Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

Brothers of brub and brap, this is your safe space.
Post Reply
User avatar
razr390
Command Chief Master Sirloin
Command Chief Master Sirloin
Posts: 19644
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:08 am
Drives: MK7.5 on 87

D Griff wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:13 pm :wtf:


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Welcome to the fuck
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
Top
User avatar
dtraill27
Chief Patty Officer
Chief Patty Officer
Posts: 1155
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:45 pm
Drives: 17 Mazda 6
Location: Allentown

It's crazy we begged for an update for days and got more than we could have imagined
Top
User avatar
wap
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Posts: 45306
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:52 pm
Drives: Blue Meanie
Location: Pepperland

dtraill27 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:16 pm It's crazy we begged for an update for days and got more than we could have imagined
And everything we got was :poop:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
Top
User avatar
Johnny_P
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Posts: 40562
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
Drives: Blue short bus
Location: Philly

dtraill27 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:16 pm It's crazy we begged for an update for days and got more than we could have imagined
The update, after 4 weeks, is apparently to let the retards that negligently broke his car in the first place, perform a repair to it with no guarantee it'll actually repair it.

:impressive:
Top
User avatar
Gberg2119
First Sirloin
First Sirloin
Posts: 4953
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:09 pm
Drives: W///
Location: Philly

Johnny_P wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:04 pm
dtraill27 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:16 pm It's crazy we begged for an update for days and got more than we could have imagined
The update, after 4 weeks, is apparently to let the retards that negligently broke his car in the first place, perform a repair to it with no guarantee it'll actually repair it.

:impressive:
4 weeks and we're right back where we started.

At least they haven't asked for the loaner back yet. :lolol:
Top
User avatar
Bandit
Spinbait
Spinbait
Posts: 30
Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:02 am
Drives: Legacy Swagon | Nissan 240sx
Location: #coloRADo

I've been lurking this thread since [user not found] sent it to me way back on page ~40. I think not knowing any of the prior forum history has made this even better to watch.

There is a lot of very sound advice in here and the current decision is definitely not the choice I'd make. $7k to not have to move or think about the car again? That sounds like a coupon to freedom to me. Take the trade-in and keep it or drive it for a few months and trade it on something different.
Top
User avatar
fledonfoot
First Sirloin
First Sirloin
Posts: 4244
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:33 pm
Drives: Taco Truk | Power Wheels Heep

Bandit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:26 pm

There is a lot of very sound advice in here and the current decision is definitely not the choice I'd make. $7k to not have to move or think about the car again? That sounds like a coupon to freedom to me. Take the trade-in and keep it or drive it for a few months and trade it on something different.
You are quite obviously mistaken.
Top
User avatar
Johnny_P
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Posts: 40562
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
Drives: Blue short bus
Location: Philly

Bandit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:26 pm I've been lurking this thread since [user not found] sent it to me way back on page ~40. I think not knowing any of the prior forum history has made this even better to watch.

There is a lot of very sound advice in here and the current decision is definitely not the choice I'd make. $7k to not have to move or think about the car again? That sounds like a coupon to freedom to me. Take the trade-in and keep it or drive it for a few months and trade it on something different.
:wrong:
Top
User avatar
Johnny_P
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Posts: 40562
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
Drives: Blue short bus
Location: Philly

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:20 pm We keep going on this, and I'm gonna have to close it out and start Episode 2 at 10k posts.
3k posts in 4 weeks and no progress has been made. :impressive:
Give it another week to make a decision
2 weeks to repair
That's another 3k posts
Then 4k posts of :lolol: when it still isn't fixed because the internals are shot
Top
User avatar
4zilch
First Sirloin
First Sirloin
Posts: 6241
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:42 am
Drives: Ford Party ST
Location: God’s Country

At this point I’m kinda hoping the engine :nuke: s after they put it back together..
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
Top
User avatar
razr390
Command Chief Master Sirloin
Command Chief Master Sirloin
Posts: 19644
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:08 am
Drives: MK7.5 on 87

4zilch wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:12 pm At this point I’m kinda hoping the engine :nuke: s after they put it back together..
:popcorn:
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
Top
User avatar
ChrisoftheNorth
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 47112
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:10 am
Drives: 4R

Hang on. He's getting it fixed?

