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Jaxper wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:11 pm Now is a terrible time for the "I hate my job and want to do something new" bug to come fluttering back with the mortgage and whatnot. I would love to look for a new gig, even if it's something similar to what I'm doing now, but in a new environment, just to get some change. But I don't feel as though I'm qualified for even a lateral move, comp wise, due to the nature of this rotational program and lack of specificity. Womp womp.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:33 pm
Jaxper wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:11 pm Now is a terrible time for the "I hate my job and want to do something new" bug to come fluttering back with the mortgage and whatnot. I would love to look for a new gig, even if it's something similar to what I'm doing now, but in a new environment, just to get some change. But I don't feel as though I'm qualified for even a lateral move, comp wise, due to the nature of this rotational program and lack of specificity. Womp womp.
annnnnnnnnnnnndddddd this is why homeowershit sucks
Eh, I love the house. I just can't stand my job right now. I'd love to do something everyday that I was passionate about.
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Jaxper wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:40 pm
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annnnnnnnnnnnndddddd this is why homeowershit sucks
Eh, I love the house. I just can't stand my job right now. I'd love to do something everyday that I was passionate about.
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Speaking of new jobs.. buddy who is still at Northrop referred me to one of their open reqs, and the recruiter already called me and liked what I had to say. They're gonna schedule an in-person interview for me with the hiring manager soon. :notbad: We already discussed salary, and it will be a significant jump. Buddy submitted me for a level 2 and a level 3. Hiring manager will determine which one (if they want to hire me at all) I'm a better fit for based on my interview. If I get the level 2, it'll be about 10% more than I'm at now. If I get the level 3 it'll be a bit over 20% more than my current salary.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:46 pm Speaking of new jobs.. buddy who is still at Northrop referred me to one of their open reqs, and the recruiter already called me and liked what I had to say. They're gonna schedule an in-person interview for me with the hiring manager soon. :notbad: We already discussed salary, and it will be a significant jump. Buddy submitted me for a level 2 and a level 3. Hiring manager will determine which one (if they want to hire me at all) I'm a better fit for based on my interview. If I get the level 2, it'll be about 10% more than I'm at now. If I get the level 3 it'll be a bit over 20% more than my current salary.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:38 pm
Jaxper wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:11 pm Now is a terrible time for the "I hate my job and want to do something new" bug to come fluttering back with the mortgage and whatnot. I would love to look for a new gig, even if it's something similar to what I'm doing now, but in a new environment, just to get some change. But I don't feel as though I'm qualified for even a lateral move, comp wise, due to the nature of this rotational program and lack of specificity. Womp womp.
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I found the research I was looking for for you. You want to take Ashwagandha to increase test levels naturally. 300mg twice a day of KSM-66 ashwagandha.

A lot of products have D-aspartic acid and tribulus in them, but those only have clinical evidence showing increases in test levels in hypogonadic men. The Ashwagandha is the only thing to my knowledge that has been shown to increase test levels in both normal and hypogonadic men.
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wap wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:48 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:46 pm Speaking of new jobs.. buddy who is still at Northrop referred me to one of their open reqs, and the recruiter already called me and liked what I had to say. They're gonna schedule an in-person interview for me with the hiring manager soon. :notbad: We already discussed salary, and it will be a significant jump. Buddy submitted me for a level 2 and a level 3. Hiring manager will determine which one (if they want to hire me at all) I'm a better fit for based on my interview. If I get the level 2, it'll be about 10% more than I'm at now. If I get the level 3 it'll be a bit over 20% more than my current salary.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:46 pm Speaking of new jobs.. buddy who is still at Northrop referred me to one of their open reqs, and the recruiter already called me and liked what I had to say. They're gonna schedule an in-person interview for me with the hiring manager soon. :notbad: We already discussed salary, and it will be a significant jump. Buddy submitted me for a level 2 and a level 3. Hiring manager will determine which one (if they want to hire me at all) I'm a better fit for based on my interview. If I get the level 2, it'll be about 10% more than I'm at now. If I get the level 3 it'll be a bit over 20% more than my current salary.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:41 pm
Jaxper wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:40 pm

Eh, I love the house. I just can't stand my job right now. I'd love to do something everyday that I was passionate about.
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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation"
I found the research I was looking for for you. You want to take Ashwagandha to increase test levels naturally. 300mg twice a day of KSM-66 ashwagandha.

