HAIKU thread

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You know what to do.
The DFD HAIKU thread.
I have had some beer.
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Trained by the bitch JAWN.
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Fuck the Dead Zone, NEEK
Those guys are dead to us here.
And it's their loss, too.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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5/7 thread back!
Haiku's are fun to write, doe
And fun to read, too
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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I have the sickness.
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How to write Haiku?
FAP and NEEK is this okay?
Google taught me well?
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Hey there Gravey bro
Your haiku's are just dandy
Keep up the good work
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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One I saw the light,
It came me an awful fright
blue lights behind me.
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I have had beer, yes.
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No, the fuck it does.
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NEEK wrote:I have had beer, yes.
Does that mean I cannot post?
No, the fuck it does.
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
My true fave so far
Beer makes humor way better
We need more of this.
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Twenty seventeen.
It's the year we all wanted.
Do we deserve it?

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Happy New Year, all
Let's hope Seventeen is much
Better than Sixteen
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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y'all went to dinner
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Muh Irish is back!
Please be still my aching loins
I hope he stays now
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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I had movement, yes.
When I saw Irish was back.
But FAP claimed dat ass.

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Trump is President
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:12 pm You live in U S
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Completely agree.
I back whoever it is.
I American.
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Calling out .Gov
Is being a 'Murican
It's patriotic!
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Place needs more haiku
C'mon macho cock knockers
I'm talking to you
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Mah Irish is right
We all need to haiku more
C'mon DFD!
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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What are you doing
Asking me to think like this
I am too drunk, mang.

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