What does your sig other drive ?

[max225]

Is that her driving

Yep, her driving. You can see my in the background, and Zilldor took the pic.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Mine LOVES wheeling. Hence her now wanting her own

[max225]

Mine LOVES wheeling. Hence her now wanting her own

We’re what she loves cuz it changes weekly breh, last time she “loved when the volt was drinking” something or other at her office

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Mine LOVES wheeling. Hence her now wanting her own

We’re what she loves cuz it changes weekly breh, last time she “loved when the volt was drinking” something or other at her office

Yep, her preferences change daily. It's crazy. She's worse than I am when it comes to vehicles, and she only drives a mile a day.

HOWEVER ANOTHER WRENCH FROM LAST NIGHT

She has a line on another new job that would put her commute similar to mine. Double her current income, so now she's talking about a Macan because the company does a lot of work in Germany and the people she knows there drives Porsches.

I literally can't even anymore.

[Apex]

We’re what she loves cuz it changes weekly breh, last time she “loved when the volt was drinking” something or other at her office

Yep, her preferences change daily. It's crazy. She's worse than I am when it comes to vehicles, and she only drives a mile a day.

HOWEVER ANOTHER WRENCH FROM LAST NIGHT

She has a line on another new job that would put her commute similar to mine. Double her current income, so now she's talking about a Macan because the company does a lot of work in Germany and the people she knows there drives Porsches.

I literally can't even anymore.

Just buy your and about her vehicle. She's a big girl and can make her own decisions.

[max225]

We’re what she loves cuz it changes weekly breh, last time she “loved when the volt was drinking” something or other at her office

Yep, her preferences change daily. It's crazy. She's worse than I am when it comes to vehicles, and she only drives a mile a day.

HOWEVER ANOTHER WRENCH FROM LAST NIGHT

She has a line on another new job that would put her commute similar to mine. Double her current income, so now she's talking about a Macan because the company does a lot of work in Germany and the people she knows there drives Porsches.

I literally can't even anymore.

but expected .... convertible coming up
Next because she saw a movie and it looked fun.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Yep, her preferences change daily. It's crazy. She's worse than I am when it comes to vehicles, and she only drives a mile a day.

HOWEVER ANOTHER WRENCH FROM LAST NIGHT

She has a line on another new job that would put her commute similar to mine. Double her current income, so now she's talking about a Macan because the company does a lot of work in Germany and the people she knows there drives Porsches.

I literally can't even anymore.

Just buy your and about her vehicle. She's a big girl and can make her own decisions.

Yea...I just like having a pickup. I guess I should just go order the Gladiator I have spec'd out, and if she wants a truck too, then we'll just have two pickups.

[Huckleberry]

She's got a 2016 Cherokee as a daily and an 81 El Camino for fun.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Yep, her preferences change daily. It's crazy. She's worse than I am when it comes to vehicles, and she only drives a mile a day.

HOWEVER ANOTHER WRENCH FROM LAST NIGHT

She has a line on another new job that would put her commute similar to mine. Double her current income, so now she's talking about a Macan because the company does a lot of work in Germany and the people she knows there drives Porsches.

I literally can't even anymore.

but expected .... convertible coming up
Next because she saw a movie and it looked fun.

Yea...it's getting ridiculous. When she mentioned the Macan last night, I just about lost it.

[max225]

but expected .... convertible coming up
Next because she saw a movie and it looked fun.

Yea...it's getting ridiculous. When she mentioned the Macan last night, I just about lost it.

How does she even know what a Macan is? They must be pretty rare birds out there

[D Griff]

Yea...it's getting ridiculous. When she mentioned the Macan last night, I just about lost it.

How does she even know what a Macan is? They must be pretty rare birds out there

My wouldn't know what a Macan or any other luxo SUV even is. She like BMWs because "they're pretty" but is pretty latched onto the brand for whatever reason, which is fine by me.

I am sure as hell never mentioning a Macan and she will test drive whatever I suggest when the time comes and pick out what she wants which is hopefully a Wrangler or a CX5 or something else decent.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Yea...it's getting ridiculous. When she mentioned the Macan last night, I just about lost it.

How does she even know what a Macan is? They must be pretty rare birds out there

She LOVES Porsche. Always has for some reason. She always tells me to sell the and buy a Porsche, it's weird. When we were in Stuttgart last December, she was in love with the Porsche Museum. They had a "dealer" setup across from the museum and we walked around their "inventory" (which was just the full lineup of their models) and she saw a Macan and was full She seriously wanted to ditch the rental Polo and buy a Macan to drive around and take back with us. Told her it didn't work that way and she was

Then locally Porsche for some reason has been advertising on TV and billboards a lot in the last few months. It's always a Macan with a 30-40-something attractive "successful looking" woman. The marketing must be effective, because she wants to be that woman I think.

