
        So you're gonna look like this: :sawce: again? :notbad:
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