A lot of products have D-aspartic acid and tribulus in them, but those only have clinical evidence showing increases in test levels in hypogonadic men. The Ashwagandha is the only thing to my knowledge that has been shown to increase test levels in both normal and hypogonadic men.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:46 pm Speaking of new jobs.. buddy who is still at Northrop referred me to one of their open reqs, and the recruiter already called me and liked what I had to say. They're gonna schedule an in-person interview for me with the hiring manager soon. :notbad: We already discussed salary, and it will be a significant jump. Buddy submitted me for a level 2 and a level 3. Hiring manager will determine which one (if they want to hire me at all) I'm a better fit for based on my interview. If I get the level 2, it'll be about 10% more than I'm at now. If I get the level 3 it'll be a bit over 20% more than my current salary.
:fuckyeah: :sawce: That's awesome news!
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:46 pm Speaking of new jobs.. buddy who is still at Northrop referred me to one of their open reqs, and the recruiter already called me and liked what I had to say. They're gonna schedule an in-person interview for me with the hiring manager soon. :notbad: We already discussed salary, and it will be a significant jump. Buddy submitted me for a level 2 and a level 3. Hiring manager will determine which one (if they want to hire me at all) I'm a better fit for based on my interview. If I get the level 2, it'll be about 10% more than I'm at now. If I get the level 3 it'll be a bit over 20% more than my current salary.
:fuckyeah: and IIRC you contracted for NG so you should be a better fit than most
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:59 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:50 pm

I found the research I was looking for for you. You want to take Ashwagandha to increase test levels naturally. 300mg twice a day of KSM-66 ashwagandha.

A lot of products have D-aspartic acid and tribulus in them, but those only have clinical evidence showing increases in test levels in hypogonadic men. The Ashwagandha is the only thing to my knowledge that has been shown to increase test levels in both normal and hypogonadic men.
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ARE YOU TRYING TO GROW ASECOND PENIS?
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Jaxper wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:40 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:33 pm

annnnnnnnnnnnndddddd this is why homeowershit sucks
Eh, I love the house. I just can't stand my job right now. I'd love to do something everyday that I was passionate about.
so try renting it? Its a crap shoot for sure.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:59 pm

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I had a dream once where I had 2 dicks and I was wacking both of them.

Like 3 day later I had the thought that that was gay and panicked..

But it was my own dick!!!!
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:55 pm
dubshow wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:53 pm

ARE YOU TRYING TO GROW ASECOND PENIS?
I had a dream once where I had 2 dicks and I was wacking both of them.

Like 3 day later I had the thought that that was gay and panicked..

But it was my own dick!!!!
I had a dream about drifting a massive sail boat down an actual paved street. no lie.

dreams are weird.
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dubshow wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:58 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:55 pm

I had a dream once where I had 2 dicks and I was wacking both of them.

Like 3 day later I had the thought that that was gay and panicked..

But it was my own dick!!!!
I had a dream about drifting a massive sail boat down an actual paved street. no lie.

dreams are weird.
I mean....if it was real windy that wouldn't be weird at all
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:57 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:46 pm Speaking of new jobs.. buddy who is still at Northrop referred me to one of their open reqs, and the recruiter already called me and liked what I had to say. They're gonna schedule an in-person interview for me with the hiring manager soon. :notbad: We already discussed salary, and it will be a significant jump. Buddy submitted me for a level 2 and a level 3. Hiring manager will determine which one (if they want to hire me at all) I'm a better fit for based on my interview. If I get the level 2, it'll be about 10% more than I'm at now. If I get the level 3 it'll be a bit over 20% more than my current salary.
That's fucking awesome dood.
Thanks man. Commute would be slightly further, but on a different freeway that usually isn't as backed up as the one I take now. Plus 9/80 schedule and ability to work from home occasionally, so the stress of traffic every day should be lessened.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:59 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:50 pm

I found the research I was looking for for you. You want to take Ashwagandha to increase test levels naturally. 300mg twice a day of KSM-66 ashwagandha.

A lot of products have D-aspartic acid and tribulus in them, but those only have clinical evidence showing increases in test levels in hypogonadic men. The Ashwagandha is the only thing to my knowledge that has been shown to increase test levels in both normal and hypogonadic men.
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Nice man. Interested in hearing your thoughts after a month or so.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:46 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:46 pm Speaking of new jobs.. buddy who is still at Northrop referred me to one of their open reqs, and the recruiter already called me and liked what I had to say. They're gonna schedule an in-person interview for me with the hiring manager soon. :notbad: We already discussed salary, and it will be a significant jump. Buddy submitted me for a level 2 and a level 3. Hiring manager will determine which one (if they want to hire me at all) I'm a better fit for based on my interview. If I get the level 2, it'll be about 10% more than I'm at now. If I get the level 3 it'll be a bit over 20% more than my current salary.
:fuckyeah: and IIRC you contracted for NG so you should be a better fit than most
I was an employee of theirs for two years. Explained what happened with me getting let go, and the recruiter didn't think it was a big deal at all. This is for a different sector of the company than I worked for then.. actually, that sector has been completely dissolved since then since things were so fucked up there. So I don't think it'll be counted against me.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:20 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:46 pm

:fuckyeah: and IIRC you contracted for NG so you should be a better fit than most
I was an employee of theirs for two years. Explained what happened with me getting let go, and the recruiter didn't think it was a big deal at all. This is for a different sector of the company than I worked for then.. actually, that sector has been completely dissolved since then since things were so fucked up there. So I don't think it'll be counted against me.
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dubshow wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:58 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:55 pm

I had a dream once where I had 2 dicks and I was wacking both of them.

Like 3 day later I had the thought that that was gay and panicked..

But it was my own dick!!!!
I had a dream about drifting a massive sail boat down an actual paved street. no lie.

dreams are weird.
We have a dreams thread for this stuff.
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