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nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:22 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:19 am

WRITE A FULL FUCKING THOUGHT.

WITH ALL THE ADVICE YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?
I am going to repair the exhaust cam, get car back, and drive girlfriend's Mazda until I find a car that I can afford and like.
:rage:

you are exposing yourself to all the risk with NONE of the benefits with that move. This is the 2nd stupidest thing to do behind doing this and letting your mother drive it.
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:51 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:41 am A dark part of me things Crang is playing the game of his grandmother passing/inheritance so he can get his bixenons. None of this makes sense without a piece of the puzzle we aren't being told.
They aren't offering me cash and I really don't know that I want another VW! I don't see the harm in doing this!
jusus fuck dude,

JD has a HUGE AUTOMOTIVE GROUP. THe TRADE IN VALUE IS NOT JUST ON A NEW VW, ITS ANYTHING USED OR NEW ON ANY OF THEIR LOTS
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you are going to give me a fucking aneryurism
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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you are going to give me a fucking aneurysm
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:08 am Chances that his mom is actually the one making this decision and not him?

I am saying 100%
I think its the GF. She seeing that ring/wedding money fly out the window and wants it to stop
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Image to the worst decision maker i have ever met! Congrats :crang:
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brad :fax: 100% of the time is :aintcare: or so he says

but his goat has been gotten in here.

He chooses the :wrong: :bs: to give any fucks about.

youre :aintcare: card has been revoked :fax:

youre done here. :gtfo:
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:22 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:19 am

WRITE A FULL FUCKING THOUGHT.

WITH ALL THE ADVICE YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?
I am going to repair the exhaust cam, get car back, and drive girlfriend's Mazda until I find a car that I can afford and like.
lol
You're gonna let those hosers at JD work on your car?

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Anyone want to start a pool on actual out of pocket cost when :crang: gets his vehicle back from JD's mad scientists working on it?

I bet he's spending $4k there.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:27 am Anyone want to start a pool on actual out of pocket cost when :crang: gets his vehicle back from JD's mad scientists working on it?

I bet he's spending $4k there.
at least, no bet
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dubshow wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:26 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:10 am Image
brad :fax: 100% of the time is :aintcare: or so he says

but his goat has been gotten in here.

He chooses the :wrong: :bs: to give any fucks about.

youre :aintcare: card has been revoked :fax:

youre done here. :gtfo:
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dtraill27 wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:24 am Crang is 100% the guy Louie is making fun of
love this bit
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:51 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:41 am A dark part of me things Crang is playing the game of his grandmother passing/inheritance so he can get his bixenons. None of this makes sense without a piece of the puzzle we aren't being told.
They aren't offering me cash and I really don't know that I want another VW! I don't see the harm in doing this!

My grandmother has no money.
Not sure if serious.

If you're going to fix the car and keep it, tow it to an indy shop, buy a used engine from www.car-part.com with a warranty (or call LKQ) and have them install it and flash it back to stock.

Do not have JD do the full repair. You'll spend 80% of what the car is worth to do it on a 7 year old tuned VW.

If you insist on doing business with JD...

https://www.jackdanielsvw.com/used/Volk ... a31574.htm

Buy that. It'll cost you $3k out of pocket. It's got 30,000 miles of powertrain warranty left, 6k of full warranty and you'll spend less money up front on that than you will to fix the GTI, and you'll still have no car payment.
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fledonfoot wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:32 am
nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:51 am
They aren't offering me cash and I really don't know that I want another VW! I don't see the harm in doing this!

My grandmother has no money.
Not sure if serious.

If you're going to fix the car and keep it, tow it to an indy shop, buy a used engine from www.car-part.com with a warranty (or call LKQ) and have them install it and flash it back to stock.

Do not have JD do the full repair. You'll spend 80% of what the car is worth to do it on a 7 year old tuned VW.

If you insist on doing business with JD...

https://www.jackdanielsvw.com/used/Volk ... a31574.htm

Buy that. It'll cost you $3k out of pocket. It's got 30,000 miles of powertrain warranty left, 6k of full warranty and you'll spend less money up front on that than you will to fix the GTI, and you'll still have no car payment.
That doesn't have HIDs :gtfo:
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fledonfoot wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:32 am
nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:51 am
They aren't offering me cash and I really don't know that I want another VW! I don't see the harm in doing this!

My grandmother has no money.
Not sure if serious.

If you're going to fix the car and keep it, tow it to an indy shop, buy a used engine from www.car-part.com with a warranty (or call LKQ) and have them install it and flash it back to stock.

Do not have JD do the full repair. You'll spend 80% of what the car is worth to do it on a 7 year old tuned VW.

If you insist on doing business with JD...

https://www.jackdanielsvw.com/used/Volk ... a31574.htm

Buy that. It'll cost you $3k out of pocket. It's got 30,000 miles of powertrain warranty left, 6k of full warranty and you'll spend less money up front on that than you will to fix the GTI, and you'll still have no car payment.
holy shit thats a :dill:

i mean thats even better numbers than I was working with. :impressive:
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Johnny_P wrote:
fledonfoot wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:32 am Not sure if serious.

If you're going to fix the car and keep it, tow it to an indy shop, buy a used engine from www.car-part.com with a warranty (or call LKQ) and have them install it and flash it back to stock.

Do not have JD do the full repair. You'll spend 80% of what the car is worth to do it on a 7 year old tuned VW.

If you insist on doing business with JD...

https://www.jackdanielsvw.com/used/Volk ... a31574.htm

Buy that. It'll cost you $3k out of pocket. It's got 30,000 miles of powertrain warranty left, 6k of full warranty and you'll spend less money up front on that than you will to fix the GTI, and you'll still have no car payment.
That doesn't have HIDs :gtfo:
:dat:

Some really shitty advice from fled. AGAIN.

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fledonfoot wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:32 am
nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:51 am
They aren't offering me cash and I really don't know that I want another VW! I don't see the harm in doing this!

My grandmother has no money.
Not sure if serious.

If you're going to fix the car and keep it, tow it to an indy shop, buy a used engine from www.car-part.com with a warranty (or call LKQ) and have them install it and flash it back to stock.

Do not have JD do the full repair. You'll spend 80% of what the car is worth to do it on a 7 year old tuned VW.

If you insist on doing business with JD...

https://www.jackdanielsvw.com/used/Volk ... a31574.htm

Buy that. It'll cost you $3k out of pocket. It's got 30,000 miles of powertrain warranty left, 6k of full warranty and you'll spend less money up front on that than you will to fix the GTI, and you'll still have no car payment.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:37 am
fledonfoot wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:32 am

Not sure if serious.

If you're going to fix the car and keep it, tow it to an indy shop, buy a used engine from www.car-part.com with a warranty (or call LKQ) and have them install it and flash it back to stock.

Do not have JD do the full repair. You'll spend 80% of what the car is worth to do it on a 7 year old tuned VW.

If you insist on doing business with JD...

https://www.jackdanielsvw.com/used/Volk ... a31574.htm

Buy that. It'll cost you $3k out of pocket. It's got 30,000 miles of powertrain warranty left, 6k of full warranty and you'll spend less money up front on that than you will to fix the GTI, and you'll still have no car payment.
holy shit thats a :dill:

i mean thats even better numbers than I was working with. :impressive:
No goddamn HIDs, :fax: :gtfo:
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Gberg2119 wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:37 am
Johnny_P wrote:
That doesn't have HIDs :gtfo:
:dat:

Some really shitty advice from fled. AGAIN.

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