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[user not found] wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:14 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:38 pm

Hard to see the scenario in which you would not be affected by a felony traffic violation.
He's just a tenant, remember?

He'll pull one of these:
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our resident :wasteful: hero?

:nope: he would double down
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:18 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:01 pm

No one is judging him though? We're concerned FOR HIM.
Why is he in danger?
No reason :thisisfine:
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max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:59 pm
Tarspin wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:18 pm

Why is he in danger?
No reason :thisisfine:
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:narc: :wasteful: :narc:
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THE LAW IS COMIN, BRUH, AND THEY COMIN FOR ME
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:15 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:59 pm

No reason :thisisfine:
:narc: :narc: :narc:
:narc: :wasteful: :narc:
:narc: :narc: :narc:

THE LAW IS COMIN, BRUH, AND THEY COMIN FOR ME
Ur about to get fucked by the long dick of the law
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:18 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:01 pm

No one is judging him though? We're concerned FOR HIM.
Why is he in danger?
I would like to know this too :lolol:
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razr390 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:16 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:15 pm

:narc: :narc: :narc:
:narc: :wasteful: :narc:
:narc: :narc: :narc:

THE LAW IS COMIN, BRUH, AND THEY COMIN FOR ME
Ur about to get fucked by the long dick of the law
It gon' happan, fam
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:15 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:59 pm

No reason :thisisfine:
:narc: :narc: :narc:
:narc: :wasteful: :narc:
:narc: :narc: :narc:

THE LAW IS COMIN, BRUH, AND THEY COMIN FOR ME
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https://www.autoblog.com/2018/09/24/aud ... yptr=yahoo

The Audi is not going to keep any inventory of E trons. Literally a page out of the Tesla playbook. Those damn "idiots" are surely causing giant ripples in the industry. :dillerman: slaughter next I hope... :disgust:
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:14 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:38 pm

Hard to see the scenario in which you would not be affected by a felony traffic violation.
He's just a tenant, remember?

He'll pull one of these:
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:dat: she ain't got a ring :popcorn:

Ain't nobody give a fuck about bumper scratches in south philly my :mahtroy:
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max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:17 pm https://www.autoblog.com/2018/09/24/aud ... yptr=yahoo

The Audi is not going to keep any inventory of E trons. Literally a page out of the Tesla playbook. Those damn "idiots" are surely causing giant ripples in the industry. :dillerman: slaughter next I hope... :disgust:
I wonder how that's going to work out for them. Hype should sell a bunch in NYC / Cali. Likely nowhere else in the country. But the cities are where it makes most sense anyway.

:popcorn: hope it works out. I'd love an electric car.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:19 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:17 pm https://www.autoblog.com/2018/09/24/aud ... yptr=yahoo

The Audi is not going to keep any inventory of E trons. Literally a page out of the Tesla playbook. Those damn "idiots" are surely causing giant ripples in the industry. :dillerman: slaughter next I hope... :disgust:
I wonder how that's going to work out for them. Hype should sell a bunch in NYC / Cali. Likely nowhere else in the country. But the cities are where it makes most sense anyway.

:popcorn: hope it works out. I'd love an electric car.
I mean it is a 75-90k vehicle. Usually that's someone earning 200k+ a year who can "afford" something as such. Targeting Tesla customers.
So it'll be LA, San Diego/Pay area. Sea/Tac, maybeee some of NY, although i don't think THAT many people own cars there.
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max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:25 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:19 pm

I wonder how that's going to work out for them. Hype should sell a bunch in NYC / Cali. Likely nowhere else in the country. But the cities are where it makes most sense anyway.

:popcorn: hope it works out. I'd love an electric car.
I mean it is a 75-90k vehicle. Usually that's someone earning 200k+ a year who can "afford" something as such. Targeting Tesla customers.
So it'll be LA, San Diego/Pay area. Sea/Tac, maybeee some of NY, although i don't think THAT many people own cars there.
Greater metro area doe. Think Bergen County NJ.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:49 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:25 pm
I mean it is a 75-90k vehicle. Usually that's someone earning 200k+ a year who can "afford" something as such. Targeting Tesla customers.
So it'll be LA, San Diego/Pay area. Sea/Tac, maybeee some of NY, although i don't think THAT many people own cars there.
Greater metro area doe. Think Bergen County NJ.
Dats Joissssaeeeeey :doe: but yea I am thinking quite a few places in CT as well. Dat old money doe.
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max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:52 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:49 pm

Greater metro area doe. Think Bergen County NJ.
Dats Joissssaeeeeey :doe: but yea I am thinking quite a few places in CT as well. Dat old money doe.
Badge > all and pot smoking CEO Tesla ain’t got the badge that Benzo does
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:17 pm
[user not found] wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:14 pm

He's just a tenant, remember?

He'll pull one of these:
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:dat: she ain't got a ring :popcorn:

Ain't nobody give a fuck about bumper scratches in south philly my :mahtroy:
Worst place evar for car enthusiasts! :Amaze: you lasted as long as you did. However, with driving skillz like that I'd put oneof those Novice driver stickers on her car... or maybe caulk a to-go coffee cup to the roof of the Lisa's car so that people everywhere would try to warn her about it and be amazed that it never falls off. 😂

At least that way people could have a good laugh right before she sideswipes their cars.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:16 pm
Tarspin wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:18 pm

Why is he in danger?
I would like to know this too :lolol:
Collusion!
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max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:17 pm https://www.autoblog.com/2018/09/24/aud ... yptr=yahoo

The Audi is not going to keep any inventory of E trons. Literally a page out of the Tesla playbook. Those damn "idiots" are surely causing giant ripples in the industry. :dillerman: slaughter next I hope... :disgust:
I'm ready for it. Fucking tired of dumbass customers calling asking for "deals"

Bruh, I've got tons of deals. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT. Tell me that, and how many miles you drive, and I'll build you a deal. Simple as that.

So many people just don't fucking understand how to buy a car.
And the whole "my wife didn't like it" :bs:
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:49 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:25 pm
I mean it is a 75-90k vehicle. Usually that's someone earning 200k+ a year who can "afford" something as such. Targeting Tesla customers.
So it'll be LA, San Diego/Pay area. Sea/Tac, maybeee some of NY, although i don't think THAT many people own cars there.
Greater metro area doe. Think Bergen County NJ.
And my area too, i keep seeing model 3’s almost everyday now
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:45 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:49 pm

Greater metro area doe. Think Bergen County NJ.
And my area too, i keep seeing model 3’s almost everyday now
They are not selling tho... :lol:
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:45 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:49 pm

Greater metro area doe. Think Bergen County NJ.
And my area too, i keep seeing model 3’s almost everyday now
:wrong: nobody is buying tentmobiles.
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:02 pm

Worst place evar for car enthusiasts! :Amaze: you lasted as long as you did. However, with driving skillz like that I'd put oneof those Novice driver stickers on her car... or maybe caulk a to-go coffee cup to the roof of the Lisa's car so that people everywhere would try to warn her about it and be amazed that it never falls off. 😂

At least that way people could have a good laugh right before she sideswipes their cars.
She needs some of them NASCAR rookie stripes.

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I like it :megusta:
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:21 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:16 pm

I would like to know this too :lolol:
Collusion!
Well I’m fucked then. Police station is a block away. Been nice knowing you guys I’ll probably be in for life.
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