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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 5:13 pm here's another thread of his, check the 2nd post lol, savage

https://www.golfmk7.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42210
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Saw an .:R32 last night on some Bentley Flying Spur wheels last night.. at least that's what I think they were.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 3:18 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 2:49 pm

Comes with a free Baklava
fixed.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:17 pm He already edited it. He was puzzled by the negative reactions.

https://www.golfmk7.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42305

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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:46 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:38 pm

“Performance car”

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We need a god damn plague
With regards to my decision not to tow the vehicle, it was late, raining, the police were extremely unhelpful and I was already frustrated. I made a mistake. I understand and I will pay the price for it.

The insurance company has cleared the damages and upon inspection, my local VW dealer informed me that the engine has no internal issues (contrary to what most people speculated)
Wonder what he wanted the cops to do... :disgust:
Taze the deer, bro.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 5:58 pm
max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:46 pm
We need a god damn plague


Wonder what he wanted the cops to do... :disgust:
Taze the deer, bro.
STOP RESISTING
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Anyone ask how the deer felt?Image
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Tarspin wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 9:11 pm Anyone ask how the deer felt?Image
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So what tuna should I get?

Are tuna threads still a thing?

I'm like :wap: in :member: lane.
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max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:46 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:38 pm

“Performance car”

:lolol:
We need a god damn plague
With regards to my decision not to tow the vehicle, it was late, raining, the police were extremely unhelpful and I was already frustrated. I made a mistake. I understand and I will pay the price for it.

The insurance company has cleared the damages and upon inspection, my local VW dealer informed me that the engine has no internal issues (contrary to what most people speculated)
Wonder what he wanted the cops to do... :disgust:
Oh wow :fullretard:

:GTI: attracts :crang: s apparently
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 11:07 pm
max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:46 pm
We need a god damn plague


Wonder what he wanted the cops to do... :disgust:
Oh wow :fullretard:

:GTI: attracts :crang: s apparently
Reviewers have praised it for over 10 years running now. Of course it's popular.
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dubshow wrote:So what tuna should I get?

Are tuna threads still a thing?

I'm like :wap: in :member: lane.
Look up JB4 piggyback tune and keep your warranty. You can do multiple maps, can control meth, and later can be stacked on a flash tune. All the kewl kids are :doit:
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Tarspin wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 11:38 pm
dubshow wrote:So what tuna should I get?

Are tuna threads still a thing?

I'm like :wap: in :member: lane.
Look up JB4 piggyback tune and keep your warranty. You can do multiple maps, can control meth, and later can be stacked on a flash tune. All the kewl kids are :doit:
How exactly does a fwd hatch put down 300+ whp through skinny ass tires. It was barely controllable in stock trim with the 235s skinny ass tires screaming for dear life as is. The last thing the gti needs is more power
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I am perfectly :fuckyeah: with the stock car. Mods = worries and for an only car/daily driver dat ain’t worth it. Especially with a 6 year 72,000 mile b2b warranty
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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max225 wrote:
Tarspin wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 11:38 pm Look up JB4 piggyback tune and keep your warranty. You can do multiple maps, can control meth, and later can be stacked on a flash tune. All the kewl kids are :doit:
How exactly does a fwd hatch put down 300+ whp through skinny ass tires. It was barely controllable in stock trim with the 235s skinny ass tires screaming for dear life as is. The last thing the gti needs is more power
It works for the R too. Adds like 50hp/tq and up to double that with bolt on modzzz. Basically looks like an octopus harness that fucks with factory outputs after they leave the ecu so dealers can't detect the device when they scan for tunes. The user just needs to pull it out prior to a service visit.
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razr390 wrote:I am perfectly :fuckyeah: with the stock car. Mods = worries and for an only car/daily driver dat ain’t worth it. Especially with a 6 year 72,000 mile b2b warranty
It's not for me either. That's why I said only the kewl kids are doing it.
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razr390 wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 12:06 am I am perfectly :fuckyeah: with the stock car. Mods = worries and for an only car/daily driver dat ain’t worth it. Especially with a 6 year 72,000 mile b2b warranty
Yep, you grew up fast....
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max225 wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 12:22 am
razr390 wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 12:06 am I am perfectly :fuckyeah: with the stock car. Mods = worries and for an only car/daily driver dat ain’t worth it. Especially with a 6 year 72,000 mile b2b warranty
Yep, you grew up fast....
yea, hell even :fax: still likes to mod shit
brain go brrrrrr
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 7:24 am
max225 wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 12:22 am

Yep, you grew up fast....
yea, hell even :fax: still likes to mod shit
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You'll break your crangshaft
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I'm in the "it's ok to mod camp" Fiesta has remained largely stock except for wheels/tires and cat-back exhaust. Bilstein shocks are waiting to go on. I've considered a tuner, but I've been happy with the stock power delivery.

My Cummins was fairly heavily modded and my bikes have all been modded with exhaust and ECM maps/tuners. :aintcare:
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max225 wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 12:02 am
Tarspin wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 11:38 pm Look up JB4 piggyback tune and keep your warranty. You can do multiple maps, can control meth, and later can be stacked on a flash tune. All the kewl kids are :doit:
How exactly does a fwd hatch put down 300+ whp through skinny ass tires. It was barely controllable in stock trim with the 235s skinny ass tires screaming for dear life as is. The last thing the gti needs is more power
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max225 wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 12:02 am
Tarspin wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 11:38 pm Look up JB4 piggyback tune and keep your warranty. You can do multiple maps, can control meth, and later can be stacked on a flash tune. All the kewl kids are :doit:
How exactly does a fwd hatch put down 300+ whp through skinny ass tires. It was barely controllable in stock trim with the 235s skinny ass tires screaming for dear life as is. The last thing the gti needs is more power
Open diff I'd agree, my GTI was a handful from a stop at WOT. Magic diff might be different? IDK. I don't think the HP is worth losing the warranty. But that's just me. There would have to be other motives.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 9:02 am
max225 wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 12:02 am
How exactly does a fwd hatch put down 300+ whp through skinny ass tires. It was barely controllable in stock trim with the 235s skinny ass tires screaming for dear life as is. The last thing the gti needs is more power
Open diff I'd agree, my GTI was a handful from a stop at WOT. Magic diff might be different? IDK. I don't think the HP is worth losing the warranty. But that's just me. There would have to be other motives.
If I mod it would be an exhaust, Springs, and different wheel. But that’s all like $3,000 worth of stuff with installation. No thanks
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 9:04 am
Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 9:02 am

Open diff I'd agree, my GTI was a handful from a stop at WOT. Magic diff might be different? IDK. I don't think the HP is worth losing the warranty. But that's just me. There would have to be other motives.
If I mod it would be an exhaust, Springs, and different wheel. But that’s all like $3,000 worth of stuff with installation. No thanks
exhaust is like $400 for a catback and thats like 1 hours install TOPS.

Springs $250 upfront buyt yeah, about 3 hours to install.

Wheels w/ tars? Biggest upfront cost and easiest install...
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