:wtf: :butwhy: :thisisfine:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
Top
User avatar
ChrisoftheNorth
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 47112
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:10 am
Drives: 4R

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:36 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:33 pm Hang on. He's getting it fixed?

:wtf: :butwhy: :thisisfine:
So he can drive his girlfriend's Mazda for a while.
Oh wow. This is going to end really poorly. $7k car will turn into a $4k car when the engine :nuke: which will likely happen, lesbereal
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
Top
User avatar
Johnny_P
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Posts: 40562
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
Drives: Blue short bus
Location: Philly

Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:33 pm Hang on. He's getting it fixed?

:wtf: :butwhy: :thisisfine:
Yes by JD at that :thisisfine:
Top
User avatar
NEEK
Senior Master Sirloin
Senior Master Sirloin
Posts: 10884
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:42 pm
Drives: DIESEL BRODOZER, R53 JCW
Location: Brosville, CA

JD with :crang: ....

Image
*reserved for no content*
Top
User avatar
wap
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Posts: 45306
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:52 pm
Drives: Blue Meanie
Location: Pepperland

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:36 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:33 pm Hang on. He's getting it fixed?

:wtf: :butwhy: :thisisfine:
So he can drive his girlfriend's Mazda for a while.
AND (get this), he said he was going to give it to him mom so she could drive it for a while while he car shops! :lolol:

Can't make this shit up...
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
Top
User avatar
wap
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Posts: 45306
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:52 pm
Drives: Blue Meanie
Location: Pepperland

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:00 pm
[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:43 pm

Fixed.
:dat: and it's not like they will take it in on trade then.
Oh no way.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
Top
User avatar
KYGTIGuy
First Sirloin
First Sirloin
Posts: 5536
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:21 pm
Drives: Mazda6

Maybe a little everseray ologypsychay may work here....
Top
User avatar
SAWCE
Command Chief Master Sirloin
Command Chief Master Sirloin
Posts: 22025
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:26 pm
Drives: Ebombtra
Location: The mountains

KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:02 pm Maybe a little everseray ologypsychay may work here....
:bravo: POTY
Last edited by SAWCE on Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Top
User avatar
KYGTIGuy
First Sirloin
First Sirloin
Posts: 5536
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:21 pm
Drives: Mazda6

I for one, think Crangs idea is solid gold. A Swiss fucking watch of an idea if I understand it correctly.
Top
User avatar
NEEK
Senior Master Sirloin
Senior Master Sirloin
Posts: 10884
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:42 pm
Drives: DIESEL BRODOZER, R53 JCW
Location: Brosville, CA

KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:06 pm I for one, think Crangs idea is solid gold. A Swiss fucking watch of an idea if I understand it correctly.
I agree. I mean, if he cant get the bi-xenons he absolutely fucking NEEDS (you are a moran if you think he does not) then his idea is 100% the way to go.
*reserved for no content*
Top
User avatar
razr390
Command Chief Master Sirloin
Command Chief Master Sirloin
Posts: 19644
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:08 am
Drives: MK7.5 on 87

People that drive cars with no bi-xenon are just as big of morans as people who own :truk:
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
Top
User avatar
Johnny_P
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Posts: 40562
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:52 am
Drives: Blue short bus
Location: Philly

wap wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:58 pm
[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:36 pm

So he can drive his girlfriend's Mazda for a while.
AND (get this), he said he was going to give it to him mom so she could drive it for a while while he car shops! :lolol:

Can't make this shit up...
Mom deserves APR v2.4. :plaid:
Top
User avatar
NEEK
Senior Master Sirloin
Senior Master Sirloin
Posts: 10884
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:42 pm
Drives: DIESEL BRODOZER, R53 JCW
Location: Brosville, CA

razr390 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:16 pm People that drive cars with no bi-xenon are just as big of morans as people who own :truk:
What if your :truk: does not have bi-xenons???

Probably cancels out then.
*reserved for no content*
Top
User avatar
wap
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
Posts: 45306
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:52 pm
Drives: Blue Meanie
Location: Pepperland

Johnny_P wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:17 pm
wap wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:58 pm

AND (get this), he said he was going to give it to him mom so she could drive it for a while while he car shops! :lolol:

Can't make this shit up...
Mom deserves APR v2.4. :plaid:
For sure. And bi-xenons.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Car Talk”