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Apex wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:43 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:41 am

Either that or I'll be poor from all the gas I burned putting out there.
It's not like you're pulling in nearly double what I am and having all of these "emergencies" and are broke AF.
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:43 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:40 am

Getting out of a wallet raping car isn't an emergency? :mindblown:
Seems like he likes to follow all that ridiculous financial advice about having massive cash hoards always in reserve for "just in case" something. Like job loss or whatever. From what I've read, other things like car :nuke: should be dealt with without touching "emergency funds".
I get that. But man, if your car needs ten thousand dollars of repairs in 4 months..... I'd say that's a pretty fucking bad scenario. How many month's pay is literally evaporating due to a piece of shit car?

Trade car in, dip $2k into emergency funds for more down payment or whatever.... I don't see how that's a bad call.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:46 am
Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:43 am
Seems like he likes to follow all that ridiculous financial advice about having massive cash hoards always in reserve for "just in case" something. Like job loss or whatever. From what I've read, other things like car :nuke: should be dealt with without touching "emergency funds".
I get that. But man, if your car needs ten thousand dollars of repairs in 4 months..... I'd say that's a pretty fucking bad scenario. How many month's pay is literally evaporating due to a piece of shit car?

Trade car in, dip $2k into emergency funds for more down payment or whatever.... I don't see how that's a bad call.
Oh, I'm 100% with you, and it's how I plan my savings. If something :nuke: comes up, dip into the reserves to cover, and then be extra frugal the next few months to pay myself back.

This is bad according to r/finance or whatever. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU LOST YOUR JOB AT THE SAME TIME AND COULD ONLY COVER 8 MONTHS OF EXPENSES :triggered:

Reading all that :bs: will make someone with $1M in cash feel poor. It's ridiculous.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:39 am
razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:27 am
You should go to another :dillerman: and get them from there, even though fled said he’d help you out.
Good idea. I'll use his quote to :crang: down the local guys to within $50 of his, and just go there because I don't actually want to drive out to POTML.
STI engines are notoriously unreliable and prone to :nuke: might as well just kill your self and never worry about it again
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:42 am
Gberg2119 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:41 am

I like how NOW is the time he decides he doesn't trust the car and it's time to get rid of it. Not 2 months ago.
Steel camshaft snaps in half :thisisfine:
Car drips a little oil :nope:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:52 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:46 am

I get that. But man, if your car needs ten thousand dollars of repairs in 4 months..... I'd say that's a pretty fucking bad scenario. How many month's pay is literally evaporating due to a piece of shit car?

Trade car in, dip $2k into emergency funds for more down payment or whatever.... I don't see how that's a bad call.
Oh, I'm 100% with you, and it's how I plan my savings. If something :nuke: comes up, dip into the reserves to cover, and then be extra frugal the next few months to pay myself back.

This is bad according to r/finance or whatever. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU LOST YOUR JOB AT THE SAME TIME AND COULD ONLY COVER 8 MONTHS OF EXPENSES :triggered:

Reading all that :bs: will make someone with $1M in cash feel poor. It's ridiculous.
Holy :disgust: that's the entire point of an emergency fund though :lol:

But I guess I'm DIW because I need to be able to pay for 12 months of expenses from losing a job plus emergency flooded basement repairs and dog needs leg amputation and surprise we're pregnant.

You can only plan for so much.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:54 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:39 am

Good idea. I'll use his quote to :crang: down the local guys to within $50 of his, and just go there because I don't actually want to drive out to POTML.
STI engines are notoriously unreliable and prone to :nuke: might as well just kill your self and never worry about it again
Literally can't drive it there.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:55 am
Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:52 am
Oh, I'm 100% with you, and it's how I plan my savings. If something :nuke: comes up, dip into the reserves to cover, and then be extra frugal the next few months to pay myself back.

This is bad according to r/finance or whatever. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU LOST YOUR JOB AT THE SAME TIME AND COULD ONLY COVER 8 MONTHS OF EXPENSES :triggered:

Reading all that :bs: will make someone with $1M in cash feel poor. It's ridiculous.
Holy :disgust: that's the entire point of an emergency fund though :lol:

But I guess I'm DIW because I need to be able to pay for 12 months of expenses from losing a job plus emergency flooded basement repairs and dog needs leg amputation and surprise we're pregnant.

You can only plan for so much.
What about the emergency fund to pay kidnappers back after they take your sister while she’s taking out the trash?
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:56 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:55 am

Holy :disgust: that's the entire point of an emergency fund though :lol:

But I guess I'm DIW because I need to be able to pay for 12 months of expenses from losing a job plus emergency flooded basement repairs and dog needs leg amputation and surprise we're pregnant.

You can only plan for so much.
What about the emergency fund to pay kidnappers back after they take your sister while she’s taking out the trash?
:lolgasm: :amazing:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:55 am
Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:52 am
Oh, I'm 100% with you, and it's how I plan my savings. If something :nuke: comes up, dip into the reserves to cover, and then be extra frugal the next few months to pay myself back.

This is bad according to r/finance or whatever. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU LOST YOUR JOB AT THE SAME TIME AND COULD ONLY COVER 8 MONTHS OF EXPENSES :triggered:

Reading all that :bs: will make someone with $1M in cash feel poor. It's ridiculous.
Holy :disgust: that's the entire point of an emergency fund though :lol:

But I guess I'm DIW because I need to be able to pay for 12 months of expenses from losing a job plus emergency flooded basement repairs and dog needs leg amputation and surprise we're pregnant.

