Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

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There's a slight possibility that car is actually his loaner :lolol:
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:31 am Due respect, :crang: once the lease is up in my GTI these are the options I am considering, some would be considered “downgrades” in the eyes of GTI if you compared year-to-year:

1. 2018 VW GLI
2. 2018 VW Golf SE
3. 2018 Honda Civic Sport Hatchback
4. 2018 Hyundai Elantra Sport
5. 2018 Jetta S

I won’t have the creature comforts I do now but I don’t need most of them. Neither do you. You need:
1. A mode of transportation
2. Reliable
3. Fuel efficient
4. City friendly
5. Affordable

You don’t NEED bi-xenons
I bought a GTI when I was 43 yoa without Bi-Xenons. Every car I had before that did not have Bi-Xenons. Basically I have lived in slavery for my entire life. Crang, don't listen to these guys, if you have to get a car with Bi-Xenon lighting, you might as well kill yourself.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:39 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:37 am

holy shit thats a :dill:

i mean thats even better numbers than I was working with. :impressive:
No goddamn HIDs, :fax: :gtfo:
Well, I'd rather have a one piece camshaft vs HID's but what the fuck do I know?
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loaded Hyundai?Bi-xenons? :impressive:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:00 am you are going to give me a fucking aneurysm
And then the troll will be finished.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:40 am There's a slight possibility that car is actually his loaner :lolol:
:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :wasteful: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:

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:crang: is actually a genius.
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fledonfoot wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:43 am
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:39 am

No goddamn HIDs, :fax: :gtfo:
Well, I'd rather have a one piece camshaft vs HID's but what the fuck do I know?
Bruh you know this isn't true. Car drove fine with the broken camshaft so who cares. I mean he drove it onto the flat bed FFS. Nobody can see a camshaft therefore it doesn't matter nearly as much as HIDz.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:56 am :crang: is actually a genius.
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:22 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:19 am

WRITE A FULL FUCKING THOUGHT.

WITH ALL THE ADVICE YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?
I am going to repair the exhaust cam, get car back, and drive girlfriend's Mazda until I find a car that I can afford and like.
:fshitup: :rage: :fshitup:
:rage: :facepalm: :rage:
:fshitup: :rage: :fshitup:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:54 am
nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:22 am
I am going to repair the exhaust cam, get car back, and drive girlfriend's Mazda until I find a car that I can afford and like.
:rage:

you are exposing yourself to all the risk with NONE of the benefits with that move. This is the 2nd stupidest thing to do behind doing this and letting your mother drive it.
:dat:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:58 am:deadhorse:
Can we somehow replace that horse with :crang: so we get to beat him repeatedly?
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:08 am Chances that his mom is actually the one making this decision and not him?

I am saying 100%
Definitely high percentage.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:40 am There's a slight possibility that car is actually his loaner :lolol:
:bruh:

:mindblown:

you're likely correct. Then he'd have a $3k rental bill for a $10k car.

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dtraill27 wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:24 am Crang is 100% the guy Louie is making fun of
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Surprisingly accurate.
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Craig:

I DD a 15 year old truck with HALOGEN BULBS. I've been featured on the cover of Poverty Illustrated 4 times. I receive a federal disability check and didn't even apply for it. There's a new bio on me coming out in the theaters, you may have heard of it.......Desertbreh.....Into Darkness. Don't let this happen to you bro. Fully loaded Golf R. You deserve it.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:27 am Anyone want to start a pool on actual out of pocket cost when :crang: gets his vehicle back from JD's mad scientists working on it?

I bet he's spending $4k there.
I thought :225: already did this?
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:40 am There's a slight possibility that car is actually his loaner :lolol:
:ohdang: :lolol:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:22 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:19 am

WRITE A FULL FUCKING THOUGHT.

WITH ALL THE ADVICE YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?
I am going to repair the exhaust cam, get car back, and drive girlfriend's Mazda until I find a car that I can afford and like.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:25 am Craig:

I DD a 15 year old truck with HALOGEN BULBS. I've been featured on the cover of Poverty Illustrated 4 times. I receive a federal disability check and didn't even apply for it. There's a new bio on me coming out in the theaters, you may have heard of it.......Desertbreh.....Into Darkness. Don't let this happen to you bro. Fully loaded Golf R. You deserve it.
He no doubt believes this.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:25 am
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:27 am Anyone want to start a pool on actual out of pocket cost when :crang: gets his vehicle back from JD's mad scientists working on it?

I bet he's spending $4k there.
I thought :225: already did this?
Oh dang you're right! :derp:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:38 am
wap wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:25 am

I thought :225: already did this?
Oh dang you're right! :derp:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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