OT #7: Last Bag of Swedish Fish

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They named the ship after David Attenborough IIRC
The submersible got the internet's name.
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Melon wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:22 am Let's all take a minute to appreciate the maiden voyage of Boaty McBoatface.

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Probing the depths of your mom.
Wait, I thought Boaty McBoatface was a large ship?
Did you really think they'd name a research vessel Boaty McBoatface?
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Melon wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:26 am They named the ship after David Attenborough IIRC
The submersible got the internet's name.
:rolleyes: Democracy :lolol: :|
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:27 am The Submersible should be called Divey McDiveface doe. :notsure:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:27 am The Submersible should be called Divey McDiveface doe. :notsure:
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Do Work, Son wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:27 am
Detroit wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:25 am
Wait, I thought Boaty McBoatface was a large ship?
Did you really think they'd name a research vessel Boaty McBoatface?
:bruh: do you even democracy?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Melon wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:28 am
[user not found] wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:27 am The Submersible should be called Divey McDiveface doe. :notsure:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Do Work, Son wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:27 am
Detroit wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:25 am
Wait, I thought Boaty McBoatface was a large ship?
Did you really think they'd name a research vessel Boaty McBoatface?
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nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:59 am i wanna bring up a threesome to my gf. I know she's had one before. I've never been in one. Hmmm, anyone with experience here?
:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
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D Griff wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:59 am i wanna bring up a threesome to my gf. I know she's had one before. I've never been in one. Hmmm, anyone with experience here?
:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like me need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
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4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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D Griff wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:59 am i wanna bring up a threesome to my gf. I know she's had one before. I've never been in one. Hmmm, anyone with experience here?
:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
POTD! ahahahahaha
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Melon wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:32 am
D Griff wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am

:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like me need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
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D Griff wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:59 am i wanna bring up a threesome to my gf. I know she's had one before. I've never been in one. Hmmm, anyone with experience here?
:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?


Love,
:crang: "
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D Griff wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:59 am i wanna bring up a threesome to my gf. I know she's had one before. I've never been in one. Hmmm, anyone with experience here?
:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
:bravo:

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D Griff wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:59 am i wanna bring up a threesome to my gf. I know she's had one before. I've never been in one. Hmmm, anyone with experience here?
:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
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Crang, with your luck, you'll get your threesome, but it'll be with another dude.

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D Griff wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:59 am i wanna bring up a threesome to my gf. I know she's had one before. I've never been in one. Hmmm, anyone with experience here?
:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
This is #coty (year), I declare voting is hereby closed.
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KiaGiver wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:45 am Crang, with your luck, you'll get your threesome, but it'll be with another dude.

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This would be #cotd if only Griff hadn't slammed the door shut so hard it rattled the foundation.
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you guys and gals just wanna have a DFD orgy?
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nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:48 am you guys and gals just wanna have a DFD orgy?
Is your sister cumming?
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nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:48 am you guys and gals just wanna have a DFD orgy?
So like a big sausage party?
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Do Work, Son wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:46 am
D Griff wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am

:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
This is #coty (year), I declare voting is hereby closed.
Not that you asked, but seconded.
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KiaGiver wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:45 am Crang, with your luck, you'll get your threesome, but it'll be with another dude.

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