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coogles wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:49 am All sounds like a bunch of bullshit excuses to me.

Why is the world would anyone ever have to make two trips to buy a car? Put a desposit down with the dealership to have them acquire the car, get whatever signature is necessary for the title work, get pre-approved for financing if not going through the dealership, notify your insurance agent on what date the coverage will need to switch, then go to the dealer and do the transaction.

The Grand Touring being sold is fucking irrelevant. Any dealer can trade with another to get whatever car you're looking for.

Even when Zil had the best :dill:, :crang: still wouldn't give him the business because of some perceived but very made up road blocks. It's all rather :mindblown:.
I literally did all of this and I have never bought a car before; in 2 days before I actually drove to [user not found] to get the GTI. I even coordinated the logistics of flying my dad in so he can come with me and handle the GTI lease turn-in formalities.

I didn’t put a deposit down but [user not found] had already put a sold sticker on the car while we were running approval numbers.

[user not found] can vouch that I was more concerned and annoying toward him regarding making the :dill: work than shopping around my local 5 VW :dillerman: so they could match the deal.
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Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:03 am
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 8:34 am

YOUR SHOES?!? You think YOU'RE the victim here? Dude. WHAT THE FUCK.
He will always be the victim, throughout his entire life under any difficult circumstances. That’s how he’s wired.
I blame his batshit mom and sister for continuing to enable him
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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KiaGiver wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:06 am
Apex wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:58 am

Alternate Universe:

Crang: Hey Z, I'd love to buy from you but I'm concerned about driving my timebomb down there and back if it takes two trips.

[user not found]: I got you fam. Drive it down and grab a loaner for a day or two to get everything situated. Drive back down and roll out in your new whip.

Crang: :fuckyeah:
Can I be taller in this alternate universe?
I'll allow it.
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KiaGiver wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:06 am

Can I be taller in this alternate universe?
I'll allow it.
Thanos?
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:09 am
Apex wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:09 am

I'll allow it.
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Apex wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:58 am
dtraill27 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:55 am Even if he wasn't going to buy the car that day I bet Zil would have helped out with a loaner or a ride in the magic school bus to avoid two trips in the gti
Alternate Universe:

Crang: Hey Z, I'd love to buy from you but I'm concerned about driving my timebomb down there and back if it takes two trips.

[user not found]: I got you fam. Drive it down and grab a loaner for a day or two to get everything situated. Drive back down and roll out in your new whip.

Crang: :fuckyeah:
I messed up.
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Can I be taller in this alternate universe?
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nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:13 am
Apex wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:58 am

Alternate Universe:

Crang: Hey Z, I'd love to buy from you but I'm concerned about driving my timebomb down there and back if it takes two trips.

[user not found]: I got you fam. Drive it down and grab a loaner for a day or two to get everything situated. Drive back down and roll out in your new whip.

Crang: :fuckyeah:
I messed up.
Do you ever get tired of saying this? I don’t understand how you continuously screw over people who want to help you and blindly not follow good, well-intentioned advice? It boggles my mind.
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Melon wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:02 am
nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 7:30 am I was not the only one making this purchase, so there were other decisions involved.
Out of everything said, this bothers me the most.

Who do you need to seek approval from to purchase a car?
When I was your age I was buying a house,.
And what happened to this kid having $20k+ in his savings like 3 years ago?
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Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:21 am
Melon wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:02 am

Out of everything said, this bothers me the most.

Who do you need to seek approval from to purchase a car?
When I was your age I was buying a house,.
And what happened to this kid having $20k+ in his savings like 3 years ago?
Hibachi ain’t cheap, breh. :wasteful: gotta pay to play.
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fledonfoot wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:43 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:38 am

Wanna sell me some POTML-certified safety and emissions inspection stickers?
Come in saturday? I'll be here.
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Melon wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:02 am

Out of everything said, this bothers me the most.

Who do you need to seek approval from to purchase a car?
When I was your age I was buying a house,.
And what happened to this kid having $20k+ in his savings like 3 years ago?
Blew it on bad hibachi? :iono:
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:22 am
Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:21 am

And what happened to this kid having $20k+ in his savings like 3 years ago?
Hibachi ain’t cheap, breh. :wasteful: gotta pay to play.
Beat me to it :wub:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:25 am
fledonfoot wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:43 am

Come in saturday? I'll be here.
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You should go to another :dillerman: and get them from there, even though fled said he’d help you out.
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Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:21 am
Melon wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 9:02 am

Out of everything said, this bothers me the most.

Who do you need to seek approval from to purchase a car?
When I was your age I was buying a house,.
And what happened to this kid having $20k+ in his savings like 3 years ago?
Probably still has it. It's for emergencies or something.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:27 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:25 am

:fuckyeah:
You should go to another :dillerman: and get them from there, even though fled said he’d help you out.
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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:27 am
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:fuckyeah:
You should go to another :dillerman: and get them from there, even though fled said he’d help you out.
Good idea. I'll use his quote to :crang: down the local guys to within $50 of his, and just go there because I don't actually want to drive out to POTML.
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And what happened to this kid having $20k+ in his savings like 3 years ago?
Probably still has it. It's for emergencies or something.
Getting out of a wallet raping car isn't an emergency? :mindblown:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:39 am
razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:27 am
You should go to another :dillerman: and get them from there, even though fled said he’d help you out.
Good idea. I'll use his quote to :crang: down the local guys to within $50 of his, and just go there because I don't actually want to drive out to POTML.
You'll bust a ringland if you go out to POTML. Can't be risking that.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:40 am
Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:36 am
Probably still has it. It's for emergencies or something.
Getting out of a wallet raping car isn't an emergency? :mindblown:
Clearly not.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:40 am
Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:36 am
Probably still has it. It's for emergencies or something.
Getting out of a wallet raping car isn't an emergency? :mindblown:
I like how NOW is the time he decides he doesn't trust the car and it's time to get rid of it. Not 2 months ago.
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Apex wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:40 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:39 am

Good idea. I'll use his quote to :crang: down the local guys to within $50 of his, and just go there because I don't actually want to drive out to POTML.
You'll bust a ringland if you go out to POTML. Can't be risking that.
Either that or I'll be poor from all the gas I burned putting out there.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:41 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:40 am

Getting out of a wallet raping car isn't an emergency? :mindblown:
I like how NOW is the time he decides he doesn't trust the car and it's time to get rid of it. Not 2 months ago.
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Car drips a little oil :nope:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:41 am
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You'll bust a ringland if you go out to POTML. Can't be risking that.
Either that or I'll be poor from all the gas I burned putting out there.
It's not like you're pulling in nearly double what I am and having all of these "emergencies" and are broke AF.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:40 am
Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:36 am
Probably still has it. It's for emergencies or something.
Getting out of a wallet raping car isn't an emergency? :mindblown:
Seems like he likes to follow all that ridiculous financial advice about having massive cash hoards always in reserve for "just in case" something. Like job loss or whatever. From what I've read, other things like car :nuke: should be dealt with without touching "emergency funds".
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