Any slower and they'd only have reverse

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Minus the wife's CRV of course, because who wants an accord with a big body kit anyways?

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Driveway full of :jizz:

Are you related to [user not found]? :notsure:
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[user not found] wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:38 pm
Apex wrote:Driveway full of :jizz:

Are you related to [user not found]? :notsure:
My driveway is not full of :jizz: anymore. :notsure:
Oh right, one of them caught CRAIDs and turned yellow.
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Nice wasteful :truk:

Miatas are multiplying. Pretty soon I'll be surrounded by rainbows.

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Apex wrote:Driveway full of :jizz:

Are you related to [user not found]? :notsure:
I got a new pressure washer today to combat the lovemaking. I feel like I'm a poor struggling actress in some sort of sick arborist porno.


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[user not found] wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:53 pm
Detroit wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:51 pm Nice wasteful :truk:

Miatas are multiplying. Pretty soon we're gonna need to replace the :poorvette: in the DFD logo with another Meata.

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Slowbro9001 wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:05 pm
Apex wrote:Driveway full of :jizz:

Are you related to [user not found]? :notsure:
I got a new pressure washer today to combat the lovemaking. I feel like I'm a poor struggling actress in some sort of sick arborist porno.


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:notbad:

I also have owned an ‘87 325is, dolphin grey on cardinal red. Instead of a 944 I had an amazon green 968. :dock:
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Slowbro9001 wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:05 pm I got a new pressure washer today to combat the lovemaking. I feel like I'm a poor struggling actress in some sort of sick arborist porno.


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I also have owned an ‘87 325is, dolphin grey on cardinal red. Instead of a 944 I had an amazon green 968. :dock:
The 944 was fun. I drove the tits off it for 6 months and then traded it before I had to drop the engine and transaxle to change the oil. 7/7 would do again.

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Slowbro9001 wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:22 pm The 944 was fun. I drove the tits off it for 6 months and then traded it before I had to drop the engine and transaxle to change the oil. 7/7 would do again.

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Drop the engine to do... what?

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Love 944's doe.
The oil is an exaggeration, but having to change the timing belt every 30k is definitely a turn off. Plus all of the plastic and rubber was disintegrating at an alarming rate. Overheating was an issue as well.

Traded it for the Corvero. Straight piped, cammed LS2 / T56 with NO2. Got rid of it for the Miata as I was in danger of simultaneously getting arrested, losing three teeth, and sprouting a mullet any day.

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Slowbro9001 wrote:
[user not found] wrote: Drop the engine to do... what?

:notsure:

Love 944's doe.
The oil is an exaggeration, but having to change the timing belt every 30k is definitely a turn off. Plus all of the plastic and rubber was disintegrating at an alarming rate. Overheating was an issue as well.

Traded it for the Corvero. Straight piped, cammed LS2 / T56 with NO2. Got rid of it for the Miata as I was in danger of simultaneously getting arrested, losing three teeth, and sprouting a mullet any day.

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Plus the ever present danger of people slapping the passenger side rear quarter panel and setting off the alarm.

Not that that ever happened with :[user not found]:

But it could have.


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Calvinball wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:10 pm
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The oil is an exaggeration, but having to change the timing belt every 30k is definitely a turn off. Plus all of the plastic and rubber was disintegrating at an alarming rate. Overheating was an issue as well.

Traded it for the Corvero. Straight piped, cammed LS2 / T56 with NO2. Got rid of it for the Miata as I was in danger of simultaneously getting arrested, losing three teeth, and sprouting a mullet any day.

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Plus the ever present danger of people slapping the passenger side rear quarter panel and setting off the alarm.

Not that that ever happened with :[user not found]:

But it could have.


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that meita has some meat for an NB
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Slowbro9001 wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:29 pm Image

Minus the wife's CRV of course, because who wants an accord with a big body kit anyways?

Previous:

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1999 Honda Accord
2010 BMW 135i
1983 Porsche 944
2000 Camaro Z28 w/ 2006 LS2/T56 "Corvero"


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:jizz: white Ass Rammer and :jizz: white Meata.
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How dirty do your cars get in the driveway in the mean streets of Old Stonehaven?
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D Griff wrote:How dirty do your cars get in the driveway in the mean streets of Old Stonehaven?
I could have saved time if I had just gotten them in yellow. Farking tree jizz all up in my shit


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If you build a garage on the property, I will buy you a beer.

I'll also come over and we can have :gay: car parties.
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D Griff wrote:How dirty do your cars get in the driveway in the mean streets of Old Stonehaven?
I could have saved time if I had just gotten them in yellow. Farking tree jizz all up in my shit


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Lol at Ass Rammer! Also, i love nature but if a tree pollutes my car daily it goes down like a Portuguese soccer player in the penalty area.
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Nice meatata :megusta:
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:32 am
D Griff wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:56 am If you build a garage on the property, I will park my :poorvette: in your :knot:

I'll also come over and we can have :gay: car parties.
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I've actually never seen pics of the E30... got any?
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D Griff wrote:I've actually never seen pics of the E30... got any?
I sold it in 2010? Maybe? That's like two phones ago but I might be able to dig some up from my old laptop... if I forget remind me in another couple months.

It looked exactly like this one, same general condition too:

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Another gayata bro!! :gay:
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