THEN to make matters worse, this job opp came from a friend of ours who was promoted and wants Michele to work for her...has been saying it for years and now the opportunity is real. What does her friend buy when she got the promotion? A gently used 2017 Cayenne GTS.

So to recap:

She started by stealing the 1SMP from me at the dealer
Then the "need" for a heated steering wheel arose, and we got the Volt
The novelty of the Volt eating at work wore off so now she "hates it"
Stole the ZR2 from me, so I let her pick the next vehicle since it's going back...

Grand Cherokee is an old slow POS
RAM is amazing, but not "tall enough" for a truck (her words, I don't understand...she wants to "climb into the truck" the Ram is too low)
Wrangler would be great but needs to be "luxurious and beasty", making it a pricey proposition
Macan is the dream car and "always has been" apparently

I just can't anymore.

[D Griff]

How does she even know what a Macan is? They must be pretty rare birds out there

She LOVES Porsche. Always has for some reason. She always tells me to sell the and buy a Porsche, it's weird. When we were in Stuttgart last December, she was in love with the Porsche Museum. They had a "dealer" setup across from the museum and we walked around their "inventory" (which was just the full lineup of their models) and she saw a Macan and was full She seriously wanted to ditch the rental Polo and buy a Macan to drive around and take back with us. Told her it didn't work that way and she was

Then locally Porsche for some reason has been advertising on TV and billboards a lot in the last few months. It's always a Macan with a 30-40-something attractive "successful looking" woman. The marketing must be effective, because she wants to be that woman I think.

THEN to make matters worse, this job opp came from a friend of ours who was promoted and wants Michele to work for her...has been saying it for years and now the opportunity is real. What does her friend buy when she got the promotion? A gently used 2017 Cayenne GTS.

So to recap:

She started by stealing the 1SMP from me at the dealer
Then the "need" for a heated steering wheel arose, and we got the Volt
The novelty of the Volt eating at work wore off so now she "hates it"
Stole the ZR2 from me, so I let her pick the next vehicle since it's going back...

Grand Cherokee is an old slow POS
RAM is amazing, but not "tall enough" for a truck (her words, I don't understand...she wants to "climb into the truck" the Ram is too low)
Wrangler would be great but needs to be "luxurious and beasty", making it a pricey proposition
Macan is the dream car and "always has been" apparently

I just can't anymore.

Damn man... seeing this from the other side really opens my eyes to why Allison sometimes gets by my musings. We are all really just like Michele.

[Apex]

Wifey was looking up purple JKU Rubicon's yesterday.
Very doe.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

She LOVES Porsche. Always has for some reason. She always tells me to sell the and buy a Porsche, it's weird. When we were in Stuttgart last December, she was in love with the Porsche Museum. They had a "dealer" setup across from the museum and we walked around their "inventory" (which was just the full lineup of their models) and she saw a Macan and was full She seriously wanted to ditch the rental Polo and buy a Macan to drive around and take back with us. Told her it didn't work that way and she was

Then locally Porsche for some reason has been advertising on TV and billboards a lot in the last few months. It's always a Macan with a 30-40-something attractive "successful looking" woman. The marketing must be effective, because she wants to be that woman I think.

THEN to make matters worse, this job opp came from a friend of ours who was promoted and wants Michele to work for her...has been saying it for years and now the opportunity is real. What does her friend buy when she got the promotion? A gently used 2017 Cayenne GTS.

So to recap:

She started by stealing the 1SMP from me at the dealer
Then the "need" for a heated steering wheel arose, and we got the Volt
The novelty of the Volt eating at work wore off so now she "hates it"
Stole the ZR2 from me, so I let her pick the next vehicle since it's going back...

Grand Cherokee is an old slow POS
RAM is amazing, but not "tall enough" for a truck (her words, I don't understand...she wants to "climb into the truck" the Ram is too low)
Wrangler would be great but needs to be "luxurious and beasty", making it a pricey proposition
Macan is the dream car and "always has been" apparently

I just can't anymore.

Damn man... seeing this from the other side really opens my eyes to why Allison sometimes gets by my musings. We are all really just like Michele.

I know right?!?!

