troyguitar wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:50 pmPinshit.wap wrote:Sno, those pics looked beautiful but I can't help but think that everything would just be muddy and filthy and full of chicken and cow shit. Why do people do working farm weddings?
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wow, thats pretty bad. Also, barn wedding is so stoopid.Sno wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:29 pmtroyguitar wrote:Dat tall bride.
She's in my top 3 for worst and bitchiest. Gorgeous wedding and she is gorgeous. But I almost quit her wedding, refunded her in full and walked away. She made every vendor's life hell.
But she had a sister who was practically a twin and at least tolerable. On the right.
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Such judgementBig Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:06 amwow, thats pretty bad. Also, barn wedding is so stoopid.Sno wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:29 pm
She's in my top 3 for worst and bitchiest. Gorgeous wedding and she is gorgeous. But I almost quit her wedding, refunded her in full and walked away. She made every vendor's life hell.
But she had a sister who was practically a twin and at least tolerable. On the right.
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people that are attractive and never have to try hard in life (and therefor don't) are THE WORST.
troyguitar wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:50 pmPinshit.wap wrote:Sno, those pics looked beautiful but I can't help but think that everything would just be muddy and filthy and full of chicken and cow shit. Why do people do working farm weddings?
It blew up on Pinterest a couple years ago and now everyone in the industry is desperately begging it to die. Girls book it without realizing it means they will need:
generators
portable bathrooms
all ice and water brought in
all furniture rented
lighting
trash removal
creature comforts such as temperature control
They are the absolute worst. This was also a high-profile wedding (a couple Indy car drivers in attendance). It was at a local restaurant/farm that has beautiful facilities but the barn is a working barn. You just shake your head at the idea of it. Why would you spend so much money on luxury linens and food choices and then put it in a barn? This one, in particular, had SO MANY flies because, cows. The bride pitched a bitch about it and we all just looked at her like "you booked a barn?..."
http://traderspointcreamery.com/events/plan-your-event/
(hey! that's my wedding on the website! Sweet!)
Being high profile, the female guests were all in very expensive shoes. I don't know how many times I heard them complain that night about their how ruined their Jimmy Choos were going to be for walking around in gravel and on grass all day. The location was on the invite...
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
Such accuracy.dubshow wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:09 amSuch judgementBig Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:06 am
wow, thats pretty bad. Also, barn wedding is so stoopid.
people that are attractive and never have to try hard in life (and therefor don't) are THE WORST.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Fire me up some beignets, dough bitch.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:48 amPeople who work/have worked in the service industry know dis.
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I also was an assistant manager at a movie theater when you were still in grade school, bitch.dubshow wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:07 amFire me up some beignets, dough bitch.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:48 am
People who work/have worked in the service industry know dis.
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Clean up on aisle 10. We have a nabisco clean up on aisle 10.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:12 amI also was an assistant manager at a movie theater when you were still in grade school, bitch.
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dubshow wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:14 amClean up on aisle 10. We have a nabisco clean up on aisle 10.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:12 am
I also was an assistant manager at a movie theater when you were still in grade school, bitch.
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Working barn?
I've been to one wedding that was in a barn. The barn part was alright, just dancing in there, animals were underneath it. But it was made very clear that the dress was more casual and you'd be walking through dirt and grass.
Not really my jam I guess. It wasn't bad doe.
I've been to one wedding that was in a barn. The barn part was alright, just dancing in there, animals were underneath it. But it was made very clear that the dress was more casual and you'd be walking through dirt and grass.
Not really my jam I guess. It wasn't bad doe.
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Random bridesmaid on the left is a better play IMHO. Probably secretly tired of self-absorbed sisters that are slightly more attractive than she is, even though she's quite attractive. She's also the only one not essentially looking at herself thus, maybe slightly less self-absorbed. The bride is also afflicted with a disappointing case of flat ass. I mean, she cute, I'm just being picky.[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:33 pm Sister is hotter and that face you can tell she is a thunder cunt.
Edit: spotted ring on third wheel's hand. Eject Goose, eject, watch the canopy.
stripethree wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:02 amRandom bridesmaid on the left is a better play IMHO. Probably secretly tired of self-absorbed sisters that are slightly more attractive than she is, even though she's quite attractive. She's also the only one not essentially looking at herself thus, maybe slightly less self-absorbed. The bride is also afflicted with a disappointing case of flat ass. I mean, she cute, I'm just being picky.[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:33 pm Sister is hotter and that face you can tell she is a thunder cunt.
Edit: spotted ring on third wheel's hand. Eject Goose, eject, watch the canopy.
She was Russian. Accent and all. And she wore that dress braless. Which I also heard about all night.stripethree wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:02 amRandom bridesmaid on the left is a better play IMHO. Probably secretly tired of self-absorbed sisters that are slightly more attractive than she is, even though she's quite attractive. She's also the only one not essentially looking at herself thus, maybe slightly less self-absorbed. The bride is also afflicted with a disappointing case of flat ass. I mean, she cute, I'm just being picky.[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:33 pm Sister is hotter and that face you can tell she is a thunder cunt.
Edit: spotted ring on third wheel's hand. Eject Goose, eject, watch the canopy.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:33 amShe was Russian. Accent and all. And she wore that dress braless. Which I also heard about all night.stripethree wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:02 am
Random bridesmaid on the left is a better play IMHO. Probably secretly tired of self-absorbed sisters that are slightly more attractive than she is, even though she's quite attractive. She's also the only one not essentially looking at herself thus, maybe slightly less self-absorbed. The bride is also afflicted with a disappointing case of flat ass. I mean, she cute, I'm just being picky.
Edit: spotted ring on third wheel's hand. Eject Goose, eject, watch the canopy.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:50 pmPinshit.wap wrote:Sno, those pics looked beautiful but I can't help but think that everything would just be muddy and filthy and full of chicken and cow shit. Why do people do working farm weddings?
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Agree with all dat, especially the bolded.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:06 amwow, thats pretty bad. Also, barn wedding is so stoopid.Sno wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:29 pm
She's in my top 3 for worst and bitchiest. Gorgeous wedding and she is gorgeous. But I almost quit her wedding, refunded her in full and walked away. She made every vendor's life hell.
But she had a sister who was practically a twin and at least tolerable. On the right.
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dang, you right.stripethree wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:01 pm Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.
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