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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue May 01, 2018 2:47 pm I mean, a ROSE 944 Turbo or this? https://www.ebay.com/itm/911-Carrera-S- ... u-&vxp=mtr.

Come on man.
Man. That would be a pretty ideal puppy hauler.
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Just buy a piece of shit, and restore it yourself.
It's the only way to :wasteful:
4zilch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Demon vs hellkitty drag race, both cars on drag radials

Demon: 10.07 @ 133 MPH
Hellcat: 11.09 @ 124 MPH

Jesus christ. The Demon is nearly breaking 9's with just tires.
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 8:41 am

Demon vs hellkitty drag race, both cars on drag radials

Demon: 10.07 @ 133 MPH
Hellcat: 11.09 @ 124 MPH

Jesus christ. The Demon is nearly breaking 9's with just tires.
The demon is a full second quicker? :impressive:
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Johnny_P wrote:

Demon vs hellkitty drag race, both cars on drag radials

Demon: 10.07 @ 133 MPH
Hellcat: 11.09 @ 124 MPH

Jesus christ. The Demon is nearly breaking 9's with just tires.
:dat:

Not bad considering that it weighs as much as a JGC
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So much awesome.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 8:53 am
Johnny_P wrote:

Demon vs hellkitty drag race, both cars on drag radials

Demon: 10.07 @ 133 MPH
Hellcat: 11.09 @ 124 MPH

Jesus christ. The Demon is nearly breaking 9's with just tires.
:dat:

Not bad considering that it weighs as much as a JGC
My guess is he lifted a tad at the end to keep it above 10 seconds so he doesn't get banned for no roll cage. That's fucking incredible.
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 8:41 am

Demon vs hellkitty drag race, both cars on drag radials

Demon: 10.07 @ 133 MPH
Hellcat: 11.09 @ 124 MPH

Jesus christ. The Demon is nearly breaking 9's with just tires.
Perfect 3rd owner car.
4zilch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 8:53 am :dat:

Not bad considering that it weighs as much as a JGC
My guess is he lifted a tad at the end to keep it above 10 seconds so he doesn't get banned for no roll cage. That's fucking incredible.
130 extra horsepower over the 707hp hellcat plus launch control.. FCA hit a home run with these things, they are both amazing!
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JGC is getting the 707hp engine and awd
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:09 am JGC is getting the 707hp engine and awd
For $100k...
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Apex wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:12 am
Tarspin wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:09 am JGC is getting the 707hp engine and awd
For $100k...
Worth it.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:19 am
Apex wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:12 am

For $100k...
Worth it.
One hell of a way to get the kids to soccer practice.
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Apex wrote:
Detroit wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:19 am
Worth it.
One hell of a way to get the kids to soccer practice.
:dat: :waxer: :stig:
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Detroit wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:19 am
Apex wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:12 am

For $100k...
Worth it.
Nah.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:19 am
Apex wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:12 am

For $100k...
Worth it.
Imagine what you could do with $100k under the hood of a S2k...
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Apex wrote:
Detroit wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:19 am Worth it.
Imagine what you could do with $100k under the hood of a S2k...
:disgust:

Pantera + LS
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:52 am
Apex wrote:
Imagine what you could do with $100k under the hood of a S2k...
:disgust:

Pantera + LS
:notbad:
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:52 am
Apex wrote:
Imagine what you could do with $100k under the hood of a S2k...
:disgust:

Pantera + LS
:fuckyeah: would be 5/7.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Davestr wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 12:32 pm Fast n Blingn on 22's - https://jalopnik.com/the-2019-porsche-c ... 1825694191
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:52 am
Apex wrote:
Imagine what you could do with $100k under the hood of a S2k...
:disgust:

Pantera + LS
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Davestr wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 12:35 pm You wont be fast enough but a bit furious LOL - https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-d ... 1825661096
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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