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MexicanYarisTK
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:02 pm We need this guy on the forum :amazing: I bet this guy owns a pair or two of flip up sunglasses.

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/ ... 10662.html

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No Surprises or Disappointments here... An Extremely Low Mileage, Immaculate, Highly Accessorized and One of a Kind, Chevrolet Tracker. [ Same as Suzuki Samurai or Vitara ].

Absolutely in LIKE NEW condition :wtf: in every area as this Posting details in both words and pictures.

[ ATTENTION PLEASE: If you are viewing this Ad, the vehicle is STILL FOR SALE. It will be deleted as soon as it is sold. ]

DON'T TAKE A CHANCE AND BUY SOME ILL-CARED FOR, HARD DRIVEN, HIGH MILEAGE SUV... YOU CAN BUY THIS ONE WITH CONFIDENCE.

Excellently maintained both mechanically and cosmetically. Gently driven and cared for like a baby.
Only seat ever sat in was Drivers seat and with that, always used a seat cushion. :wtf:
I am Single and Retired and drove only to go shopping locally and other short errand trips within town.
Purchased this One Owner with just 66,000 miles and in 4 years only added 8000 miles. :mindblown:
My Tracker has been regularly serviced by Firestone of Northfield as well as by myself with Regular oil changes etc.

I HAVE A FILE WITH ALL SERVICE RECORDS AS WELL AS WITH ALL THE ADDITIONS AND ACCESSORIES DOCUMENTATION THAT I'VE INSTALLED ON AND IN THE VEHICLE.

Below is a complete list of Accessories and Additions :


Full Curt Roof Rack,
4 Off Road Utility Lights installed on Front of the rack with switch on dash,
2 Utility Work Lights installed on rear of rack with switch on center console, :butwhy:
Rear RED Rubber Shock Covers, :butwhy:
Stainless Steel Exhaust Tip,
Turn Signal Audio Enhancer installed, :butwhy: :triggered:
4' Fiberglas CB Antenna mounted on rear cargo door with adjustable angle Antenna Mount,
Side View Mirror Rain Shades [ both ] ,
P. A. System with microphone mounted on center console and 100 Watt HD Metal Wolo Speaker mounted in engine compartment and Control Unit is mounted on lower left side end of dash, :facepalm:
side Chrome Peterson amber marker lights mounted on each side of roof rack,
Vintage Rubber Wiper Arm Covers [ all 3 wipers], :wtf: is that?
Vintage Door Lock Scratch Guards on all 3 doors, :wtf: is that?
Automatic Flashing Red Light Exterior Door Guards [ whenever doors are opened] :butwhy:
Front Grill Guard/Light Bar with Quartz Amber Fog Lights,
Low Profile Style Bug Shield,
Black Rubber Bumper Wheel Well Lip Guards,
Custom Made Soft Fog Light Covers with Chevy Bowtie,
Vintage NOS 12v Lighted compass mounted on dash, :whocares:
OEM Factory Cargo Area Cover and as well as Factory Cargo Net,
Class III Hitch installed with trailer ball,
Shin Guard Ball Cover and Hitch Step-
also brake lights, tail and signals are fully wired for towing and plug is housed in spring-loaded flip top storage compartment on the hitch,
2 Rubber Housed Red utility Tail Lights and Signal Lights installed onto the Hitch,
Black Truck Splashguards on all 4 wheel wells,
Unique 1960's accessory [ a light bar installed on the inside of rear window in Cargo Compartment facing the vehicle behind you with three lights that read: SOS, STOP TAILGATING and DIM LIGHTS all individually controlled by it's own ' lighted ' rocker switch within one block unit which is mounted on the side of center console, :lolgasm:
Side full-length black RHINO Step Bars installed,
4 additional 12v auxiliary ports installed under dash, :butwhy:
Wolo ' Commercial' automatic Back-up Alarm, :triggered:
new Duracell Ultra battery installed in Sept. with Foam Insulator Jacket,
all filters changed including gas, oil, cabin and air,
new Chevrolet Wheel Centers,
Vintage NOS Fedtro ' Fasten Seat Belt' stand alone warning unit in center console, :butwhy: :whocares:
tires are Cooper Touring CS4's with 85% tread left,
fender and rear V6 emblems installed,
changed plastic chrome grill to new plastic Black one for a better look,
Xenon Krypton Headlight bulbs,
interior dome light [ s] changed to white light LED bulbs,
2 exterior 12v power ports under bumper in front and under hitch in rear with easy access, What could possibly go wrong here?
New OEM ' Tracker ' Spare Tire Cover,
Under Hood Automatic Engine Compartment Light installed as well as a unique Engine Compartment Light that you can pull out and utilize and then in recoils back into it's housing. [ Purchased new from Canada],
LED installed FRONT license plate light and 2 Amber Bullet/Beehive Marker Lights mounted under Front License Plate.
Replaced weak factory one speaker horn with new Air Compressor horn. Scene points :notbad:
Also First Aid Kit,
Fire Extinguisher,
Emergency ' Break Glass ' Hammer and Flash Light are mounted in rear cargo area.
Silicone E-Brake Cover,
Smoke colored Vent Shades on all windows and Factory Tinted Glass on rear Passenger windows and Rear Glass [ with Defroster ].
New ' Locking' Gas Cap with 2 keys. [ have the factory non-locking cap also]
Spare Tire [ with Factory Lock] has never touched the ground.
[ Have 2 Factory Key Fobs complete with silicone rubber covers for the Power Locks and the original Factory Owners Manual in Glove Box.

