Off-topic? You mean on-topic!
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NEEK
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You know what to do.
The DFD HAIKU thread.
I have had some beer.
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NEEK
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NEEK has no content
But posts with authority.
Trained by the bitch JAWN.
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wap
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Fuck the Dead Zone, NEEK
Those guys are dead to us here.
And it's their loss, too.
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap
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5/7 thread back!
Haiku's are fun to write, doe
And fun to read, too
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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NEEK
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My poo was massive.
Took it 3 flushes to go.
No dump down for NEEK.
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MexicanYarisTK
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What up D F D
just fucking around on these
Forumz to kill time
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a few first gen immigrant on DFD, resident turk, and ex nazi egg lover now driving a middle class mom mobile.
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NEEK
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I have the sickness.
NY Quil NY Quil give me Zs.
Or I might just fap.
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gravey
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Sitting in the woods
DFDing on my phone
Fuck my hands are cold.
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gravey
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How to write Haiku?
FAP and NEEK is this okay?
Google taught me well?
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wap
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Hey there Gravey bro
Your haiku's are just dandy
Keep up the good work
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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Melon
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One I saw the light,
It came me an awful fright
blue lights behind me.
4zilch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am
I'm a fucking failure.
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NEEK
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I have had beer, yes.
Does that mean I cannot post?
No, the fuck it does.
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NeonJonny
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NEEK wrote:I have had beer, yes.
Does that mean I cannot post?
No, the fuck it does.
My true fave so far
Beer makes humor way better
We need more of this.
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NEEK
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Twenty seventeen.
It's the year we all wanted.
Do we deserve it?
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wap
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Happy New Year, all
Let's hope Seventeen is much
Better than Sixteen
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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Irish
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Wat up cock knockers?
came back, posted my ass off
y'all went to dinner
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wap
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Muh Irish is back!
Please be still my aching loins
I hope he stays now
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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NEEK
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I had movement, yes.
When I saw Irish was back.
But FAP claimed dat ass.
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NEEK
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Trump is President
Liberals are freaking out
I don't give a shit.
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MexicanYarisTK
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You live in U S
The Stars and stripes is your flag
Trumps your president
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NEEK
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:12 pm
You live in U S
The Stars and stripes is your flag
Trumps your president
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Completely agree.
I back whoever it is.
I American.
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wap
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Calling out .Gov
Is being a 'Murican
It's patriotic!
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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Irish
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Place needs more haiku
C'mon macho cock knockers
I'm talking to you
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wap
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Mah Irish is right
We all need to haiku more
C'mon DFD!
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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CorvetteWaxer
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What are you doing
Asking me to think like this
I am too drunk, mang.
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