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Detroit wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 3:25 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 3:22 pm

Get that guy on DFD. He needs to be :roasted:
He wouldn't last for 2 posts.
Brah: “Hi I’m-“
DFD: :wrong:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 3:27 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 3:25 pm
He wouldn't last for 2 posts.
Just long enough for DFD to gape the :knot:
True.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 3:27 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 3:25 pm
He wouldn't last for 2 posts.
Brah: “Hi I’m-“
DFD: :wrong:
:lolgasm: :dat:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 11:48 am Also I hope he has uninsured deer coverage
and we covered it, talk to farmers, we know a thing or two, cause we seen a thing or two.

My favorite one was the rat crawled up to his dong instigated a crash at the school kiss and ride.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 11:46 am There's a new thread on golfmk7 that rivals crangshaft.

Dude hits a deer head on and notices coolant spilled out on the ground underneath the car. He proceeds to drive the remaining 6 miles home as the car is overheating and telling him to pull over. Starts a thread asking if he damaged the car.

:fullretard:

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He already edited it. He was puzzled by the negative reactions.

https://www.golfmk7.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42305

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Gberg2119 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:17 pm He already edited it. He was puzzled by the negative reactions.

https://www.golfmk7.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42305

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“Performance car”

:lolol:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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That guy is possibly worse than :crang:

He has a 2018 MK7.5 GTI. Roadside assistance FREE TOW to the local dillerman, Uber home. All it would cost is time + Uber. Call insurance and let them know car is at :dillerman: .
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:38 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:17 pm He already edited it. He was puzzled by the negative reactions.

https://www.golfmk7.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42305

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“Performance car”

:lolol:
:lolgasm:

Looks like he got quite :roasted:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:44 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:38 pm

“Performance car”

:lolol:
:lolgasm:

Looks like he got quite :roasted:
I mean c’mon man. The GTI is a “performance-oriented” car, not a “performance” car.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:38 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:17 pm He already edited it. He was puzzled by the negative reactions.

https://www.golfmk7.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42305

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“Performance car”

:lolol:
We need a god damn plague
With regards to my decision not to tow the vehicle, it was late, raining, the police were extremely unhelpful and I was already frustrated. I made a mistake. I understand and I will pay the price for it.

The insurance company has cleared the damages and upon inspection, my local VW dealer informed me that the engine has no internal issues (contrary to what most people speculated)
Wonder what he wanted the cops to do... :disgust:
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max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:46 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:38 pm

“Performance car”

:lolol:
We need a god damn plague
With regards to my decision not to tow the vehicle, it was late, raining, the police were extremely unhelpful and I was already frustrated. I made a mistake. I understand and I will pay the price for it.

The insurance company has cleared the damages and upon inspection, my local VW dealer informed me that the engine has no internal issues (contrary to what most people speculated)
Wonder what he wanted the cops to do... :disgust:
IT AINT GONNA DONUT ITSELF, BRAH
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:46 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:38 pm

“Performance car”

:lolol:
We need a god damn plague
With regards to my decision not to tow the vehicle, it was late, raining, the police were extremely unhelpful and I was already frustrated. I made a mistake. I understand and I will pay the price for it.

The insurance company has cleared the damages and upon inspection, my local VW dealer informed me that the engine has no internal issues (contrary to what most people speculated)
Wonder what he wanted the cops to do... :disgust:
Call VWoA to have it towed properly, duh.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:47 pm
max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:46 pm
We need a god damn plague


Wonder what he wanted the cops to do... :disgust:
IT AINT GONNA DONUT ITSELF, BRAH
Probably stopped in the middle of the road... for like 40 min... waiting for the cops to show up, then decided to drive home. :fullretard:
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:48 pm
max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:46 pm
We need a god damn plague


Wonder what he wanted the cops to do... :disgust:
Call VWoA to have it towed properly, duh.
It was late and I was only wearing a T shirt, didn't want to get raped by deer, also had an immense unsatiable appetite for Swedish fish which resided at home.
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max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:50 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:48 pm
Call VWoA to have it towed properly, duh.
It was late and I was only wearing a T shirt, didn't want to get raped by deer, also had an immense unsatiable appetite for Swedish fish which resided at home.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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FWIW, agree on plague need.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:49 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:47 pm

IT AINT GONNA DONUT ITSELF, BRAH
Probably stopped in the middle of the road... for like 40 min... waiting for the cops to show up, then decided to drive home. :fullretard:
Cops won’t do shit in that situation. They won’t prioritize coming to laugh at someone hitting a deee when they have to run code 3 to a call where a DUI :manuel: plowed his 1997 Expedition into Guadalupe’s 2001 Grand Caravan and her 3 kids weren’t wearing seatbelts.

Call roadside assistance, make an insurance claim while you wait. #bread

BUT WATER WAS FALLING FROM THE SKY. HOW WAS I GOING TO NOT GET RAINED ON?!?!
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:51 pm FWIW, agree on plague need.
:dat:

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The worst part is his hibachi went bad because he had to wait so long.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:17 pm He already edited it. He was puzzled by the negative reactions.

https://www.golfmk7.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42305

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razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:51 pm
max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:49 pm

Probably stopped in the middle of the road... for like 40 min... waiting for the cops to show up, then decided to drive home. :fullretard:
Cops won’t do shit in that situation. They won’t prioritize coming to laugh at someone hitting a deee when they have to run code 3 to a call where a DUI :manuel: plowed his 1997 Expedition into Guadalupe’s 2001 Grand Caravan and her 3 kids weren’t wearing seatbelts.

Call roadside assistance, make an insurance claim while you wait. #bread

BUT WATER WAS FALLING FROM THE SKY. HOW WAS I GOING TO NOT GET RAINED ON?!?!
That's my point which is why I said 40 min.... and middle of the road and "extremely unhelpful" due to some tard hitting a deer while he was likely texting/going too fast etc.
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people are giving him shit :lolol:
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max225 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:56 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:51 pm

Cops won’t do shit in that situation. They won’t prioritize coming to laugh at someone hitting a deee when they have to run code 3 to a call where a DUI :manuel: plowed his 1997 Expedition into Guadalupe’s 2001 Grand Caravan and her 3 kids weren’t wearing seatbelts.

Call roadside assistance, make an insurance claim while you wait. #bread

BUT WATER WAS FALLING FROM THE SKY. HOW WAS I GOING TO NOT GET RAINED ON?!?!
That's my point which is why I said 40 min.... and middle of the road and "extremely unhelpful" due to some tard hitting a deer while he was likely texting/going too fast etc.
1st performance car bro!!!
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here's another thread of his, check the 2nd post lol, savage

https://www.golfmk7.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42210
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