You can only plan for so much.
Oh, I know it. Read some of the finance stuff :crang: quotes. It'll melt your brain.

He's the richest "poor person" ever, guaranteed.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:56 am What about the emergency fund to pay kidnappers back after they take your sister while she’s taking out the trash?
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:55 am
Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:52 am
Oh, I'm 100% with you, and it's how I plan my savings. If something :nuke: comes up, dip into the reserves to cover, and then be extra frugal the next few months to pay myself back.

This is bad according to r/finance or whatever. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU LOST YOUR JOB AT THE SAME TIME AND COULD ONLY COVER 8 MONTHS OF EXPENSES :triggered:

Reading all that :bs: will make someone with $1M in cash feel poor. It's ridiculous.
Holy :disgust: that's the entire point of an emergency fund though :lol:

But I guess I'm DIW because I need to be able to pay for 12 months of expenses from losing a job plus emergency flooded basement repairs and dog needs leg amputation and surprise we're pregnant.

You can only plan for so much.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:56 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:55 am

Holy :disgust: that's the entire point of an emergency fund though :lol:

But I guess I'm DIW because I need to be able to pay for 12 months of expenses from losing a job plus emergency flooded basement repairs and dog needs leg amputation and surprise we're pregnant.

You can only plan for so much.
What about the emergency fund to pay kidnappers back after they take your sister while she’s taking out the trash?
had a chuckle.

Also FYI ransom payments are tax deductible. r/financial.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:56 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:55 am

Holy :disgust: that's the entire point of an emergency fund though :lol:

But I guess I'm DIW because I need to be able to pay for 12 months of expenses from losing a job plus emergency flooded basement repairs and dog needs leg amputation and surprise we're pregnant.

You can only plan for so much.
What about the emergency fund to pay kidnappers back after they take your sister while she’s taking out the trash?
Goddamn it. Better save more. What's a typical ransom these days, $50k? Fuck he's gonna be poor forever :sad:
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:00 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:55 am

Holy :disgust: that's the entire point of an emergency fund though :lol:

But I guess I'm DIW because I need to be able to pay for 12 months of expenses from losing a job plus emergency flooded basement repairs and dog needs leg amputation and surprise we're pregnant.

You can only plan for so much.
Oh, I know it. Read some of the finance stuff :crang: quotes. It'll melt your brain.

He's the richest "poor person" ever, guaranteed.
Agreed. I mean he owned a $2500/mo GTI so we know he's not actually poor.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:39 am
razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:27 am
You should go to another :dillerman: and get them from there, even though fled said he’d help you out.
Good idea. I'll use his quote to :crang: down the local guys to within $50 of his, and just go there because I don't actually want to drive out to POTML.
Back roads out here are awesome. It'll be a nice 50 mile drive home in the wrong direction.
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So, he ended up dicking over because his girlfriend wanted him to buy a CX5 for a bad :dill: locally in Jew York City? Or did mom/gf buy the car for him?

:mindblown:

Momzda CX5, :fuckyeah:
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fledonfoot wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:04 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:39 am

Good idea. I'll use his quote to :crang: down the local guys to within $50 of his, and just go there because I don't actually want to drive out to POTML.
Back roads out here are awesome. It'll be a nice 50 mile drive home in the wrong direction.
They are great, I love driving in that area.
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D Griff wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:11 am So, he ended up dicking over because his girlfriend wanted him to buy a CX5 for a bad :dill: locally in Jew York City? Or did mom/gf buy the car for him?

:mindblown:

Momzda CX5, :fuckyeah:
r/financial, get your mom to co sign.
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D Griff wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:11 am So, he ended up dicking over because his girlfriend wanted him to buy a CX5 for a bad :dill: locally in Jew York City? Or did mom/gf buy the car for him?

:mindblown:

Momzda CX5, :fuckyeah:
Well. It's his GF or his GF's mom that bought the car for him, unclear.
So.... Mother-in-law-to-be-zda?
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:12 am
D Griff wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:11 am So, he ended up dicking over because his girlfriend wanted him to buy a CX5 for a bad :dill: locally in Jew York City? Or did mom/gf buy the car for him?

:mindblown:

Momzda CX5, :fuckyeah:
Well. It's his GF or his GF's mom that bought the car for him, unclear.
So.... Mother-in-law-to-be-zda?
:mindblown:

thats not gonna end well.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:38 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:29 pm
It'll run for just long enough for the PCV to blow the RMS and valve cover gaskets requiring an engine out service to fix.

:thisisfine:
Fixed

No but seriously I bet this car has valve and/or piston damage. And it CERTAINLY has metal shavings in the head's oil passages.
Oh my fucking God I called it in April. Holy :mindblown:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:18 am
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:38 pm

Fixed

No but seriously I bet this car has valve and/or piston damage. And it CERTAINLY has metal shavings in the head's oil passages.
Oh my fucking God I called it in April. Holy :mindblown:
4/20 :doe:

so you were high and it doesnt count. You can't use your high powers of prediction here.
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So crang made a point to say he was at a dillership and didn’t have cell service. I’m thinking he was there, :dillerman: was dillering, he had the thought that he should reach out to Z but couldn’t, and the :dillerman: did their usual thing and wouldn’t let him leave without a :dill:. We already know crang can’t stand his ground in person so it fits.


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Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:34 am So crang made a point to say he was at a dillership and didn’t have cell service. I’m thinking he was there, :diller: was dillering, he had the thought that he should reach out to Z but couldn’t, and the :diller: did their usual thing and wouldn’t let him leave without a dill. We already know crang can’t stand his ground in person so it fits.


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