It was Fax’s wife’s idea. So if so, I might be down. ‘Celt the rapey part.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
Saweet! Bring him along!
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
So apparently I never posted about the bride that threw up in the middle of our initial consult meeting? I thought I had and had an update on it this morning, so...
A couple weeks ago I met with a girl to potentially book her. She was a total mess and had to excuse herself in the middle of the meeting to go vomit. Definitely a first for me and I have had some seriously anxious brides. We had a quick convo over "are you sure you really want to get married?..." and she responded that when she is with her fiancé, she is totally fine, it's just when she started to discuss details, she loses it. This is her second marriage, she got married to a marine back when she was like 17 that ended last year I think? I've actually known this girl since elementary school and she's never been super nuts.
Any way, ended up booking her. Probably against my better judgement but whatevs. This was in my inbox this morning:
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A couple weeks ago I met with a girl to potentially book her. She was a total mess and had to excuse herself in the middle of the meeting to go vomit. Definitely a first for me and I have had some seriously anxious brides. We had a quick convo over "are you sure you really want to get married?..." and she responded that when she is with her fiancé, she is totally fine, it's just when she started to discuss details, she loses it. This is her second marriage, she got married to a marine back when she was like 17 that ended last year I think? I've actually known this girl since elementary school and she's never been super nuts.
Any way, ended up booking her. Probably against my better judgement but whatevs. This was in my inbox this morning:
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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giant waving red flagThis is her second marriage, she got married to a marine back when she was like 17 that ended last year
Oh, there are certainly concerns to be had and I will probably eat my words but I don’t think her crazy will be my issue.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:28 am So apparently I never posted about the bride that threw up in the middle of our initial consult meeting? I thought I had and had an update on it this morning, so...
A couple weeks ago I met with a girl to potentially book her. She was a total mess and had to excuse herself in the middle of the meeting to go vomit. Definitely a first for me and I have had some seriously anxious brides. We had a quick convo over "are you sure you really want to get married?..." and she responded that when she is with her fiancé, she is totally fine, it's just when she started to discuss details, she loses it. This is her second marriage, she got married to a marine back when she was like 17 that ended last year I think? I've actually known this girl since elementary school and she's never been super nuts.
Any way, ended up booking her. Probably against my better judgement but whatevs. This was in my inbox this morning:
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Deets.
That bride actually got a killer dress over the weekend, might be my favorite one all year. Holding out hope for her sanity.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
Wedding season starts dis weekend, fools.
And we're kicking it off with two Irish Catholic families that are serving all vegan. And a $25,000 floral budget.
And we're kicking it off with two Irish Catholic families that are serving all vegan. And a $25,000 floral budget.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Welcome to wedding world, bruh. Where money ain't shit and drunk babysitting costs thousands.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
I’m happy to be back, good sir.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.