Mercedes CLA 250 review, the car I thought i'd hate!

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Johnny_P wrote:Really doe the performance of the 250 is probably good enough for even an enthusiast. 0-60 in about 6 flat. Plenty quick.
Still a :jalepenis: benzo. Such embarrassment.
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Johnny_P wrote:Really doe the performance of the 250 is probably good enough for even an enthusiast. 0-60 in about 6 flat. Plenty quick.
:bruh:

If it can't get to 60 in less than 3 seconds, it's a gay waste of money.
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Johnny_P wrote:Really doe the performance of the 250 is probably good enough for even an enthusiast. 0-60 in about 6 flat. Plenty quick.
It really was. This car is legit not bad. The best part is the chassis and suspension though. It is very fun to drive, like mini levels of fun.

The c class really isn't
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Johnny_P wrote:Really doe the performance of the 250 is probably good enough for even an enthusiast. 0-60 in about 6 flat. Plenty quick.
:bruh:

If it can't get to 60 in less than 3 seconds, it's a gay waste of money.
Shit you're right. Max needs :poorvette:
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Detroit wrote:
Johnny_P wrote:Really doe the performance of the 250 is probably good enough for even an enthusiast. 0-60 in about 6 flat. Plenty quick.
Still a :jalepenis: benzo. Such embarrassment.
IDK. Lighted star and stitched leather dash and I bet it would pull some AZN poon.
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maxtdi wrote:
Johnny_P wrote:Really doe the performance of the 250 is probably good enough for even an enthusiast. 0-60 in about 6 flat. Plenty quick.
It really was. This car is legit not bad. The best part is the chassis and suspension though. It is very fun to drive, like mini levels of fun.

The c class really isn't
Nice! Go for it breh. Get a used 250 with sport seats.
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Johnny_P wrote:
troyguitar wrote: :bruh:

If it can't get to 60 in less than 3 seconds, it's a gay waste of money.
Shit you're right. Max needs :poorvette:
GTR in panda white with black :ramz:
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troyguitar wrote:
Johnny_P wrote: Shit you're right. Max needs :poorvette:
GTR in panda white with black :ramz:
Aw shit Troy. Where will the nest go in a :poorvette: ???
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Johnny_P wrote:
troyguitar wrote: GTR in panda white with black :ramz:
Aw shit Troy. Where will the nest go in a :poorvette: ???
Nah, he said GTR. They have back seats. Perfect for pillows.
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Detroit wrote:
Johnny_P wrote: Aw shit Troy. Where will the nest go in a :poorvette: ???
Nah, he said GTR. They have back seats. Perfect for pillows.
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maxtdi wrote:
Detroit wrote: Nah, he said GTR. They have back seats. Perfect for pillows.
:dat:
Crisis averted.
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Dat Mercedes Golf R

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Oh and it looks like the interior nav etc didn't get updated till 2016 the previous years were straight up :disgust:
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maxtdi wrote:Dat Mercedes Golf R

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Oh and it looks like the interior nav etc didn't get updated till 2016 the previous years were straight up :disgust:
It's missing the wing :sad:
You test drive this juan?
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I actually like the wing on the GLA.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I think it's a pretty decent looking car :iono:

Sooo, let me take a stab at what happened here... things ended with AZN MK1, but somehow were rekindled and the Panda had some probz, this was the loaner?
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D Griff wrote:I think it's a pretty decent looking car :iono:

Sooo, let me take a stab at what happened here... things ended with AZN MK1, but somehow were rekindled and the Panda had some probz, this was the loaner?
Mk1 didn't have boob and got boob job I helped out for a bit ... :nuke:
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Johnny_P wrote:
maxtdi wrote:Dat Mercedes Golf R

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Oh and it looks like the interior nav etc didn't get updated till 2016 the previous years were straight up :disgust:
It's missing the wing :sad:
You test drive this juan?
Nope, they are way too much money, 40k+ if I can find one
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maxtdi wrote:
D Griff wrote:I think it's a pretty decent looking car :iono:

Sooo, let me take a stab at what happened here... things ended with AZN MK1, but somehow were rekindled and the Panda had some probz, this was the loaner?
Mk1 didn't have boob and got boob job I helped out for a bit ... :nuke:
So you used her loaner whilst she got new :tits: installed??

:amazing: :popcorn:
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D Griff wrote:
maxtdi wrote:
Mk1 didn't have boob and got boob job I helped out for a bit ... :nuke:
So you used her loaner whilst she got new :tits: installed??

:amazing: :popcorn:
Yas
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maxtdi wrote:
D Griff wrote: So you used her loaner whilst she got new :tits: installed??

:amazing: :popcorn:
Yas
:impressive:
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Detroit wrote:
maxtdi wrote:
Yas
:impressive:
:dat:

Max wins this time.
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D Griff wrote:
Detroit wrote: :impressive:
:dat:

Max wins this time.
:dat:
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maxtdi wrote:
D Griff wrote: So you used her loaner whilst she got new :tits: installed??

:amazing: :popcorn:
Yas
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When I saw the CLA in his garage, I knew this was no ordinary baby dick test drive.
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D Griff wrote:When I saw the CLA in his garage, I knew this was no ordinary baby dick test drive.
I actually really miss the cla, it is a great little car.

I also want to test drive some other cars this weekend.

A and s3. I want to see if the S actually feels any better than the A. I doubt it but I'll see.
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