Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

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That's a good one.
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dtraill27 wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:28 am I'm gonna buy a Mazda from Zil before Crang makes a decision. Legit interested in Mazda6 sport MT. Going back to a long commute so I will probably replacing the taco in a few months
I gotchu fam.

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Low on stock now but give me a month or two and we should be ready to rock.

My gf is also interested in cx-5s. I'll be your number 1 forum customer
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:47 am
dtraill27 wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:28 am I'm gonna buy a Mazda from Zil before Crang makes a decision. Legit interested in Mazda6 sport MT. Going back to a long commute so I will probably replacing the taco in a few months
I probably will buy a new car before Crang and I'm at least two years out from one.
That's a lot of time for his mom to drive his duct taped engine GTI
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If the B-series still existed, I'd have already bought from [user not found].
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i'd buy a miata from zil. But the perfect used one. Like a used RF for $25k.

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yeah. just need $6k off!

https://www.carmax.com/car/15820529
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Crangshafts don't snap in half.... yeah ok!

You know, in defence of :crang: , deez guise know they have issues and continue to do so well into the MK7 gen for 2015/2016 2.0s and 1.8s.//cloud.tapatalk.com/s/5ad8af3e292 ... cf2271.pdf
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dtraill27 wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:28 am I'm gonna buy a Mazda from Zil before Crang makes a decision. Legit interested in Mazda6 sport MT. Going back to a long commute so I will probably replacing the taco in a few months
Wait for the more powerful one. I have a 2015 Touring
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Since I was nominated for being :crang: 2.0, I would like to announce that my mom will love driving my half broken car.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Can someone hit the lights?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:20 pm Can someone hit the lights?
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razr390 wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:59 am Since I was nominated for being :crang: 2.0, I would like to announce that my mom will love driving my half broken car.
Do you find your mom to be as good a kisser as I do?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:20 pm Can someone hit the lights?
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What I think happened:
:crang: 1.0 authorized the replacement of the crangshaft and hpfp and possibly timing chain and tensioner for $2.5k and no charge for the loaner.
Car runs well enough that he's DDing it again nfg.
Thoughts of replacement are on the back burner.
He's too embarrassed to let us know.

What I think will happen:
Fuel will eventually seep down to the crank case via scored cylinder wall and/or bad ring and engine will :nuke: for good.
:crang: will come back here and :baby: and wonder how this could have happened to him and wonder what he should do now.
We will give him at least 95 pages of good advice (and good ribbing) that will go unheeded.
Rinse and repeat.
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wap wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:51 pm What I think happened:
:crang: 1.0 authorized the replacement of the crangshaft and hpfp and possibly timing chain and tensioner for $2.5k and no charge for the loaner.
Car runs well enough that he's DDing it again nfg.
Thoughts of replacement are on the back burner.
He's too embarrassed to let us know.

What I think will happen:
Fuel will eventually seep down to the crank case via scored cylinder wall and/or bad ring and engine will :nuke: for good.
:crang: will come back here and :baby: and wonder how this could have happened to him and wonder what he should do now.
We will give him at least 95 pages of good advice (and good ribbing) that will go unheeded.
Rinse and repeat.
What I think happened:
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No 710 change on the loaner? :disappoint:
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well kinda, DFD IRL delivered


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[user not found] wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:37 pm Looks like it might turn out ok, but I still worry about the lil guy.
:dat:

Even if the compression test turns out ok, if there was piston to valve contact, there could be damage to the piston that won't show up immediately. Since it wasn't scoped, we have no idea.

He should trade it in immediately, but won't.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:55 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:55 pm
:dat:

Even if the compression test turns out ok, if there was piston to valve contact, there could be damage to the piston that won't show up immediately. Since it wasn't scoped, we have no idea.

He should trade it in immediately, but won't.
Shh, no more advice.
But what should he do?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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So all our..... excuse me, all your advice was wrong.

Suck it DFD brb stage 2
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:55 pm more
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I haven't seen any
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Detroit wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:55 pm
[user not found] wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:37 pm Looks like it might turn out ok, but I still worry about the lil guy.
:dat:

Even if the compression test turns out ok, if there was piston to valve contact, there could be damage to the piston that won't show up immediately. Since it wasn't scoped, we have no idea.

He should trade it in immediately, but won't.
Dude, didn't you read the post? 31 miles no probs
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