Brad is temporarily not sterile, and wife is with child

Health, fitness, and nutrition freaks, lets see those gainz.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:13 pm
troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:06 pm I offer $2k for the Grom, will pick up at your final FAP appearance in May.
:nope: :nope:

grom not going anywhere
:yeahok: just wait til :baby:
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razr390 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:17 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:13 pm

:nope: :nope:

grom not going anywhere
:yeahok: just wait til :baby:
nope, ultimatums are a 1 way street. I will not even entertain it.
brain go brrrrrr
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:17 pm

:yeahok: just wait til :baby:
nope, ultimatums are a 1 way street. I will not even entertain it.
Wait til wifey's maternal instincts kick in. Anything that could be dangerous to you will be a cause for concern and argument. :baby:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:17 pm

:yeahok: just wait til :baby:
nope, ultimatums are a 1 way street. I will not even entertain it.
Then I offer $2k in 5 years when it's covered in 5 years of dust and hasn't moved an inch in the garage. Will have to hire :melon: to pick it up :doe:
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razr390 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:23 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 pm

nope, ultimatums are a 1 way street. I will not even entertain it.
Wait til wifey's maternal instincts kick in. Anything that could be dangerous to you will be a cause for concern and argument. :baby:
:nope:
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:23 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 pm

nope, ultimatums are a 1 way street. I will not even entertain it.
Then I offer $2k in 5 years when it's covered in 5 years of dust and hasn't moved an inch in the garage. Will have to hire :melon: to pick it up :doe:
go away :mahtroy:

I'll sit on it out of principle.
brain go brrrrrr
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razr390 wrote:
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 pm nope, ultimatums are a 1 way street. I will not even entertain it.
Wait til wifey's maternal instincts kick in. Anything that could be dangerous to you will be a cause for concern and argument. :baby:
It's not the babies that ruin a man's life it's their spouse after having babies.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:25 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:23 pm

Wait til wifey's maternal instincts kick in. Anything that could be dangerous to you will be a cause for concern and argument. :baby:
:nope:
Juuuuuuust youuuuuu waiiiiit
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:26 pm
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Wait til wifey's maternal instincts kick in. Anything that could be dangerous to you will be a cause for concern and argument. :baby:
It's not the babies that ruin a man's life it's their spouse after having babies.
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Precisely why I said wifey's maternal instincts. Anything that represents a waste or a danger to hubby's life is viewed as enemy.
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
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I don't think you guys understand my resolve on this issue. Drop it so I dont post shit online that I shouldn't, ok?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:31 pm I don't think you guys understand my resolve on this issue. Drop it so I dont post shit online that I shouldn't, ok?
Like :poop: ? :notsure:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:31 pm I don't think you guys understand my resolve on this issue. Drop it so I dont post shit online that I shouldn't, ok?
It's ok snowflake. We know you're different from every other man who's ever had kids. You'll still be fun!
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I have two kids, I'd do it all over again.... Maybe with a woman who uses sign language as a form of communication :doe:

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Tarspin wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:42 pm I have two kids, I'd do it all over again.... Maybe with a woman who uses sign language as a form of communication :doe:

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That might be the ideal woman.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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It's also cute that :fax: thinks he'll have time for fun.

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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:13 pm It's also cute that :fax: thinks he'll have time for fun.

:lolol:
Well, won't wifey be at home taking care of the crumb gobblers and he can just work :beer: and :motorcycle: ?
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Apex wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:14 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:13 pm It's also cute that :fax: thinks he'll have time for fun.

:lolol:
Well, won't wifey be at home taking care of the crumb gobblers and he can just work :beer: and :motorcycle: ?
:yeahok:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:18 pm
Apex wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:14 pm

Well, won't wifey be at home taking care of the crumb gobblers and he can just work :beer: and :motorcycle: ?
:yeahok:
:(

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Apex wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:22 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:18 pm
:yeahok:
:(

:lol:
That'll be him as he watches :mahtroy: ride his Grom off into the sunset.

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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:25 pm
Apex wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:22 pm

:(

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That'll be him as he watches :mahtroy: ride his Grom off into the sunset.

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Can't let the guy have something nice, can we?

Congrats, Brad. That's big news!
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:41 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:31 pm I don't think you guys understand my resolve on this issue. Drop it so I dont post shit online that I shouldn't, ok?
It's ok snowflake. We know you're different from every other man who's ever had kids. You'll still be fun!
While I respect Brad's sensitivity to this subject (despite unrealistic defiance that I find laughable), this is quality trolling, Troy, and I POTD you.
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:26 pm
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Wait til wifey's maternal instincts kick in. Anything that could be dangerous to you will be a cause for concern and argument. :baby:
It's not the babies that ruin a man's life it's their spouse after having babies.
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Ultimately, that's my fear if I ever have any, that the relationship will just go to hell.
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D Griff wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:11 pm
Tarspin wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:26 pm
It's not the babies that ruin a man's life it's their spouse after having babies.
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Ultimately, that's my fear if I ever have any, that the relationship will just go to hell.
The subject came up with us the other night. Infamous is going to go in to be sterilized next month. We're really damned happy with our lives and don't want to change a thing. Feels good, TBH...but I know everyone finds happiness in different ways.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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