
Jeeponomics 101: Eternal tirekicking for the gutless Jeep
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My Jeep had zipper windows. Epic pain in the ass.
roll-down windows would be fine, IMO. I never roll down my back windows anyway.

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We were driving the other day and Michelle was pulling on the window crank almost bending it away from the doorCorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:18 amI wouldn't mind too much, but with the wife driving her ring would scratch the shit out of the door card. She already scratches it a bit already.

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I open the rear sliding window for that. Is epic.[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:28 amI crack the back windows due to helicopter noises. Can't stand that.
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This is a good point, doe.
95% of the population is just totalSAWCE wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:27 amWe were driving the other day and Michelle was pulling on the window crank almost bending it away from the doorCorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:18 am
I wouldn't mind too much, but with the wife driving her ring would scratch the shit out of the door card. She already scratches it a bit already.I get absentmindedly doing shit, but god damn have some respect for people's belongings. I definitely value "things" more than she does.


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They exist...we had one growing up.[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:36 amIf one can acquire shedless![]()
is true.
The amount of hair that comes off my 50 lbis
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Our dog sheds twice a year, and that's it. Not horrible. We just brush her, and it's fine.
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Also fixed.
The $490[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:36 amIf one can acquire shedless![]()
is true.
The amount of hair that comes off my 50 lbis
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I'm just not a pet person though, I'd rather have the crotchfruit, at least they can offer some type of worldly contribution at some point.
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Dat Trump CardDetroit wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:32 amI open the rear sliding window for that. Is epic.[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:28 am
I crack the back windows due to helicopter noises. Can't stand that.

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The freedom top took all of ... 30 seconds ? Which top like hard top? Or entire soft top? Can’t possibly take more than 4-5 min
Well, I was thinking entire top, the whole soft top takes "an hour" according to The Fast Lane car guy... I watched my old neighbor do it a few times, it certainly took at least 10 minutes. The entire hard top, I've never seen, but you have to lift a huge thing off the car and transport it into your garage and stuff. I love the simplicity of the new JL soft tops.
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Dropping the entire soft top can be done in under 5 mins. I did it all the time on mine.D Griff wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:18 pmWell, I was thinking entire top, the whole soft top takes "an hour" according to The Fast Lane car guy... I watched my old neighbor do it a few times, it certainly took at least 10 minutes. The entire hard top, I've never seen, but you have to lift a huge thing off the car and transport it into your garage and stuff. I love the simplicity of the new JL soft tops.
I don't know why you'd remove it entirely. There's no point.
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You're bitching about $490. Crotchfruit drain you for life, bruh.D Griff wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:53 amThe $490[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:36 am
If one can acquire shedless![]()
is true.
The amount of hair that comes off my 50 lbis
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in question today doesn't shed... Which is nice but means you have to shell out $50 for a haircut every few months. Probably worth while over having to vacuum daily.
I'm just not a pet person though, I'd rather have the crotchfruit, at least they can offer some type of worldly contribution at some point.
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That doesn't make it ok doe. After my "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" comments regarding the necessity of seat heaters I am going to up armor for return fire, but
I would never buy a new fking car without power windows. That''s just full poverty for one. For two, you got bishes cutting up your doors with dimonz and pulling cranks off the doors, for three, you live in the pay area which means your windows would actually go up and down because nice weather.
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True, but I'm certain the crotchfruit also offer more in return as far as overall life satisfaction and things.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:46 pmYou're bitching about $490. Crotchfruit drain you for life, bruh.D Griff wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:53 am
The $490in question today doesn't shed... Which is nice but means you have to shell out $50 for a haircut every few months. Probably worth while over having to vacuum daily.
I'm just not a pet person though, I'd rather have the crotchfruit, at least they can offer some type of worldly contribution at some point.
I'm not at all excited about
but if I have kids ever, it would be pretty cool once they're older and you can do stuff together, whether it's sportsball, mountain biking, working on cars, playing music, anything really. It's cool to see humans enjoy things and pursue talents. Then with adult crotchfruit you can
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I like driving with 4 windows fully rolled down. So I'd go power windows every day. In the 2 door manual ones might be fine for me. Our work trucks are mostly crank windows and I don't find it to be that bad as long as the truck has AC. I do have to badge in/out of work every day so I'd use the crank twice a day at minimum. That may be annoying, may not, who knows.
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Lisa got upset at me when I told her not to sit on the GTI's hood. True story. I put it into perspective though saying I don't personally care if my shoes are on the old beat ass chest we have as a coffee table but she does, so I don't put my shoes on it, and am just asking for the same level of consideration.SAWCE wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:27 amWe were driving the other day and Michelle was pulling on the window crank almost bending it away from the doorCorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:18 am
I wouldn't mind too much, but with the wife driving her ring would scratch the shit out of the door card. She already scratches it a bit already.I get absentmindedly doing shit, but god damn have some respect for people's belongings. I definitely value "things" more than she does.