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Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:36 pm

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:wtf: is going on here today ? One dude posting covfefe and another forgetting about court 15times ....
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:wtf: is going on here today ? One dude posting covfefe and another forgetting about court 15times ....

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CaleDeRoo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:37 pm
max225 wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:24 pm
:wtf: is going on here today ? One dude posting covfefe and another forgetting about court 15times ....

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/fiat-chrysle ... 18424.html

Heads up everyone @zillon have em do the air bag too if they have one ...

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Meanwhile in my dads car household... they didn’t change the oil in the Q5 in 17,700’ miles
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Superior car is superior. Time to park M3! :)

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One of the local courts takes 3+ months sometimes to give you a court date so I kept forgetting and missing court for like 2.5 years.
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Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:39 am

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Meanwhile in my dads car household... they didn’t change the oil in the Q5 in 17,700’ miles
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:43 am

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Meanwhile in my dads car household... they didn’t change the oil in the Q5 in 17,700’ miles
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In high school a friend of mine who worked with me at the supermarket bought a brand new car. She was a bit older than me. It was a Daewoo Lasagna, you know the one they were giving away 2 for 1 because they were so shitty? Anyways, she told me that her engine was making funny noises, I asked how many miles. 40k ish. Then asked when did you last change the oil. Her face went blank..... "what do you mean change the oil?" Car never had an oil change.

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:44 am

I think I'm due for my yearly oil change. I should do that tomorrow.

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I think I'm due for my yearly oil change. I should do that tomorrow.
Every service is an annual service for you. :lol:

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Johnny_P wrote:In high school a friend of mine who worked with me at the supermarket bought a brand new car. She was a bit older than me. It was a Daewoo Lasagna, you know the one they were giving away 2 for 1 because they were so shitty? Anyways, she told me that her engine was making funny noises, I asked how many miles. 40k ish. Then asked when did you last change the oil. Her face went blank..... "what do you mean change the oil?" Car never had an oil change.
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Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:49 am
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I think I'm due for my yearly oil change. I should do that tomorrow.
Every service is an annual service for you. :lol:
Yep. Tire rotation? Annual. Oil change? Annual. Head gasket replacement? Annual. Wait.

I wonder how bad GTRs actually do ride... They have back seats and automatic transmissions...

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:08 am
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Every service is an annual service for you. :lol:
Yep. Tire rotation? Annual. Oil change? Annual. Head gasket replacement? Annual. Wait.

I wonder how bad GTRs actually do ride... They have back seats and automatic transmissions...
:lolol:

Take one out for a ride, see if you can find one for sale private party for a better/longer test drive though.

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:19 am
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Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:08 am


Yep. Tire rotation? Annual. Oil change? Annual. Head gasket replacement? Annual. Wait.

I wonder how bad GTRs actually do ride... They have back seats and automatic transmissions...
:lolol:

Take one out for a ride, see if you can find one for sale private party for a better/longer test drive though.
I wonder if there's a Carmax with one.

My current musings are this.... I do enjoy cars, and life is too short to drive something lame like a rav4. I'll have a kid in a year. Now is the time to do something stupid. Bad idea? Probably.

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:34 am
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:lolol:

Take one out for a ride, see if you can find one for sale private party for a better/longer test drive though.
I wonder if there's a Carmax with one.

My current musings are this.... I do enjoy cars, and life is too short to drive something lame like a rav4. I'll have a kid in a year. Now is the time to do something stupid. Bad idea? Probably.
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See if you can find one to take out to see if it is something you would even want to pursue. It would be awesome to have someone on the board with a GTR. :giggity:

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:53 am

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:44 am
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Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:34 am


I wonder if there's a Carmax with one.

My current musings are this.... I do enjoy cars, and life is too short to drive something lame like a rav4. I'll have a kid in a year. Now is the time to do something stupid. Bad idea? Probably.
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See if you can find one to take out to see if it is something you would even want to pursue. It would be awesome to have someone on the board with a GTR. :giggity:
Not much else gets the blood flowing to the :dong: like the thought of a GTR for me. Maybe a 911 but I think I prefer the Jap cars really.

