[user not found] is now decisive as hell - The Alpo Romeo Pastafellatio

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[user not found] wrote:Mod to community question: should i move this to member rides forum?
:aintcare: In the wise words of Image, you do you, boo.
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:49 am I am. 10-6 or thereabouts.


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Take a break around 4?
Sounds like a plan!


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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I think we need to dent up Johnny's STI so we can get another PDRBQ asap.

Quadrofellatio must be in attendance.

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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:10 pm
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:09 pm

Done, boo.
Actually I think Troy's suggestion is a good one
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All threads are worthless, tbh.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:27 am
Johnny_P wrote: Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:54 pm

Amaze. Love it man. That is about as epic as sedans can get. You gonna trackdaybro it?
Definitely. I need to learn me some good driving.
Yep get the track time and check on an Alfa Club etc. Explore what this machine can do......Use the Force :)
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:25 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:21 pm All threads are workless, tbh.
FTFY.
Also that.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Looks great! Looking forward to the "better" pics!
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I don't actually look at particular forums/subforums so :aintcare:

I look at the timeline in tapatalk or "new posts" on PC, all threads are in one box that way sorted only by most recent post.
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I'd kinda like members rides in the car section myself, sometimes I forget to check this area and will be weeks behind. :derp:
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Seems like we all use the forum differently... I just check car general and members rides...
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:38 pm I don't actually look at particular forums/subforums so :aintcare:

I look at the timeline in tapatalk or "new posts" on PC, all threads are in one box that way sorted only by most recent post.
Then the forum layout doesn't matter to :mahtroy: whatsoever. Image
:dat: is what I was saying. I don't know what section this thread is even in and don't care. The first post was supposed to be a joke implying that the world bends over and backs itself onto the :alpo: rather than the :alpo: having to go on the prowl.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:18 pm :dat: is what I was saying. I don't know what section this thread is even in and don't care. The first post was supposed to be a joke implying that the world bends over and backs itself onto the :alpo: rather than the :alpo: having to go on the prowl.
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:dat:

I have no clue what you are trying to communicate or to whom.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:24 am 29.9 mpg on my commute this morning with the car in "advanced efficiency" mode. Was in the mid 35s average mpg on the highway with cruise at 83. I won't use that mode much but it's neat.
That's really rather :impressive: for a 500 hp Guido Mobile.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:24 am 29.9 mpg on my commute this morning with the car in "advanced efficiency" mode. Was in the mid 35s average mpg on the highway with cruise at 83. I won't use that mode much but it's neat.
More proof that my car and your car are basically the same car.
:mindblown:
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:38 pm I don't actually look at particular forums/subforums so :aintcare:

I look at the timeline in tapatalk or "new posts" on PC, all threads are in one box that way sorted only by most recent post.


:dat: is what I do, too, but I click on Unread Posts. :aintcare: about thread categories.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:38 pm I don't actually look at particular forums/subforums so :aintcare:

I look at the timeline in tapatalk or "new posts" on PC, all threads are in one box that way sorted only by most recent post.


:dat: is what I do, too, but I click on Unread Posts. :aintcare: about thread categories.
:dat:

Makes switching to tapa to post a pic annoying doe.
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Apex wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 4:55 pm
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:dat: is what I do, too, but I click on Unread Posts. :aintcare: about thread categories.
:dat:

Makes switching to tapa to post a pic annoying doe.
True.
That's why I don't post that many.
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wap wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 4:49 pm
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:24 am 29.9 mpg on my commute this morning with the car in "advanced efficiency" mode. Was in the mid 35s average mpg on the highway with cruise at 83. I won't use that mode much but it's neat.
That's really rather :impressive: for a 500 hp Guido Mobile.
:dat: 500hp and 30 mpg? :fuckyeah:
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 6:05 pm
wap wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 4:49 pm

That's really rather :impressive: for a 500 hp Guido Mobile.
:dat: 500hp and 30 mpg? :fuckyeah:
https://jalopnik.com/heres-how-much-pow ... 1792840088
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:43 pm
Real issue fixed via software update in Q2 2017. Now they'll do about 460/460 on a dyno.
Dat fucktory tune
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:08 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:56 pm

Dat fucktory tune
Something with if the front wheels didn't move after x number of seconds it would drop you into efficiency mode to help you gain traction then kick you back into race mode once they started moving. Still does that in natural or dynamic mode but not in race anymore.
Interesting so the modes increase and decrease the power ? Don’t think mine do
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max225 wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:19 pm
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:08 pm

Something with if the front wheels didn't move after x number of seconds it would drop you into efficiency mode to help you gain traction then kick you back into race mode once they started moving. Still does that in natural or dynamic mode but not in race anymore.
Interesting so the modes increase and decrease the power ? Don’t think mine do
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:49 am I am. 10-6 or thereabouts.


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