It's actually weird to see it from the external perspective. I actually have zero interest in I'd keep the if it wasn't a lease.

[CaleDeRoo]

You forgot about the Stelvio.

And wtf is 1SMP

[wap]

We’re what she loves cuz it changes weekly breh, last time she “loved when the volt was drinking” something or other at her office

Yep, her preferences change daily. It's crazy. She's worse than I am when it comes to vehicles, and she only drives a mile a day.

HOWEVER ANOTHER WRENCH FROM LAST NIGHT

She has a line on another new job that would put her commute similar to mine. Double her current income, so now she's talking about a Macan because the company does a lot of work in Germany and the people she knows there drives Porsches.

I literally can't even anymore.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Wifey was looking up purple JKU Rubicon's yesterday.
Very doe.

Mine would LOVE a purple Rubicon. But would need to be a JL because it MUST have a heated steering wheel, and JL's don't come in purple.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

You forgot about the Stelvio.

And wtf is 1SMP

Oh shit, the Stelvio. She liked that for a minute, but it was "too small" inside.

A few years ago, I leased a 2016 Silverado LT Double Cab 4.3 for $200/mo all-in. It became the standard for lease pricing in the early days of DFD and was dubbed SMP (Silverado Monthly Payment). For a while we'd quote lease prices as a base of $200/mo...so a $300/mo lease would be 1.5 SMP.

[Apex]

Wifey was looking up purple JKU Rubicon's yesterday.
Very doe.

Mine would LOVE a purple Rubicon. But would need to be a JL because it MUST have a heated steering wheel, and JL's don't come in purple.

I found 6 purple JKU's near me, but they are all Sahara's. Do not want.
Wifey is ZFG about heated steering wheels, does need heated seats doe. We could do a Sport, Backcountry, Rubicon all in purple. She really wants a purple JKU as her next


And here I've been thinking about dumping the for a TJ and a pre-owned or something.

[CaleDeRoo]

You forgot about the Stelvio.

And wtf is 1SMP

Oh shit, the Stelvio. She liked that for a minute, but it was "too small" inside.

A few years ago, I leased a 2016 Silverado LT Double Cab 4.3 for $200/mo all-in. It became the standard for lease pricing in the early days of DFD and was dubbed SMP (Silverado Monthly Payment). For a while we'd quote lease prices as a base of $200/mo...so a $300/mo lease would be 1.5 SMP.

Oh yeah forgot about that

Stelvio is too small inside -> wants a Macan

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Mine would LOVE a purple Rubicon. But would need to be a JL because it MUST have a heated steering wheel, and JL's don't come in purple.

I found 6 purple JKU's near me, but they are all Sahara's. Do not want.
Wifey is ZFG about heated steering wheels, does need heated seats doe. We could do a Sport, Backcountry, Rubicon all in purple. She really wants a purple JKU as her next


And here I've been thinking about dumping the for a TJ and a pre-owned or something.

A purple Backcountry would be

I wouldn't dump the truck, personally. They're way too handy to have around in the fleet, hence my current dilemma. You can wheel her JKUR.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Oh shit, the Stelvio. She liked that for a minute, but it was "too small" inside.

A few years ago, I leased a 2016 Silverado LT Double Cab 4.3 for $200/mo all-in. It became the standard for lease pricing in the early days of DFD and was dubbed SMP (Silverado Monthly Payment). For a while we'd quote lease prices as a base of $200/mo...so a $300/mo lease would be 1.5 SMP.

Oh yeah forgot about that

Stelvio is too small inside -> wants a Macan

RIGHT!?!?!?!?!



I pointed that out, and she said "well, one is a Porsche and one isn't so...."



Badge whore.

[wap]

You forgot about the Stelvio.

And wtf is 1SMP

A couple years ago, DPlac leased a Silverado for the rate of $200/month. That monetary unit of measure became translated to DFD-speak as 1 Silverado Monthly Payment, or 1SMP, which = $200.

Example: Fucking just spent 1SMP on a shitty :hibachi: dinner, complained, and still took leftovers home.

[wap]

You forgot about the Stelvio.

And wtf is 1SMP

Oh shit, the Stelvio. She liked that for a minute, but it was "too small" inside.

A few years ago, I leased a 2016 Silverado LT Double Cab 4.3 for $200/mo all-in. It became the standard for lease pricing in the early days of DFD and was dubbed SMP (Silverado Monthly Payment). For a while we'd quote lease prices as a base of $200/mo...so a $300/mo lease would be 1.5 SMP.