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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:25 pm fuck a duck i having a wave of tired hitting like a ton of brix
Dude I follow on IG walked out of his apartment the other day and there were two ducks fucking on the sidewalk. He filmed it. Dude duck was straight going to poundtown biting the feathers on the back of girl duck's neck.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:25 pm fuck a duck i having a wave of tired hitting like a ton of brix
No sugar no grains breh
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KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:35 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:25 pm fuck a duck i having a wave of tired hitting like a ton of brix
No sugar no grains breh
wayyyyyyyyy ahead of you there.
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SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:33 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:25 pm fuck a duck i having a wave of tired hitting like a ton of brix
Dude I follow on IG walked out of his apartment the other day and there were two ducks fucking on the sidewalk. He filmed it. Dude duck was straight going to poundtown biting the feathers on the back of girl duck's neck.
apparently fucking a duck is hard, even for other ducks.
brain go brrrrrr
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SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:30 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:45 pm

not bad looking dude but hard pass
What if I wear a dress?
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:33 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:25 pm fuck a duck i having a wave of tired hitting like a ton of brix
Dude I follow on IG walked out of his apartment the other day and there were two ducks fucking on the sidewalk. He filmed it. Dude duck was straight going to poundtown biting the feathers on the back of girl duck's neck.
Dat duck :dock: :doe:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:39 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:35 pm

No sugar no grains breh
wayyyyyyyyy ahead of you there.
Lay off the blow then
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Speaking of ducks, anyone use duck duck go?
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one of those fat people
brain go brrrrrr
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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nuggstein wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:52 pm
Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:34 am
Ah fun stuff. I've done that, shoveled an entire alleyway before. Woke up at like 4 AM and got to work about 30 mins late. :iono: but I also went out at like 10 PM the night before and pre-shoveled a bit so it wasn't that bad. I was always confused when people would call out saying they couldn't make it in due to snow, because there I was with my lowered Ford Focus, or my tiny GTI, and made it in just fine.

IMO a lot of it is just being young and stupid. Like the guy that works for me who has the Genesis coupe and can't drive it in the snow. Motherfucker you chose to live in an area that gets snow, if your car is undriveable in the white stuff you should probably fix that by either getting snow tires or a different car. You make enough to rectify the situation so :doit:
I mean, I somewhat agree with you, but I disagree with the car thing. Why should someone buy a different car just to get to work? Might as well throw "enjoying life" out the window.
Showing up to work is how you get paid. If your car can't get you to work then it's useless. If he can't get to work he's useless to me. He should do something about it.

This guy is such a :millennial: too. He hitched a ride with a coworker. And forgot his badge. Thankfully security gave him a visitor badge.
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one of those fat people
She thinks she's being cute but she is really just showing everyone what she is going to look like after she had 2 kids
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Y'all would still take her to pound town.

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NEEK wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:47 pm Y'all would still take her to pound town.

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NEEK wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:47 pm Y'all would still take her to pound town.

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new thread who dis
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KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:26 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:08 pm Image

one of those fat people
She thinks she's being cute but she is really just showing everyone what she is going to look like after she had 2 kids
Someone's bitter that the wifey never lost the baby-weight






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NEEK wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:47 pm Y'all would still take her to pound town.

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Storm seems to be petering.


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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:52 pm
NEEK wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:47 pm Y'all would still take her to pound town.

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new thread who dis
:dat: :iono:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:57 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:26 pm

She thinks she's being cute but she is really just showing everyone what she is going to look like after she had 2 kids
Someone's bitter that the wifey never lost the baby-weight



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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:05 pm Storm seems to be petering.


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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:57 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:26 pm

She thinks she's being cute but she is really just showing everyone what she is going to look like after she had 2 kids
Someone's bitter that the wifey never lost the baby-weight






:trollface:
:lolol:

Also:
Mine is under pre baby already. its most :impressive:

pro tip, key is to not let them get fat in the first place.
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SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:57 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:26 pm

She thinks she's being cute but she is really just showing everyone what she is going to look like after she had 2 kids
Someone's bitter that the wifey never lost the baby-weight






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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:15 pm
SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:57 pm

Someone's bitter that the wifey never lost the baby-weight






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:lolol:

Also:
Mine is under pre baby already. its most :impressive:

pro tip, key is to not let them get fat in the first place.
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wap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:07 pm
Calvinball wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:05 pm Storm seems to be petering.


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What's the total looking like?
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