Carpets, Seats, Dash, Headliner, Door Panels, Exterior Paint and Engine are all in EXCELLENT condition.
Engine is Detailed and absolutely beautiful as you can plainly see in the pics.


This SUV Tracker again, is immaculate cosmetically inside and out and is in excellent mechanical condition. It has EXTREMELY LOW MILES and comes complete with all documentation in a file for your review. It is unique and highly accessorized and is truly, 'one of a kind'. You will not find a Chevy Tracker like this anywhere especially one that is in this pristine condition with such low miles.

PLEASE NOTE: I have never towed anything with my Tracker. I simply installed the hitch as another option and accessory.

Any questions that you may have you can simply reply here by email or just give me a call and I will gladly answer them.

NJ Inspection is good until December of this Year.
Longest craiglist ad in the history
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I need a GILF machine
https://yuma.craigslist.org/cto/d/1992- ... 69588.html


This fucking door vinyl is the greatest thing I think I've ever seen
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Acid666 wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:25 pm I need a GILF machine
https://yuma.craigslist.org/cto/d/1992- ... 69588.html


This fucking door vinyl is the greatest thing I think I've ever seen
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When thedoor is open it says dick butt :lolol:
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:02 am
Acid666 wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:25 pm I need a GILF machine
https://yuma.craigslist.org/cto/d/1992- ... 69588.html


This fucking door vinyl is the greatest thing I think I've ever seen
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When thedoor is open it says dick butt :lolol:

Yeah that plus the Golden Girls had me moist
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Acid666 wrote:I need a GILF machine
https://yuma.craigslist.org/cto/d/1992- ... 69588.html


This fucking door vinyl is the greatest thing I think I've ever seen
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This is fantastic.
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razr390 wrote: Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:02 am
Acid666 wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:25 pm I need a GILF machine
https://yuma.craigslist.org/cto/d/1992- ... 69588.html


This fucking door vinyl is the greatest thing I think I've ever seen
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When thedoor is open it says dick butt :lolol:
It does?
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Not really weird, but a very specific market for this bad boy:

https://boulder.craigslist.org/cto/d/91 ... 88984.html

First time I think I've seen an H6 swap, usually it's just a regular H4 with or without the T.
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Actual :dillerman: photo of the infotainment system on a Honda Civic EXL hatch automatic, which is a rather nice-ish little car.

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:wtf:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:45 am Actual :dillerman: photo of the infotainment system on a Honda Civic EXL hatch automatic, which is a rather nice-ish little car.

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:wtf:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:45 am Actual :dillerman: photo of the infotainment system on a Honda Civic EXL hatch automatic, which is a rather nice-ish little car.

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:wtf:
:neat:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:45 am Actual :dillerman: photo of the infotainment system on a Honda Civic EXL hatch automatic, which is a rather nice-ish little car.

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:wtf:
clearly that's been driven around, someone should come up and lowball the hell out of it, since the value is essentially dropped before someone purchased it.
Nephew of a :plac: a few first gen immigrant on DFD, resident turk, and ex nazi egg lover now driving a middle class mom mobile.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:45 am Actual :dillerman: photo of the infotainment system on a Honda Civic EXL hatch automatic, which is a rather nice-ish little car.

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:wtf:
:amazing:

:lolgasm:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:18 am

:bravo:
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dubshow wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:40 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:18 am

:bravo:
Better not show that to RayRay
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:30 pm
dubshow wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:40 am

:bravo:
Better not show that to RayRay
already emailed it to him. He has a serious mower fetish.
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dubshow wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:33 pm
wap wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:30 pm

Better not show that to RayRay
already emailed it to him. He has a serious mower fetish.
In4videoofRayRayrollingthisthing :lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Free GTI anyone??


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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:02 pm We need this guy on the forum :amazing: I bet this guy owns a pair or two of flip up sunglasses.
He might be a RL Ghost Buster.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:25 pm Free GTI anyone??


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Can't afford the repairs.
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Quite an interesting intercooler

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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:21 am Quite an interesting intercooler

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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