$40k (fully loaded Rav4 lawllll) gets you:
-Your pick of M cars M2/M3/M4
-Jag F Type S
-S5

GTR/911 is more like $65k, but I don't think they depreciate much if at all really.

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:02 pm

Oh wow $30k gets you a nice ass Infiniti Q60. I wonder how they eat up potholes...

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:03 pm

Johnny_P wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:53 am
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Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:44 am


:dat:
See if you can find one to take out to see if it is something you would even want to pursue. It would be awesome to have someone on the board with a GTR. :giggity:
Not much else gets the blood flowing to the :dong: like the thought of a GTR for me. Maybe a 911 but I think I prefer the Jap cars really.

$40k (fully loaded Rav4 lawllll) gets you:
-Your pick of M cars M2/M3/M4
-Jag F Type S
-S5

GTR/911 is more like $65k, but I don't think they depreciate much if at all really.
Street parking a GTR?

:lolol:

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Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:40 pm
My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:03 pm
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Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:53 am


Not much else gets the blood flowing to the :dong: like the thought of a GTR for me. Maybe a 911 but I think I prefer the Jap cars really.

$40k (fully loaded Rav4 lawllll) gets you:
-Your pick of M cars M2/M3/M4
-Jag F Type S
-S5

GTR/911 is more like $65k, but I don't think they depreciate much if at all really.
Street parking a GTR?

:lolol:

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Right??!?! Full retard. :megusta:

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:07 pm

Detroit wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:03 pm
Johnny_P wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:53 am


Not much else gets the blood flowing to the :dong: like the thought of a GTR for me. Maybe a 911 but I think I prefer the Jap cars really.

$40k (fully loaded Rav4 lawllll) gets you:
-Your pick of M cars M2/M3/M4
-Jag F Type S
-S5

GTR/911 is more like $65k, but I don't think they depreciate much if at all really.
Street parking a GTR?

:lolol:

:popcorn:
Don't stop him! Let the :fullretard: flow through him.

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Detroit wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:03 pm
Johnny_P wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:53 am


Not much else gets the blood flowing to the :dong: like the thought of a GTR for me. Maybe a 911 but I think I prefer the Jap cars really.

$40k (fully loaded Rav4 lawllll) gets you:
-Your pick of M cars M2/M3/M4
-Jag F Type S
-S5

GTR/911 is more like $65k, but I don't think they depreciate much if at all really.
Street parking a GTR?

:lolol:

:popcorn:
In the end, it is just a Nissan that looks like a half-breed Mustang.

The only thing I like about the GT-R is they are quick, but the early trans issues, and the fact that they are a Nissan just turn me off.

"Most of our customers have a 450 FICO score and we've been building quality down to that level forever.. Hey, let's make a $110k car." --Nissan
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Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:11 pm

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:07 pm
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Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:03 pm

Street parking a GTR?

:lolol:

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In the end, it is just a Nissan that looks like a half-breed Mustang.

The only thing I like about the GT-R is they are quick, but the early trans issues, and the fact that they are a Nissan just turn me off.

"Most of our customers have a 450 FICO score and we've been building quality down to that level forever.. Hey, let's make a $110k car." --Nissan
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Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:40 pm
My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:07 pm
Detroit wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:03 pm

Street parking a GTR?

:lolol:

:popcorn:
In the end, it is just a Nissan that looks like a half-breed Mustang.

The only thing I like about the GT-R is they are quick, but the early trans issues, and the fact that they are a Nissan just turn me off.

"Most of our customers have a 450 FICO score and we've been building quality down to that level forever.. Hey, let's make a $110k car." --Nissan
Not wrong.

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Johnny_P wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:12 pm
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Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:07 pm


In the end, it is just a Nissan that looks like a half-breed Mustang.

The only thing I like about the GT-R is they are quick, but the early trans issues, and the fact that they are a Nissan just turn me off.

"Most of our customers have a 450 FICO score and we've been building quality down to that level forever.. Hey, let's make a $110k car." --Nissan
Not wrong.
I'm not saying it wasn't a good effort, I just don't have any faith in Nissan as a whole. If they did it right, the GT-R could have been something awesome. I feel like it's more like a 4th Gen Camaro though.
I'm on my last bag of peas.

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