[user not found] is now decisive as hell - The Alpo Romeo Pastafellatio

Strut your greasy stuff!
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:33 pm
Apex wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:32 pm

:impressive: were they in the process of kidnapping someone?
Either they have no kids or the kids fell out. :iono:
:notbad: scheme.

Parents get tired of :crotchfruit:
Drive with :minivan: doors wide open.
:crotchfruit: falls out.
Insurance profits.
Buys richvette. :burnout:
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:37 pm
Apex wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:34 pm

:notbad: scheme.

Parents get tired of :crotchfruit:
Drive with :minivan: doors wide open.
:crotchfruit: falls out.
Insurance profits.
Buys richvette. :burnout:
You're clearly a detective.
I just stay at a Holiday Inn Express.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:05 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:47 pm

:ohdang:

thoughts and prayers
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Legit have me laughing with that response right now.
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I have faith in Bendie's :alpo:
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:33 pm
Apex wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:32 pm

:impressive: were they in the process of kidnapping someone?
Either they have no kids or the kids fell out. :iono:
da perculatin problem solva.
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Apex wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:34 pm
[user not found] wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:33 pm

Either they have no kids or the kids fell out. :iono:
:notbad: scheme.

Parents get tired of :crotchfruit:
Drive with :minivan: doors wide open.
:crotchfruit: falls out.
Insurance profits.
Buys richvette. :burnout:
:amazing:

I saw local swat 3 years ago in 2 black sprinter vans with the sliding doors open.
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:32 pm
Apex wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:34 pm

:notbad: scheme.

Parents get tired of :crotchfruit:
Drive with :minivan: doors wide open.
:crotchfruit: falls out.
Insurance profits.
Buys richvette. :burnout:
:amazing:

I saw local swat 3 years ago in 2 black sprinter vans with the sliding doors open.
:wrong:

They should have been in black Tahoe's riding on the running boards.
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Apex wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:42 pm
razr390 wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:32 pm

:amazing:

I saw local swat 3 years ago in 2 black sprinter vans with the sliding doors open.
:wrong:

They should have been in black Tahoe's riding on the running boards.
I guess my local pd was :waxer:
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:42 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:34 pm Renaming this thread to :[user not found]: is decisive as hell in 5, 4, 3...
I need like... 66 hours.
We need that countdown clock from 24 to time this.
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Apex wrote:
[user not found] wrote: Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:42 pm I need like... 66 hours.
We need that countdown clock from 24 to time this.
/jackbauer

YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:34 pm Renaming this thread to :[user not found]: is decisive as hell in 5, 4, 3...
:butwhy:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Took about the same amount of time as the Crangshaft fix... :disgust:
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The only shamrocked Italian stallion I’ve seen in the wild since [user not found] embarked on this endeavor blew by me at BMW douche-level speeds on the highway the other day.

You have a new reputation to uphold buddy.


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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:11 pm Huh... What's this...Image
Dat's not bloo... :notsure:
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[user not found] wrote:Huh... What's this...Image
Gorgeous!
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Sweet Corolla, bro. Looks like it's got the rimz, is it also grounded to the ground?
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Proper color, congrats !
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:fuckyeah: Congrats!

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Nice - best color!!!! Well done!!
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:11 pm Huh... What's this...Image
Oh shit we're twinsies now :sissyfight:

Dude! :fuckyeah: and the color is so hot! I'm legit jealous.
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