In celebration of the beater

Brothers of brub and brap, this is your safe space.
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Clownshoobie
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When I was 18, I bought my first car: $800 in crumpled up ones bought me a 1970 Fiat Spyder. I loved that car more than any object I've owned before or since. It was a piece of shit, and I was James Fucking Bond. I have spent a lifetime, and larger and larger sums of money trying to rekindle that level of love. What I've noticed is that, along the way, I've come into a few beaters that I nursed back to life for little or no money, and enjoyed them more than fancy sports cars that I took out irresponsible loans for. One of the best beaters was a total accident.

I was driving along and saw a roll-back screeching a BMW 2002 onto the flatbed out of somebody's back yard. A couple of wheels were not turning, grass was stuck in the doors. There was rust under the front bumper and on the rear quarters. I hopped out and asked what was going on. The owner said that he had planned to fix it at some point but gave up and was selling it to a junk yard for $275. I offered the tow truck driver $300 for him to drop the car off at my place, which he did. No start. Flat, cracked tires. Exhaust broken in half. Rust.

For fewer than $600 more, I had that thing running like a champ, and looking like a winner (sort of). Here's what I did.

-Bought sheet metal and welded it into the cut out rust holes
-New fuel lines
-Body filler and glaze
-New exhaust, made from a discarded R50 MINI Cooper, cut and reversed, so the front resonator was the 'muffler'. A piece of 3" Pep Boys tubing as the exhaust tip.
-New battery
-4 tires
-1 Quart PPG Gulf blue paint
-2 rattle cans orange paint
-Hella light kit
-Fluids

The result. A neat little rat rod that served me well for several years.

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Any other beater love stories in the DVDniverse?
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razr390
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This is awesome.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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wap
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:bravo:
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Always loved 2002's.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
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My first car was a 1970 Beetle that I bought in 1984. I dropped the engine and rebuilt it with a ton of high-perf parts and installed a new suspension and did a bunch of other shit, but even though I've been looking for my pics that I took during the build I haven't yet been able to find them, so I guess it didn't happen. :disappoint:

If I ever do find them I'll scan them and make a thread here.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Barnes93cb
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Ive never owned a true beater. Then again ive only owned 3 cars in my 24 years on this earth. I really need to get a true project car instead of destroying my daily.
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KYGTIGuy
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Great story. The Gulf livery is far and away my all time favorite
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Davestr
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Great thread. Will post up mine later......well done ! :like:
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goIftdibrad
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I've had beaters. They are fun because you can beat on them. Gives them a personality.
brain go brrrrrr
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Bandit
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Not going to lie, that 2002 had me immediately open up a tab for a Craigslist search. That thing is sweet.
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