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Detroit wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 10:04 am
Johnny_P wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 9:59 am

I pronounce it like plaque but that’s probably wrong as it’s short for placenta IIRC
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dubshow wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 4:53 pm Increase :plac: count by 1
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 1:34 pm Ever been ghosted by a girl?
Ever got your sis kidnapped by garbage men?
Ever been ripped off by a vw dealer or taken advantage of your naiveness?

Well theres help, go to <insert :crang: webpage here> and make up a case
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 9:31 pm
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When can you come in for a swedish fish? :dillerman:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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That's how the garbage men lured his sister into their truck.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote:That's how the garbage men lured his sister into their truck.
It works like a charm.
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Tarspin wrote: Sat May 19, 2018 7:08 am
wap wrote:That's how the garbage men lured his sister into their truck.
It works like a charm.
Speaking from personal experience?
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sat May 19, 2018 8:21 am FREE SWEDISH FISH

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc ... 27529.html
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote:FREE SWEDISH FISH

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc ... 27529.html
I like that they call out the now 5 year old dead “new” battery.

Also, 5 new tires installed!


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wap wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 9:56 pm That's how the garbage men lured his sister into their truck.
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wap wrote:
Tarspin wrote: Sat May 19, 2018 7:08 am It works like a charm.
Speaking from personal experience?
No it just sounded like a cool thing to say.
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Still do this day my favorite feature of my 4Runner is the rear window. The Limited model has the smart key so you want up without having to take the key out and just press the little down arrow button on the hatch. The window starts going down, let go where you want it to stop. But it’s awesome to just walk up throw all your gear in back, corral the kid while you get your shit together or put a cart away or whatever.
(Also new tail lights shown, the bulb socket started to melt and deform a bit so the drivers side brake light wouldn’t make contact with the housing anymore so it didn’t light up. I installed OEM 2014+ lights, oddly enough the old style are on the 4Runner parked directly left of me.
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I found a new use for it though the other day. I have concrete siding on my house, I need to replace 1 piece of it because of some work I’m doing. The piece are 12 feet long. I adjusted the front seat and rear hatch window so it could go from dash to front headrest, to rear headrest, to rear window glass and be supported and straight the whole way back. I really didn’t want to bring my trailer for a single 12” piece, it worked perfectly.
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That's neat about being able to carry the 12 ft siding.
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So :wasteful: , that would've easily fit in a Golf.

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Speaking of trollface, I've been using DFD sarcasm in all aspects of social media and my favorite is corvette people on facebook. That shit is next level :derp:
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Tarspin wrote: Sat May 19, 2018 4:51 pm So :wasteful: , that would've easily fit in a Golf.

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Wouldn't have fit in a truk :triggered:

But. You ain't dumping yards of mulch inside a 4Runner :lol:

Dem tradeoffs.
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Intake, downpipe, exhaust, equal length header, dyno tune. My car could theoretically make about 310-320 WHP. Seems like a lot of money ($3k in parts?) to make 50 HP over stock.

Intake and tune would get it to about 280 at the wheels.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat May 19, 2018 5:07 pm Intake, downpipe, exhaust, equal length header, dyno tune. My car could theoretically make about 310-320 WHP. Seems like a lot of money ($3k in parts?) to make 50 HP over stock.

Intake and tune would get it to about 280 at the wheels.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat May 19, 2018 5:07 pm Intake, downpipe, exhaust, equal length header, dyno tune. My car could theoretically make about 310-320 WHP. Seems like a lot of money ($3k in parts?) to make 50 HP over stock.

Intake and tune would get it to about 280 at the wheels.
But dat rumble doe?
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